Ethnicity quotes

“- James West: I thought I'd go as a government agent who's going to shoot and kill General Bloodbath McGrath.
- Artemus Gordon: An armed Negro cowboy costume in a room full of white, Southern, former slave-owners. You'll win first prize.”

Will Smith - James West
Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon

“- Undercover Brother: You know what they say, behind every great black man...
- Conspiracy Brother: is the police.”
Eddie Griffin - Undercover Brother
Dave Chappelle - Conspiracy Brother

“- Nick Gunar: Are you from around here?
- Dancer: Born this bar, room down the hall.
- Nick Gunar: Do you ever wish it was like it used to be, before we came?
- Dancer: You wanna fuck, twenty dollar! You wanna make friend, cost more!”
Dolph Lundgren - Nick Gunar
Loon Tuk Team - Dancer

“- Sonny Valerio: All the rappers, they got names like that: Snoop Doggy Dogg, Ice Cube, Q-Tip, Method Man. My favorite was always Flavor Flav from Public Enemy. You got the funky fresh fly flavor.
- Ray Vargo: I don't know about that, but it makes me think of Indians. They got name like... Red Cloud, Crazy Horse, Running Bear, Black Elk.
- Sonny...” (continue)(continue reading)
Cliff Gorman - Sonny Valerio
Henry Silva - Ray Vargo
Gene Ruffini - Old Consigliere

“Those Africans are my people too. For all the years that we have been told to stand down and stand by, you're doing the right thing.”
Eamonn Walker - Ellis "Zee" Pettigrew

“Now the pain we all feel at this dreadful loss reminds me, reminds us, that though we may come from different countries and speak in different tongues, our hearts beat as one. In light of the recent events, the bonds of friendship made this year will be more important than ever.”

Sir Michael Gambon - Albus Dumbledore

“- Wilkes: This is the black tie affair!
- Sam Simms: I know, sir and I got it covered. I'm black and I'm wearing a tie.”
Robert Guillaume - Wilkes
Sinbad - Sam Simms

“They outrageous, them rules. Who live in this cider house? Who grindin' up those apples, pressin' that cider, cleanin' up all this mess? Who just plain live here, just breathin' in that vinegar? Someone who don't live here made those rules. Those rules ain't for us. We are supposed to make our own rules. And we do. Every single day.”

Delroy Lindo - Mr. Rose

“If we are not successful, our grandchildren and their grandchildren will beg for crumbs from the Americans!”
Emilio Echevarría - Antonio Lopez de Santa Ana

“- Alberto Granado: It is rumored that Chilean girls are the most daring on the continent.
- Ernesto Guevara de la Serna: Rumors have no scientific value, Dr. Granado. Time to do some research.”
Rodrigo De la Serna - Alberto Granado
Gael García Bernal - Ernesto Guevara de la Serna

“This is the barbershop! The place where a black man means something!”

Cedric the Entertainer - Eddie

If you have a full set of salad bowls and they all say "cool whip" on the side, you might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy - Jeff Foxworthy

“The white man make many promises to us, yet they keep only one: they promise to take our land, and they take it. You see the suffering and the misery they bring to your people. And now you bring one of them here, to be nursed back to health? Tonto, why?”

Max Cisneros - Second chief

“You pulled a whip on me? Are you out of your fucking mind? Let me tell you something - don't you ever pull a whip on a black man again!”

Kadeem Hardison - Malik Brody

“Go call Arnold and Sly, and Jackie Chan and Van Damme, and tell them the spearchucker said hello!”
Eddie Murphy - Kit Ramsey

“- Tracy Turnblad: Oh, Link I wish I had dark skin.
- Link Larkin: Tracy, our souls are black, though our skin is white.”
Ricki Lake - Tracy Turnblad
Michael St. Gerard - Link Larkin

“- Ada Kurtzman: How are the coloureds doing at school?
- Ben Kurtzman: Okay, they're doing okay. They're getting better grades than I am.”
Bebe Neuwirth - Ada Kurtzman
Ben Foster - Ben Kurtzman

“- Otto Frank: Don't forget: we are German.
- Anne Frank: No, we're Dutch. Aren't we Margot?
- Margot Frank: Of course we are.
- Anne Frank: I don't want to be German. Not ever.”
Ben Kingsley - Otto Frank
Hannah Taylor Gordon - Anne Frank
Jessica Manley - Margot Frank

“That waitress sized us up in two seconds. We're black and black people don't tip. So she wasn't gonna waste her time. Now somebody like that? Nothing you can do to change their mind.”
Ludacris - Anthony

“- Leeds: Now I bet you niggers do think y'all white. College don't mean shit. Y'all niggers, and you gonna be niggers forever... just like us. Niggers.
- Dap: You're not niggers.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Leeds
Laurence Fishburne - Dap

“We need a guy with a fabulous ass! And mine is the wrong color!”
Steve Martin - Bowfinger

“I'm a professional businessman not a professional Pakistani. And there is no question of race in the new enterprise culture.”

Saeed Jaffrey - Uncle Nasser

“After all, what is the United States? A charming cocktail of Irish and Jews. Very spectacular; but very childish. And England? A few old ladies wearing their grandfathers' leather britches.”
Walter Slezak - Major Erich von Keller

“God is black, drives a big caddilac.”
James Riffel - Various

“If you work without a shirt on and so does your husband, you might be a redneck.”
Jeff Foxworthy - Jeff Foxworthy