Entertainment quotes
85 entertainment quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the animation: Bolt
“You know what that is, television? It's entertainment for people. It's fake! Nothing you think is real is real!”
- From the movie: An American Tail: Fievel Goes West
“You put a mouse on that stage and your saloon's gonna be as empty as Death Valley on a cold day in June when the snow don't fall.”
- From the movie: Love at First Bite
“Without me, Transylvania will be as exciting as Bucharest... on a Monday night.”
- From the movie: Sweet Liberty
“The American Revolution was not a goddamned vaudeville show!”
- From the movie: The Muppets Take Manhattan
“Maybe we should add more special effects like exploding socks.”
- From the movie: Hamlet 2
“- Cricket Feldstein: No one is shutting down this play. The Justice Department and the so-called Supreme Court can suck my balls.
- Dana Marschz: Why do they have to do this?
- Cricket Feldstein: My balls?” - From the movie: Ray
“- Marlene: Alright, 'Bama, why don't you get up there and show me what you got.
- Ray Charles: Well, I, I'm not really prepared to do my thing, I mean, right now, tonight.
- Marlene: Well, this is the only audition you're gonna get, Puddin', so either get on up there or you and Gossie can haul your asses back down south.” - From the movie: Gladiator
“- Maximus: [after swiftly dispatching another gladiator] Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?
- Crowd: Spaniard, Spaniard, Spaniard...” - From the movie: King Kong
“- Carl Denham: The whole world will pay to see this.
- Capt. Englehorn: No chains will ever hold that.” - From the movie: Radioland Murders
- From the movie: Hitler's S.S.: Portrait in Evil
“We hoped you enjoyed our entertainment ladies and gentlemen, that's all we have for you tonight... oh... one thing I almost forgot, someone asked me a request. Would I sing the Polish national anthem... anyone know it? You know it? Well, no matter. It'll be obsolete by Christmas anyway, like the Jews.”
- From the movie: Starship Troopers
- From the movie: Don King: Only in America
“You love my black ass! You know why? Because I'm exciting. You ain't making no movie on Bob Arun, are you? It's entertainment, baby! That's all! Heroes and villains, angels and devils, shit if you didn't have Don King you would have to invent them. And for all of you out there saying this and that, remember this: many fighters step into the ring...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Dumbo
“We will now present for your entertainment the most stupendous, magnificent, super-colossal spectacle! On this tiny, little, insignificant ball, we will construct for you a pyramid! Not of wood, not of stone... pyramid, of ponderous, pulsating, pulchritudinous pachyderms!”
- From the movie: F/X
“Nobody cares about making movies about people any more. All they care about is special effects.”
- From the movie: Chicken Little
- From the movie: Beavis and Butt-Head Do America
- From the movie: The Muppets Take Manhattan
“- Fozzie: Hey, Kermit. Can our friends watch the show from backstage?
- Kermit the Frog: What? No! No, they cannot watch the show from backstage. That's it! That's what's been missing from the show! That's what we need! More frogs and dogs and bears and chickens and... and whatever! You're not gonna watch the show, you're gonna be in the show!...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: House of Cards
“- Sally Matthews: Where do the gods live?
- Selord: They live in every living thing.
- Sally Matthews: Why did they make people?
- Selord: They were bored. They needed people around to entertain them.” - From the movie: Breaker Morant
Leftenant Handcock, what does Mrs. Vanderberg mean by "entertained"? Did you sing to her?
- From the movie: Sister Act
“- Mother Superior: Girl groups? Boogie-woogie on the piano? What were you thinking?
- Deloris: I was thinkin' more like Vegas, y'know, get some butts in the seats.
- Mother Superior: And what next? Popcorn? Curtain calls? This is not a theater or a casino.
- Deloris: Yeah, but that's the problem. See, people like going to theaters, and they like...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Crossing Guard
“I think freedom's overrated. What you're talking about. You know, if there isn't something bigger than, uh, than freedom, then freedom is just entertainment.”
- From the movie: But I'm a Cheerleader
“- Megan: Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good.
- Graham: Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good.” - From the movie: Punchline
Don't be scared, 'cuz I'm Funny Steven... with a lampshade on his head. Singing and dancing, for your entertainment, his own rendition of "Singin' in the Rain"!
- From the movie: Autofocus
“- Bob Crane: I thought you were a fellow entertainer.
- Mel Rosen: I'm also a Jew.
- Bob Crane: It's the same thing!”
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