Fable quotes

“My evil stepsister, you've seen Cinderella, right? Let me clue you in, I win.”

Amanda Bynes - Daphne Reynolds

“Hey Cinderella, go find yourself a fella, you're on the clock bitch and midnight is coming, you got the wrong man.”
Carlos Carrasco - Popeye

“I can't play Pooh to your Christopher Robin.”
Timothy Hutton - Willie Conway

“It's no joke, pal. People die in fairy tales all the time.”
Craig Bierko - Max Baer

“I believe that fairy tales are nothing more than news reports of what once happened.”
Sondra Locke

“If you want to tell grown-up fairy tales, you have to look for the dark side.”
Juan Antonio Bayona

“Once upon a time, there was a family of... elves. And one day the... little elf... family went into the magic forest to look for a secret... gnome... facility. The gnomes were turning mushrooms into uranium, so three of the elves laid down heavy suppressive fire on the gnomes, while the others manoeuvered around to the right flank, killing all...” (continue)(continue reading)
Vin Diesel - Shane Wolfe

“[Harry is about to throw away Lloyd's chipped tooth]
- Lloyd Christmas: No! Wait - save it for the Tooth Fairy.
- Harry Dunne: I happen to know for a fact that my mother is the Tooth Fairy.
- Lloyd Christmas: No way! Your mom's the Tooth Fairy?
- Harry Dunne: Yeah, she flies around at night while I'm asleep.
- Lloyd Christmas: Well nice to meet...” (continue)(continue reading)
Eric Christian Olsen - Lloyd Christmas
Derek Richardson - Harry Dunne

“So the 7 little dwarves had a limited partnership in a small mining operation. And one day a beautiful princess came to live with them. And they bartered housekeeping services for room and board, which was a real good deal for them because they didn't have to withhold social security or income tax or nothin', which you're really not supposed to...” (continue)(continue reading)
Rick Moranis - Louis Tully

“This is all like a dream come true. The Land of the Dolls is so beautiful and everyone's so kind. I've known some of you all my life.”
Megan Follows - Clara

“The Land of the Dolls is where you all belong. But I want to grow up. There's a million things I want to do. People to meet, worlds to explore. I've always wanted to dance in the ballet. Nutcracker, I do love you, but I can't stay in the Land of the Dolls forever.”
Megan Follows - Clara

“This thing that we call a wedding ceremony is really the final scene of the fairy tale. They never tell you what happens after. They never tell you that Cinderella drove the Prince crazy with her obsessive need to clean the castle, cause she missed her day job, right?”
Barbra Streisand - Rose Morgan

“Ugly one-horned mule!”

“- Donny Astricky: Eleanor is Memphis’ unicorn.
- Freb: What’s a unicorn?
- Donny Astricky: A fabled creature? You know, the horse with the horn? Impossible to capture?”

Chi McBride - Donny Astricky
James Duval - Freb

“Everything is true. God's an astronaut. Oz is Over the Rainbow, and Midian is where the monsters live.”
Oliver Parker - Peloquin

“- Princess Ann: At midnight, I'll turn into a pumpkin and drive away in my glass slipper.
- Joe Bradley: And that will be the end of the fairy tale.”
Audrey Hepburn - Princess Ann
Gregory Peck - Joe Bradley