Enjoyment quotes

“Messing with people's heads can be a lot of fun. You should try it.”

Gary Leonard Oldman - O.W. Grant

“- Ted Hanover: I like it here... with you and Linda.
- Jim Hardy: And we love having you. When are you leaving?”
Fred Astaire - Ted Hanover
Bing Crosby - Jim Hardy

“I know this has been a difficult time for you, but I want you to try to enjoy this day. Commencement: the end of one thing, the start of something new.”

Willem Dafoe - Norman Osborn

“You should get a date, you should have a martini, you should drive with the top down, you should better yet give a tired old widow a break.”

Shirley MacLaine - Tess Carlisle

“- Howard Cosell: How could you do something like that to a man you revere?
- Muhammad Ali: Cos it's funny.”

Jon Voight - Howard Cosell
Will Smith - Muhammad Ali

“- Jeff Blue: You know what's funny? That gray van over there.
- Jane Blue: Funny ha-ha or funny interesting?”
Dennis Quaid - Jeff Blue
Kathleen Turner - Jane Blue

“Nothin' in this town happens without my say-so. So I'm sorry if I spoiled your wedding plans there, friend. But, if it's any consolation to you, you have put a smile on my face.”

Michael Wincott - Top Dollar

“Slow down and enjoy life. It's not only the scenery you miss by
going too fast--you also miss the sense of where you're going and
why.”
Eddie Cantor

“If you want to enjoy your party, enjoy your party. Don't keep looking up at me, trying to get a rise out of me. It's unnecessary.”

Shia LaBeouf - Kale

“- Splinter: There must have been a battle.
- Casey Jones: I knew it, I'm missing all the fun.”
James Murray - Splinter
Elias Koteas - Casey Jones

“- Carl: Come on, man. We are out for action tonight!
- Ken: You don't understand. I don't want the action. I'm not looking for action. What I want is a nice girl.
- Carl: Me too! One nice girl. Nice tits, nice ass, nice.”
Paul Jabara - Carl
John Friedrich - Ken

“The help is all gone, the house is bare. Now you know, a shadow is there. There's one left to die, then my job'll be done. I like killing people, it's a lotta kicks!”
Russi Taylor - Doll Voice

“- His Excellency: I presume your funeral was satisfactory.
- Henry Van Cleve: Well, there was a lot of crying, so I believe everybody had a good time.”
Laird Cregar - His Excellency
Don Ameche - Henry Van Cleve

“- Terry Brogan: Say, eh, there's not too much going on on this island. Do you know where I can go to have a good time?
- Jessie Wyler: Get off the island. The ferry leaves every morning.”
Jeff Bridges - Terry Brogan
Rachel Ward - Jessie Wyler

“I wasn't in a coma! ...Alright, I was in a coma, but it wasn't like I was in a coma and goofing off, I was thinking up hilarious new bits the whole time!”
John Turturro - Voice of Monkeybone

“He won't shoot you because he enjoys you too much. He enjoys you so much he won't even let you wear the star. He doesn't want anyone to know it's a Jew he's enjoying. He shot the woman from the steps because she meant nothing to him. She was just one of a series neither offending him or pleasing him.”

Liam Neeson - Oskar Schindler

- Larry Friedman: To be honest, we're less than thrilled.
- Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram: Ok, with what specifically?
- Larry Friedman: With what specifically. Well, with guided meditation specifically, with stand up comedy sermons specifically, with your loose improvisational style specifically.
- Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram: Ok, with people... (continue)(continue reading)

Ron Rifkin - Larry Friedman
Ben Stiller - Rabbi Jake Schram

“- Andy Hardy: The next ten years of my life are the best.
- Judge Hardy: The next ten years of anybody's life are the best.”
Mickey Rooney - Andy Hardy
Lewis Stone - Judge Hardy

“- Matt: Can't you just relax and enjoy the moment?
- Gwyn: No, I'm a middle child. I always think the really good moments are happening to someone else.”
Gil Bellows - Matt
Sarah Jessica Parker - Gwyn

These are..."The Days Of Our Lives"!

Christina Applegate - Courtney Rockcliffe
Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters

“I feel you know what it's like to be without happiness, but do you know what it's like to be afraid of it? To see the world as so conniving, you cannot take pleasure in the appareance of something good because you suspect it is only a painted drop behind which other troubles lie.”

Anne Hathaway - Madeline Bray

“It's a male myth about feminists that we hate sex. It can be a natural, zesty enterprise. But unfortunately there are some people - it is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women - who engage in it compulsively and without joy. Yes, Mr. Lebowski, these unfortunate souls cannot love in the true sense of the word.”
Julianne Moore - Maude Lebowski

“Raise your arms, Maurice! It's more fun when you raise your arms up like this, ah ha ha ha!”

Sacha Baron Cohen - Julien

“- Zeke: Is she always this much fun, man?
- Stan: Sometimes she can be a real bitch.”

Josh Hartnett - Zeke Tyler
Shawn Hatosy - Stan Rosado

“Smoking is part of the fun of being a kid. We just did some tests on some 9-year-olds. After a little puking, why, you couldn't drag 'em away from the stuff. You're only young once. Why not indulge, though, I always say.”
Gene Hackman - William B. Tensy