Exercise quotes
51 exercise quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Intolerable Cruelty
“- Gus Petch: I'm an ass nailer.
- Marylin Rexroth: So I see.
- Gus Petch: Gym four times a week. Hour and a half, plus stretching. Life circle. Life step. Life circuit. Gus Petch don't pussyfoot around.” - From the movie: Pale Rider
“- Preacher: Why don't you put me to work?
- Hull Barret: Oh no, I couldn't ask you to, uh... Well, I mean, ya know - maybe if there was somethin' spiritual.
- Preacher: Well, that Spirit ain't worth spit without a little exercise. Now you tell me where.” - From the movie: Sgt. Bilko
I can barely move my legs!
Do me a favor and kill me now!
Something, something rhymes with "legs"!
My life is over anyhow! - From the movie: Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
- From the movie: The Foot Fist Way
“- Suzie Simmons: Hey you guys are stretching? I just finished doing that.
- Fred Simmons: You just get back from working out?
- Suzie Simmons: No, I just got back from church you fucking retard!” - From the movie: Pitch Perfect
“I should have taken that cardio tip more seriously.”
- From the movie: Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- From the movie: Jesse Stone: Innocents Lost
“I think making love is the best form of exercise.”
- From the movie: Blue Streak
“- FBI Agent Gray: You have to look, act, and even think like a criminal. And you're gonna have to change your speech patterns too. Most criminals like to use slang terminology, and profanity, and so forth, especially with regard to police and authority figures.
- Miles Logan: Oh, you mean like, shut the hell up you dickless FBI...?
- FBI Agent...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Mystery Men
- From the movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous
“With one week to go before the pageant, I was finishing my outfit, rehearsing my talent, brushing up on current events, and running 18 miles a day on about 400 calories. I was ready.”
- From the movie: The Lonely Guy
“I'm not really jogging. I only ran about fifty yards. This is not real sweat, either. I sprayed it on. They sell this at sporting goods stores. It's made from the actual sweat of professional athletes. This was taken from a Boston Celtics basketball player immediately after a double overtime game.”
- From the movie: The Love Letter
“Whenever I get the urge to exercise I lie down until it passes over.”
- From the movie: Legally Blonde
“Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands, they just don't.”
- From the movie: The Sea Wolves
“- Secretary: Mr. Melborne, what are you doing down there?
- Melborne: Having a private heart attack!” - From the movie: The Rock
“- Major Tom Baxter: I thought you weren't ready to kill.
- General Francis X. Hummel: I'm warmin' up.” - From the movie: Fantastic Four
“- Compound Reporter #2: Is it true you can fly?
- Johnny Storm: Yeah, I'm working on that, its actually really difficult.” - From the movie: Without Limits
- From the movie: Without Limits
“I don't want to win unless I know I've done my best, and the only way I know how to do that is to run out front, flat out until I have nothing left. Winning any other way is chicken-shit.”
- From the movie: Kuffs
“Why are we doing so much running? Aren't we all going to be in cars?”
- From the movie: Mystery Men
“- Mr. Furious: Why am I doing this, again?
- The Sphinx: When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack.
- Mr. Furious: And why am I wearing the watermelon on my feet?
- The Sphinx: I don't remember telling you to do that.” - From the movie: Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey
“Don't overlook my butt, I work out all the time. And reaping burns a lot of calories.”
- From the TV Series: It
- Young Ben Hanscom: [reading a paper] "He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts." That's all it says, over and over.
- Young Bill Denbrough: [stuttering heavily] My m-m-m-om g-gave me that to to to... st! To help with my st-st-st-stutter!
- Young Richie Tozier: No offense pal, it ain't workin'. - From the movie: Heavyweights
“Congratulations, you've just joined the 76% of Americans who forget to stretch before doing any physical activity.”
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