Exercise quotes

“- Gus Petch: I'm an ass nailer.
- Marylin Rexroth: So I see.
- Gus Petch: Gym four times a week. Hour and a half, plus stretching. Life circle. Life step. Life circuit. Gus Petch don't pussyfoot around.”
Cedric the Entertainer - Gus Petch
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Marylin

“- Preacher: Why don't you put me to work?
- Hull Barret: Oh no, I couldn't ask you to, uh... Well, I mean, ya know - maybe if there was somethin' spiritual.
- Preacher: Well, that Spirit ain't worth spit without a little exercise. Now you tell me where.”
Clint Eastwood - Preacher
Michael Moriarty - Hull Barret

I can barely move my legs!
Do me a favor and kill me now!
Something, something rhymes with "legs"!
My life is over anyhow!

Steve Martin - Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko

“- KG: Sex is a crucial component to the Kyle Gass Project. Now drop and give me one cock push-up.
- JB: What's a cock push-up?
- KG: What's a cock push-up? A cock push-up my friend, is when you lay on your stomach, and lift yourself of the ground with nothing but your boner.”
Kyle Gass - KG
Jack Black - JB

“- Suzie Simmons: Hey you guys are stretching? I just finished doing that.
- Fred Simmons: You just get back from working out?
- Suzie Simmons: No, I just got back from church you fucking retard!”
Mary Jane Bostic - Suzie Simmon
Danny McBride - Fred Simmons

“I should have taken that cardio tip more seriously.”
Rebel Wilson - Fat Amy

“- Franchise: Critical Bill, man, what the fuck are you doing?
- Critical Bill: Working out, it's not bothering him much.”

William Forsythe - Franchise
Treat Williams - Critical Bill

“- Jesse Stone: I'm jogging.
- Dr. Dix: Jogging clears your mind?
- Jesse Stone: I hate jogging.
- Dr. Dix: Why bother?
- Jesse Stone: It clears my mind.”
Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone
William Devane - Dr. Dix

“I think making love is the best form of exercise.”
Cary Grant

“- FBI Agent Gray: You have to look, act, and even think like a criminal. And you're gonna have to change your speech patterns too. Most criminals like to use slang terminology, and profanity, and so forth, especially with regard to police and authority figures.
- Miles Logan: Oh, you mean like, shut the hell up you dickless FBI...?
- FBI Agent...” (continue)(continue reading)
Steve Rankin - FBI Agent Gray
Martin Lawrence - Miles Logan

“He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions.”
Wes Studi - Sphinx

“With one week to go before the pageant, I was finishing my outfit, rehearsing my talent, brushing up on current events, and running 18 miles a day on about 400 calories. I was ready.”
Alexandra Holden - Mary Johanson

“I'm not really jogging. I only ran about fifty yards. This is not real sweat, either. I sprayed it on. They sell this at sporting goods stores. It's made from the actual sweat of professional athletes. This was taken from a Boston Celtics basketball player immediately after a double overtime game.”

Steve Martin - Larry

“Whenever I get the urge to exercise I lie down until it passes over.”
Geraldine McEwan - Miss Scattergoods

“Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands, they just don't.”
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods

“- Secretary: Mr. Melborne, what are you doing down there?
- Melborne: Having a private heart attack!”

Allan Cuthbertson - Melborne

“- Major Tom Baxter: I thought you weren't ready to kill.
- General Francis X. Hummel: I'm warmin' up.”
David Morse - Major Tom Baxter
Ed Harris

“- Compound Reporter #2: Is it true you can fly?
- Johnny Storm: Yeah, I'm working on that, its actually really difficult.”
Brenda Crichlow - Compound Reporter #2
Chris Evans - Johnny Storm

“Running, one might say, is basically an absurd past-time upon which to be exhausting ourselves. But if you can find meaning, in the kind of running you have to do to stay on this team, chances are you will be able to find meaning in another absurd past-time: life.”
Donald Sutherland - Bill Bowerman

“I don't want to win unless I know I've done my best, and the only way I know how to do that is to run out front, flat out until I have nothing left. Winning any other way is chicken-shit.”
Billy Crudup - Steve Prefontaine

“Why are we doing so much running? Aren't we all going to be in cars?”

Christian Slater - George Kuffs

“- Mr. Furious: Why am I doing this, again?
- The Sphinx: When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack.
- Mr. Furious: And why am I wearing the watermelon on my feet?
- The Sphinx: I don't remember telling you to do that.”

Ben Stiller - Furious
Wes Studi - Sphinx

“Don't overlook my butt, I work out all the time. And reaping burns a lot of calories.”
William Sadler - Grim Reaper

- Young Ben Hanscom: [reading a paper] "He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts." That's all it says, over and over.
- Young Bill Denbrough: [stuttering heavily] My m-m-m-om g-gave me that to to to... st! To help with my st-st-st-stutter!
- Young Richie Tozier: No offense pal, it ain't workin'.
Brandon Crane - Young Ben Hanscom
Jonathan Brandis - Young Bill Denbrough
Harry Anderson - Young Richie Tozier

“Congratulations, you've just joined the 76% of Americans who forget to stretch before doing any physical activity.”

Ben Stiller - Tony Perkis