Envy quotes

“- Josh: Is there anything you can't do?
- Beck: Not that I'm aware of.
- Josh: I find that incredibly intimidating.
- Beck: Most people do.”
Aaron Eckhart - Josh
Hilary Swank - Beck

“I feel sorry for Mr. McAllister. I mean, anyone who's stuck in the same little room, wearing the same stupid clothes, saying the exact same things year after year for his whole life, while his students go on to good colleges, move to big cities and do great things and make loads of money... He's got to be at least a little jealous.”
Reese Witherspoon - Tracy Flick

“When I was a girl I would look out my bedroom window at the caterpillars; I envied them so much. No matter what they were before, no matter what happened to them, they could just hide away and turn into these beautiful creatures that could fly away completely untouched.”
Monica Potter - Carin

“What I mean, when I say annoyingly perfect, is that there is nothing annoying about her perfection. It's vulnerable and endearing... and that is annoying as shit.”
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter

“You burp and guys think its adorable. You puke and they line up to hold your hair back.”
Janeane Garofalo - Abby

“It's really something when you think that I'm the one who's gonna be famous. Suzanne would die if she knew.”
Alison Folland - Lydia Mertz

“- Mr. Potato Head: How come you don't have a laser, Woody?
- Woody: It's not a laser! It's a... It's a little light bulb that blinks.
- Hamm: What's with him?
- Mr. Potato Head: Laser envy.”

Don Rickles - Mr. Potato Head
Tom Hanks - Woody
John Deszo Ratzenberger - Hamm

“- Derek Smalls: We're lucky.
- David St. Hubbins: Yeah.
- Derek Smalls: I mean, people should be envying us, you know.
- David St. Hubbins: I envy us.
- Derek Smalls: Yeah.
- David St. Hubbins: I do.
- Derek Smalls: Me too.”
Harry Shearer - Derek Smalls
Michael McKean - David St. Hubbins

“- Beau Dorn: You shot me.
- Rafe Covington: Just when things were going so good for you.”
Brad Johnson - Beau Dorn
Tom Selleck - Rafe Covington

“You know what, Sam? You're just always going to be that guy at the restaurant who, when he gets what he ordered, always wishes he got what the guy next to him did.”
Jennifer Aniston - Kate

“- Zazu: Well, as slippery as your mind is, as the King's brother you should've been first in line.
- Scar: Well, I was first in line, until the little hairball was born.
- Mufasa: That hairball is my son. And your future king.
- Scar: Oh, I shall have to practice my curtsy.”
Rowan Atkinson - Zazu
Jeremy Irons - Scar
James Earl Jones - Mufasa

- Joe Gideon: No, nothing I ever do is good enough. Not beautiful enough, it's not funny enough, it's not deep enough, it's not anything enough. Now, when I see a rose, that's perfect. I mean, that's perfect. I want to look up to God and say, "How the hell did you do that? And why the hell can't I do that?".
- Angelique: Now that's probably one... (continue)(continue reading)
Roy Scheider - Joe Gideon
Jessica Lange - Angelique

“- Ray: I get a bad vibe about this guy, David. It's my street instinct, but I just don't trust him.
- May Sloane: Yeah, I know why. Because he's younger than you are, handsomer than you are, he's much taller than you are, he's smarter than you are, he's much more exciting than you are...
- Ray: May, don't feel obligated to pull any punches with...” (continue)(continue reading)
Woody Allen - Ray
Elaine May - May

“- Merryweather: I'd like to turn her into a fat old hop toad.
- Fauna: Now, dear, that isn't a very nice thing to say.
- Flora: Besides, we can't. You know our magic doesn't work that way.
- Fauna: It can only do good, dear, to bring joy and happiness.
- Merryweather: Well, that would make me happy.”
Barbara Luddy - Merryweather
Barbara Jo Allen - Fauna
Verna Felton - Flora

“A bird in the hand is always greener than the grass under the other guy's bushes. It's a metaphor used by gardeners and landscaping people in general.”

“- Will Parker: I don't know what to make of you! You're too purty to be a skunk! Too thin to be a snake! To little to be a man, and too big to be a mouse! I reckon you're a rat!
- Ali Hakim: That's logical.”

Gene Nelson - Will Parker
Eddie Albert - Ali Hakim

“- Julie Pierce: Even Elvis Presley got a black belt.
- Miyagi: Borrow from Elvis next time see him.”

Hilary Swank - Julie Pierce
Pat Morita - Miyagi

“- Montana Moorehead: You promised me you would get rid of Celeste. We were both naked and you promised! Naked!
- David Barnes: Hey! We were never naked.
- Montana Moorehead: Well, we could've been! Not only did you get rid of Celeste but you created Lori! This ingénue from hell! She has more lines than I do and she's a goddamn mute!!”

Cathy Moriarty - Montana Moorehead
Robert Downey Jr. - David Barnes

“Curly's like a lot of little guys. He hates big guys. Kinda like he's mad at em, 'cause he ain't a big guy.”
Roman Bohnen - Candy

“- Snowbell: Are you cozy?
- Stuart Little: Yes, thanks. I'm quite comfortable.
- Snowbell: All I've got to sleep on is a rag in the corner, you little rat!”

Nathan Lane - Snowbell
Michael J. Fox - Stuart Little

“Why are you now determined to prove that this Penguin is not what he seems? Must you be the only lonely man-beast in town?”

Michael Gough - Alfred Pennyworth

“- Lowell Kolchek: You're not going to get a lot of sympathy. Do you know how many people would give their right arm to live your life?
- Suzanne Vale: That's the problem. I can't feel my life. I look around me and I know so much of it is good.”
Gene Hackman - Lowell Kolchek
Meryl Streep - Suzanne Vale

You know we have a saying around here; "The grass grows greener on every side".
Craig T. Nelson - Steve Freeling

“I envy every woman I see on the street. I envy them. They're happy. They make their husbands' happy. They lead normal, happy lives.”

Simone Simon - Irena Dubrovna Reed

“- The Penguin: You're just jealous because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask!
- Batman: You might be right.”
Danny DeVito - Penguin
Michael Keaton - Batman