Explosion quotes

“That's C-4. Not only will it turn this house into dust, but it will also separate every part of you from every other part of you.”
Ron Silverin - McComb

“- Archie Gates: What was that?
- Conrad Vig: I rigged the football with C-4, sir.
- Archie Gates: Why would you do that?”

George Clooney - Archie Gates
Spike Jonze - Conrad Vig

“Clearing these stumps for pastureland has always been a chore. In the past I've always used nitro or dynamite. But this new primacord explosive I can practice my roping with the same thing that blows the stumps away.”
Richard Gesswein - Coldyron

“There's no problem that can't be solved with the proper application of explosives.”
Harry Van Gorkum - Sergeant Digger

“Everything for a man on holiday. Explosive alarm clock - guaranteed never to wake up anyone who uses it. Dentonite toothpaste - to be used sparingly, the latest in plastic explosive.”

Desmond Llewelyn - Q

“- Kathy Morningside: You know, you think you saved something tonight, but all you did was to destroy the dream of young women all over this country.
- Gracie Hart: What? You think that their dream is to get blown up?”

Candice Bergen - Kathy Morningside
Sandra Bullock - Gracie Hart

“According to the odds and gods, you only get to make one mistake with this. When you walk around the edge of the crater, if they find a finger or toe, well that's what they bury.”

Dwight Yoakam - Brentwood Glasscock

“Maybe we should add more special effects like exploding socks.”
Dave Goelz - Gonzo

“That's a bloody great idea. Smoking next to the nitro. Although, bro and I always hoped that you'd blow us.”
Steve Le Marquand - Cyril Bench

“Here's another explosion for your movie, kid.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jack Slater

“- Rubin: This is sort of an unusual question, but do you have any marijuana I might be able to buy from you? Our car exploded last night and I'm practically all out of my own.
- Motel Clerk: Am I a drug dealer? No, I am not. Thank you for asking, though.”
Paulo Costanzo - Rubin
Andy Dick - Motel Clerk

“- Marcus Burnett: What am I smellin'?
- Julie Mott: [sees barrels of ether hanging in the back of the van. Reads the label] Ether. Extremely... flammable... ether. Oh shit!
- Mike Lowrey: God-damn...
- Marcus Burnett: Oh, you da man. Oh you're the fuckin' man tonight! You go and pick an ice-cream truck that's a damn bomb!”

Martin Lawrence - Marcus Burnett
Téa Leoni - Julie Mott
Will Smith - Mike Lowrey

“- Sara: What if the house explodes?
- Chris: The house is not going to explode!
- Sara: You leave him here alone, and it will!”

Maia Brewton - Sara
Elisabeth Shue - Chris

- Bill Cabot: What does the t-shirt say?
- Depot Worker: "I am a bomb technician, if you see me running... try to catch up".
Morgan Freeman - DCI William Cabot

“If you were going to take over the world, would you blow up the White House 'Independence Day' style, or sneak in through the back door?”
Elijah Wood - Casey Connor

“If we get blown up, whatever's left of me is kicking your butt.”
Carolyn Lawrence - Cindy Vortex

“Calm down, dear Nino. I don't understand this outburst. You've become highly irrational since that explosion in your laboratory. You lost your eye, your arm, your leg, your larynx. What's wrong with you?”
Vittorio Gassman - Sauvage

“- Monkey: Hey, you want some blow?
- John Hatcher: Yeah, I want some blow. Put your hands where I can see 'em or I'm gonna blow your head off.”
Michael Ralph - Monkey
Steven Seagal - John Hatcher

“- Shmi Skywalker: All slaves have a transmitter placed somewhere in their body.
- Anakin Skywalker: I've been working on a scanner to try and locate mine.
- Shmi Skywalker: Any attempt to escape...
- Anakin Skywalker: And they blow you up! Boom!”
Pernilla August - Shmi Skywalker
Jake Lloyd - Anakin Skywalker

“- Yvette Carte-Blanche: What is happening?
- Maria Recamier: We were both aroused by the banging.
- Edith: I too was aroused by the banging.
- Roger Leclerc: I was aroused when I saw the girls with the candles.”
Vicki Michelle - Yvette Carte-Blanche
Francesca Gonshaw - Maria Recamier
Carmen Silvera - Edith Artois
Jack Haig - Roger Leclerc

“- Capt. Loomis Birkhead: Sir, you don't have any bombers here, do you, sir?
- Col. 'Madman' Maddox: Bombers? Son, if I had bombers I'd be bombin' the hell out of them right now!”
Tim Matheson - Capt. Loomis Birkhead
Warren Oates - Col. 'Madman' Maddox

“- Sam Lowry: Are you alive? Well you don't deserve to be! It was a bomb, I knew it!
- Jill Layton: Here's your bomb! A bribe for corporate stooges like you. Come on, make yourself useful.”
Jonathan Pryce - Sam Lowry
Kim Greist - Jill Layton

“That's what happens when you leave a potato in the microwave!”

Kevin Murphy - Tom Servo

“I think I have a plan. Why don't we throw a bomb the way we want to go and then when it goes off, we run like goddamn bastards!”
Finn Carter - Rhonda LeBeck

“- Alex Munday: The real mechanism is inside encased in a titanium shell, if you trip the external feedback circuit the bomb will detonate.
- Jason Gibbons: Wow! You know for a bikini waxer you know an awful lot about bombs.
- Alex Munday: Isn't it amazing how much you can learn off of the internet?”
Lucy Liu - Alex Munday
Matt LeBlanc - Jason Gibbons