Face quotes

“Back when they were together she could go weeks without anything more complicated than a pout. Now she was laying some heavy combination of face ingredients on Doc that he couldn't read at all.”

Joanna Newsom - Sortilège

“- Hannibal Lecter: Have you met my friend Mason Verger?
- Clarice Starling: Yes.
- Hannibal Lecter: Face to face, so to speak?
- Clarice Starling: Face to face.
- Hannibal Lecter: Attractive, isn't he?”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Hannibal Lecter
Julianne Moore - Clarice Starling

“- Eva: I could not believe what I was watching! No brains, and the fake cheekbones, and the fake boobs. Do you like fake boobs?
- Albert: No. No, I like real boobs.
- Eva: Yeah - I got real boobs.
- Albert: That's workin' out for us then.”
Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Eva
James Gandolfini - Albert

“- Vicki Vale: What do you want?
- Joker: My face on the one dollar bill.
- Vicki Vale: You must be joking.
- Joker: Do I look like I'm joking?”
Kim Basinger - Vicki Vale
Jack Nicholson - Joker

“You ain’t got a forehead you got a five-head.”
Mike Epps - Reggie

“Smile! It increases your face value.”
Dolly Parton - Truvy Jones

“- Tack: What chick's gonna wanna go out with a krater face?
- Joe: Your face will clear up some day man, and who knows, maybe you can meet a chick with an acne problem too. Then you two will have something in common.
- Tack: I don't want no chicks with zits, I want fine chicks!”
Clifton Collins Jr. - Tack
Michael Kopelow - Joe

“- Grandfather Disguisey: When you were on the roof, did you hear something like this?
[Slaps Pistachio]
- Pistachio Disguisey: Yes exactly that! But without the pain on my face. We have a clue!”
Harold Gould - Grandfather Disguisey
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

“- Ryan Harrison: Your dog sure has a surprised look on his face.
- Lauren Goodhue: That's because you're looking at his butt.
- Ryan Harrison: Then he's certainly not going to enjoy that treat I just fed to him.”
Leslie William Nielsen - Ryan Harrison
Kelly LeBrock - Lauren Goodhue

“Greta, dear, it's time to get your beauty sleep! You don't want bags under those beautiful eyes!”
Pat Sturges - Racine Gibson

“The situation: surviving on a few handfuls of rice on this famine-stricken island of Lombok. But, it's the faces you can't forget. Like images in a reoccurring nightmare, they just keep coming back. Haunted faces. Starring blankly back from the windows of tumbled down hovels. The hollow, lifeless eyes. Skin stretched tight across bones. Hands...” (continue)(continue reading)
Mel Gibson - Guy Hamilton

“If I give you one more face lift you're going to be able to blink your lips!”

Rob Reiner - Dr. Morris Packman

“- Dr. Webster: Now, do you have any questions?
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Yes, why is my face leaking?”
Tom Skerritt - Dr. Webster
Allan Katz - Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga

“Funny how even the dearest face will fade away in time, but most clearly I remember your eyes with a sort of teasing smile in them and the feeling of that soft spot just northeast of the corner of your mouth.”

Leonardo DiCaprio - J. Edgar Hoover

“- Samantha James: God, I wanna lick your skin off!
- Chris Brander: I'd prefer you didn't.”
Anna Faris - Samantha James
Ryan Reynolds - Chris Brander

“I may be the only actress in Hollywood who won't need a face lift, because when I take off my makeup, I look so great compared to my characters!”
Lin Shaye

“I've got the body of a model and the face of a coal miner.”
Jason Flemyng

“Whatever the dream is, there's always a face that I can't see, that I keep missing, out there beyond the edge of the crowd.”

Nick Stahl - Charles E. "Chuck" Norstadt

“Who's your daddy, who's your daddy, who's your daddy?”

Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

“You look good, Niki. The only guy to have his face burnt off and it be an improvement.”
Chris Hemsworth - James Hunt

“If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.”
Christian Slater - Brian Kelly

“No crying. Look what an awful face you've got when you cry.”

Fionnula Flanagan - Mrs. Bertha Mills

“- Andrew Clark: What happened to you?
- Allison Reynolds: Why? Claire did it... What's wrong?
- Andrew Clark: Nothing's wrong... it's just so different, you know? I can see your face.
- Allison Reynolds: Is that good or bad?
- Andrew Clark: It's good.”

Emilio Estevez - Andrew Clark
Ally Sheedy - Allison Reynolds

“- Bud: What happened to your face?
- Sissy: Got hit.”
John Travolta - Bud
Debra Winger - Sissy

“- Jensen: Ohhhh... shit. She's got a gun and... it's pointed at my dick. Clay, it's pointed at my dick!
- Pooch: Would you rather it was pointed at your face?
- Jensen: I know it makes no sense, but yes!”

Chris Evans - Jensen
Columbus Short - Pooch