Europe quotes

“In Europe an actor is an artist. In Hollywood, if he isn't working, he's a bum.”
Anthony Quinn

“The idea of writing anything about Europe and Brexit filled me with an earthquake of a yawn.”
Heathcote Williams

“I thought actors were artists and that artists had to be European.”
Peter Falk

“I'm setting up the biggest deal in Europe with the hardest organization since Hitler stuck as swastika on his jockstrap.”
Bob Hoskins - Harold

“That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody.”
Bud Abbott

“- Cooper Harris: Europe is like the size of the Eastwood Mall. We can walk to Berlin from there.
- Scott Thomas: Cooper, England's an island.
- Cooper Harris: OK, swim, whatever. We'll take it.”
Jacob Pitts - Cooper Harris
Scott Mechlowicz - Scott Thomas

“Hitler speaks of a thousand year Reich, but he cannot feed his army for month. His troops spill their blood across every field in Europe. But he is still no closer to achieving his goals.”
Hugo Weaving - Red Skull

“Things change, Harold. Don't get nostalgic. Look to the future. You realize you're 35 minutes away from Europe? Great potential. I live in a new country, and I respect the past, but I always keep my eye on the future.”
Eddie Constantine - Charlie

“- Daryle: Well I just figured that Rome, Paris and Bulgaria sound pretty good...
- Billy: What Bulgaria? Bulgaria's not in Europe.
- Daryle: Of course it is, stupid!”
Julia Roberts - Daryle
Britta Phillips - Billy

“They told me European women had funny ways.”

Shane West - Tom Sawyer

“- Sean: What's after Cable Junction?
- Bob: The Atlantic. Then Ireland.”
Marc Gilpin - Sean
Billy Van Zandt - Bob

“- Paul De Smedt: Harry, come on, that's a grave.
- Harry Hawkes: Yeah, well, Europe is a grave.”
Matthias Schoenaerts - Paul De Smedt
Ralph Fiennes - Harry Hawkes

“There's difference between, I think, American movies and European movies, because there are a lot of European countries that get support from the state; the movies are more artistic, they are more based on dialogue, and they are more based on telling a good story.”
Sven-Ole Thorsen

“Europe is not united by its economy but rather by its culture, its diversity and culture.”
Sergio Castellitto

“- Sy Benson: He's plastered!
- Alan Swann: So are some of the finest erections in Europe.”

Bill Macy - Sy Benson
Peter O'Toole - Alan Swann

“It's the cutting edge of politics in a very extraordinarily boring way!”

Eddie Izzard - Himself

“- Debbie Jellinsky: You know, when I first saw him, I thought he was from Europe.
- Uncle Fester Addams: You did?
- Debbie Jellinsky: It's true.
- Uncle Fester Addams: But, I took a bath.”
Joan Cusack - Debbie Jellinsky
Chris Lloyd - Uncle Fester

“- Cooper Harris: Oh, forget about the law firm. And don't thank me, I should be thanking you. This trip is a once in a life-time opportunity for me to broaden my sexual horizons.
- Scott Thomas: What are you talking about?
- Cooper Harris: I'm talking about crazy European sex.”
Jacob Pitts - Cooper Harris
Scott Mechlowicz - Scott Thomas

“They bought shiploads of vinegar in Cuba, and in each barrel, they sealed one corpse, and then they sold them as medical cadavers all over Europe. And for a while, that was their principal source of profit. You see, this place has always had a special way of dealin' with profit and death.”

Connie Nielsen - Osborne

“This sucks. I can't believe I'm the only one who didn't hook up while we were here. Europe is officially the worst country on earth.”
Jacob Pitts - Cooper Harris

“- Danny Ocean: Where're we going?
- Rusty Ryan: Amsterdam.
- Danny Ocean: Amsterdam, it is. Clock's running guys. Let's go.
- Linus Caldwell: I've never been to Amsterdam.
- Turk Malloy: I hear German girls are really hot.”
George Clooney - Danny Ocean
Brad Pitt - Rusty Ryan
Matt Damon - Linus Caldwell

“- Dr. Buddy Rydell: In Europe, it's not considered unusual for three of four men to share a bed.
- Dave Buznik: That's why I'm proud to be an American.”
Jack Nicholson - Dr. Buddy Rydell
Adam Sandler - Dave Buznik

“I do have a test today, that wasn't bullshit. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car.”
Alan Ruck - Ferris Bueller

“Egypt's not in Europe. That's only a technicality!”
Brad Davis - Leonardo DaVinci Rizzo

“You know America was founded by prudes. Prudes who left Europe because they hated all the kinky, steamy European sex that was going on. And now I, Cooper Harris, will return to the land of my perverted forefathers and claim my birthright... which is a series of erotic and sexually challenging adventures.”
Jacob Pitts - Cooper Harris