Engagement quotes

“- Margaret Tate: Sweet Andrew.
- Andrew Paxton: I'm listening.
- Margaret Tate: Would you please, with cherries on top, marry me?
- Andrew Paxton: Ok. I don't appreciate the sarcasm, but I'll do it.”

Sandra Bullock - Margaret Tate
Ryan Reynolds - Andrew Paxton

- Rebecca 'Becky' McLintock: Well, he called me a... I can't even repeat the word!
- Devlin Warren: I didn't necessarily call you anything, but I said what I said, and I'll stand by it to the death!
- George Washington 'G.W.' McLintock: Well, just for the tally books, what did you say?
- Devlin Warren: I said “any woman that allows a man to kiss... (continue)(continue reading)
Stefanie Powers - Rebecca 'Becky' McLintock
Patrick Wayne - Devlin Warren
John Wayne - George Washington 'G.W.' McLintock

You're engaged. In Latin that means "screwed for life".
Danny Masterson - Steven Hyde

“You get engaged to my daughter, and all you can think about is capital punishment?”

Sidney Blackmer - Austin Spencer

“- Cam Wexler: When a male is sweet on a female, he searches the entire beach to find the perfect pebble to present to her. When he finally finds it, he waddles over and presents the stone by placing it at her feet. If she accepts, they'll be life-long mates.
- Charlie: It's kind of like an engagement ring.”

Jessica Alba - Cam
Dane Cook - Charlie

“I’m not known for having great relationships with ex-girlfriends, but I’ve been able to continue one with Gwyneth that’s really valuable.”
Ben Affleck On Gwyneth Paltrow

“Ursula, it's mother. Pick up the phone and tell me who that man was I saw you strolling with today. And where is Lyle? We must discuss the engagement party. I know you're there, Ursula. Pick up the phone and tell me why you have been avoiding me.”
Holland Taylor - Beatrice Stanhope

“- Jack: Lucy? I have to ask you a question.
- Elsie: Get down on one knee, it's more romantic.
- Saul: Elsie, if he's proposing let him do it!
- Elsie: I am letting him do it.”

Bill Pullman - Jack
Glynis Johns - Elsie
Jack Warden - Saul

I should warn you, I'm not going to be any good at this. "Bringing flowers" and "holding hands". I'll probably forget your birthday. But if I'm going to do this with anyone, it might as well be you.

Daniel Brühl - Niki Lauda
Alexandra Maria Lara

“- Rachel Varney: I'm engaged to be married.
- Rick Jarmin: Well, flagellations.”
Joan Severance - Rachel Varney
Mel Gibson - Rick Jarmin

- David "Beano" Baggot: You were engaged to a Guinness heiress, wasn't it?
- Tony Costello: Yeah, but they paid me to go away.
Timothy Spall - David "Beano" Baggot
Stephen Rea - Tony Costello

“I'm getting married, Walter, and I'm also getting as far away from the newspaper business as I can get.”

Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson

“Hey! I'm Jules' fiancé, George! Just stopped by for a little preconjugal visit if you catch my drift!”
Rupert Everett - George Downes

“- Dr. John Lanyon: Perhaps you're forgetting, you're engaged to Muriel.
- Dr. Henry Jekyll: Forgotten it? Can a man dying of thirst forget water? And do you know what would happen to that thirst if it were to be denied water?”
Holmes Herbert - Dr. John Lanyon
Fredric March - Dr. Henry Jekyll

“I'll give you a piece of advice: stay single.”
Christopher Plummer - Squadron Leader Colin Harvey

“- Det. Mitch Preston: My ex and I were on the rocks, and my marriage counselor said I needed to take up a hobby.
- Officer Trey Sellars: How come you never got good at it?
- Det. Mitch Preston: Well, it's kind of like you and police work. I never took it that seriously.”
Robert De Niro - Det. Mitch Preston
Eddie Murphy - Officer Trey Sellars

“- Julianne Potter: He just came in for few hours to uh, to uh, fuck me.
- George Downes: Huh! Takes a few hours.”
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter
Rupert Everett - George Downes

“I'm a very lazy person by nature. I have to be really engaged, and then I go straight from lazy to obsessive.”
Jon Favreau

“- Becky Thatcher: It's beautiful.
- Tom Sawyer: It sure is. Why when I was engaged to Amy Lawrence she...
- Becky Thatcher: What? You mean I'm not the first?
- Tom Sawyer: No Becky, that was ages ago. Two months at least.
- Becky Thatcher: I hate you. I hate you and I hope you die.”

Rachael Leigh Cook - Becky Thatcher
Jonathan Taylor Thomas - Tom Sawyer

“We make in a week what you guys make in a year.”
Brian Bloom - Pike

“I don't care how rich he is, as long as he has a yacht, his own private railroad car, and his own toothpaste.”
Marilyn Monroe - Sugar Kane Kowalczyk

“When you're in something you got to give it everything you have or else what are you doing?”
Reese Witherspoon - Lisa

“If I'm not engaged by the time I'm twenty, I'm gonna kill myself.”
Page Hannah - Luanne

“- Andrew Paxton: We'll tell my family about our engagement when I want and how I want. Now, ask me nicely.
- Margaret Tate: Ask you nicely what?
- Andrew Paxton: Ask me nicely to marry you, Margaret.
- Margaret Tate: What does that mean?
- Andrew Paxton: You heard me. On your knee.”
Ryan Reynolds - Andrew Paxton
Sandra Bullock - Margaret Tate

“- Alec Scudder: Stop with me. Sleep the night with me.
- Maurice Hall: I can't. I've got an engagement. Full business dinner. It's my job. Meet me another evening instead.
- Alec Scudder: I can't come to London again. My father and Mr. Borenius will be passing remarks.
- Maurice Hall: What does it matter if they do?
- Alec Scudder: What does...” (continue)(continue reading)
Rupert Graves - Alec Scudder
James Wilby - Maurice Hall