England quotes

“- Adela: I do so hatemysteries.
- Fielding: We English do.
- Mrs. Moore: I rather like mysteries - but I rather dislike muddles.
- Fielding: A mystery is only a high-sounding term for a muddle. Me and the professor know that India is a muddle.
- Godbole: Agreed, I am sorry to say.”
Judy Davis - Adela
James Fox - Fielding
Peggy Ashcroft - Mrs. Moore
Alec Guinness - Godbole

“I don't wanna get killed by this limey, immigrant jerkoff! I wanna get killed by an american jerkoff!”

Sylvester Stallone - Lt. Raymond Tango

“Queen Elizabeth is a man! Prince Charles is a faggot! Winston Churchill was full of shit! Shakespeare's French!”

David Naughton - David Kessler

Men have laid down their lives for this. For this... and for what? So people can stick their fucking flag in the ground and say, "Yeah! This is England. And this is England, and this is England".
Stephen Graham - Combo

“The beer's warm, the dance hall's a Quonset, there's B-26s outside, hotshot pilots inside, an airstrip in the woods... it's England, man!”
John Goodman - Al Yackey

“I'd just been knocked unconscious and now an American, who'd never driven a stick shift, was driving my car down the wrong side of the road.”
Joseph Fiennes - Laurence

“There was this airplane over the Atlantic on its way to New York. It was full of men from the United Nations. So halfway over the ocean the engines run low on petrol so they have to lighten the plane. So they heave out all the baggage, but it's still too heavy. So they chuck out the seats, but it's still too heavy! Finally this froggy steps up...” (continue)(continue reading)
Brian Glover - Chess Player

“After all, what is the United States? A charming cocktail of Irish and Jews. Very spectacular; but very childish. And England? A few old ladies wearing their grandfathers' leather britches.”
Walter Slezak - Major Erich von Keller

“Roy O'Bannon will not go quietly. You hear that, England? Throw whatever you want at me! Your terrible weather! Your perverted killers! Your Spotted Dick!”
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

“Transylvania is not England. Our ways are not your ways. And to you there shall be many strange things.”

Gary Leonard Oldman - Dracula

“We come here by the orders of the Great Queen Victoria, Queen of all Africa.”

James Faulkner - Lt. Melvill

- British Officer: You call yourself a patriot, and loyal subject to the Crown?
- Hawkeye: I do not call myself “subject” to much at all.
Daniel Day-Lewis - Hawkeye

“- Marlene DuChard: Paul... are you sure we ought to be here?
- Paul DuChard: There is nothing to worry about, my dear - we're in England now!
- Marlene DuChard: No, Paul. This is America.
- Paul DuChard: Oh yes, America.”
Louise Fletcher - Marlene DuChard
Fernando Lamas - Paul DuChard

“- Molly Ivors: I didn't think you were a West Briton!
- Gabriel Conroy: And what do you mean, a West Briton?
- Molly Ivors: Someone who looks to England for our salvation instead of depending on ourselves alone.”
Maria McDermottroe - Molly Ivors

“The British and the American governments must do something to bring these hijackers to justice! Fifteen people died! My wife, my daughters, and neither the Americans under whose flag the airplane was flying, nor the British government, can just be allowed to abandon them, and walk away!”
Jeremy Irons - Jack Elgin

“She's indestructible. She's an English nanny!”
Elliott Gould - Robert

“- Solina: Does English charm work on English women?
- Simon Sheppard: Why not, Solina? One reason.
- Solina: I don't date men that I work with.”
Jennifer Esposito - Solina
Jonny Lee Miller - Simon Sheppard

“- Patrick Dennis: Is the English lady sick, Auntie Mame?
- Auntie Mame: She's not English, darling... she's from Pittsburgh.
- Patrick Dennis: She sounded English.
- Auntie Mame: Well, when you're from Pittsburgh, you have to do something.”
Jan Handzlik - Patrick Dennis
Rosalind Russell - Mame Dennis

“- Lt. Harry Harbord 'Breaker' Morant: Cheer up. You look as if you were going to a funeral.
- Major J.F. Thomas: Harry...
- Lt. Harry Harbord 'Breaker' Morant: It's all right, Major. I've had a good run. There's nothing for me in England anymore. And back in Australia, well they say if you need a couple of stiff drinks before you climb up on a...” (continue)(continue reading)

Edward Woodward - Lt. Harry Harbord 'Breaker' Morant
Jack Thompson - Major J.F. Thomas

“- Baxter: Smile, Sir Malcolm, as the cameras catch the dying moments of a British colony.
- Sir Malcolm: Dying moments of my career, you mean.”

Sir Michael Caine - Baxter
Leonard Rossiter - Sir Malcolm

“- Baron von Richter: David, we are not asking for anything. Europe is ours, we can walk into Britain whenever we like.
- Sir David Kelly: If you think we're going to gamble on Herr Hitler's guarantees, you're making a grave mistake. All those years in England seems to have left you none the wiser. We're not easily frightened. Also we know how...” (continue)(continue reading)
Curd Jürgens - Baron von Richter
Ralph David Richardson - Sir David Kelly

“England can kiss my ass!”
Dennis Quaid - Jerry Lee Lewis

“A plague on you. A plague on the whole stinking lot of ya, without morals or laws. And all you whores got no laws. You got no honor. It's no wonder you all emigrated to America, because they wouldn't have you in England. You're a lot of savages, that's what you all are. A bunch of bloody savages. A plague on you. I'll be back.”
Richard Harris - English Bob

“When you think of crime, you think of English crime. The psychology's different here.”

Michael Culver - McBryde

“- Sam the Eagle as Headmaster of Junior High Graduates: Tomorrow, you become a man of business!
- Young Scrooge: I'm looking forward to it, Headmaster.
- Sam the Eagle as Headmaster of Junior High Graduates: Mm, you will love business. It is the American way!
- The Great Gonzo as Charles Dickens: Sam...
- Sam the Eagle as Headmaster of Junior...” (continue)(continue reading)
Frank Oz - Sam the Eagle as Headmaster of Junior High Graduates
Theo Sanders - Young Scrooge
Dave Goelz - The Great Gonzo as Charles Dickens