Fashion quotes

“I guess charisma and eyeliner go a long way.”
Ashton Kutcher - Evan

- Chuck Cranston: I thought only pansies wore neckties.
- Ren: See that? I thought only assholes used the word "pansy".
Jim Youngs - Chuck Cranston
Kevin Bacon - Ren

“David, nobody is happy in a poodle skirt and a sweater set.”
Reese Witherspoon - Jennifer

“What could be more important than the perfect man? Oh, yeah… perfect shoes!”
Carson Kressley - Lance

“- Chanel: Is that a purse?
- James: It's a man bag!
- Ida: A man bag?
- James: Yeah, it's like the hottest new accessory.
- Ida: You got some man lipstick in that bag?”
Golden Brooks - Chanel
Bryce Wilson - James
Sherri Shepherd - Ida

“You sold your soul to the devil when you put on your first pair of Jimmy Choo's, I saw it.”
Emily Blunt - Emily

“That is a great outfit. How much do clothes cost in 'The Matrix'?”
Allen Covert - Alex

“- Fezzik: Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that?
- Westley: Oh no, it's just that they're terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.”
André the Giant - Fezzik
Cary Elwes - Westley

- Purse Snatcher: Jesus, lady! All this for just a hand bag?
- Kevin Copeland: It's not "just" a hand bag. It's Prada!
Marshall Virtue - Purse Snatcher
Shawn Wayans - Kevin Copeland

“You kind of look like a combo Liberace meets Prince's mom. But it's groovy!”
Robert Downey Jr. - Leo Wiggins

“- Daphne: I'm looking for clues behind the strange behavior of the college students.
- Voodoo Maestro: Well, here's a clue for you: purple is a fall color. It's the middle of May!”

Sarah Michelle Gellar - Daphne
Miguel A. Núñez Jr. - Voodoo Maestro

“I may be a beginner at some things, but I've got a black belt in shopping!”
Shelley Lee Long - Phyllis Nefler

“- Lloyd Christmas: Whoa! Look at Jessica, look at her milk bubbles, and her shorts are really short!
- Harry Dunne: I know.
- Lloyd Christmas: Yeah, last time I wore shorts that short, I got beat up!”
Eric Christian Olsen - Lloyd Christmas
Derek Richardson - Harry Dunne

“- Kate Sanders: Lizzie McGuire, you are an outfit repeater!
- Lizzie McGuire: Okay, I may be an outfit repeater, but you're an outfit rememberer, which is just as pathetic!”
Ashlie Brillault - Kate Sanders
Hilary Duff - Lizzie McGuire

“- Ann Hogan: You ease up on him.
- Phil Weston: You just ease up there on your corduroy jacket.”
Rachael Harris - Ann Hogan
Will Ferrell - Phil Weston

“I'm gonna walk down that stinkin' runway, open up this faggot robe and wiggle my dick at 'em! And do you know why? Because I want you to have a heart-attack and die so we don't have to do this shit again! You and your fucking fashion shows!”

Allan F. Nicholls - Upton

“I'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of style!”
Josh Brolin - Brand

“- Charles Rutledge: Would you like some new shoes?
- Christy Miller: New shoes?
- Charles Rutledge: Yes, those look pretty old.
- Christy Miller: Thanks a bunch Charles! These happen to be an original 30's design. From the 30's!
- Charles Rutledge: I know, wouldn't you like some new ones?”
John Ritter - Charles Rutledge
Colleen Camp - Christy Miller

“- Ellen Olenska: Is fashion such a serious consideration?
- Newland Archer: Among those who have nothing more serious to consider.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Ellen Olenska
Daniel Day-Lewis - Newland Archer

“Fashion is what one wears oneself. What is unfashionable is what other people wear. Other people are quite dreadful. The only possible society is oneself.”
Rupert Everett - Lord Arthur Goring

“- Frederick: I thought we liked stripes this year.
- Cruella De Vil: What kind of sycophant are you?
- Frederick: What kind of sycophant would you like me to be?”
Hugh Fraser - Frederick
Glenn Close - Cruella De Vil

“- Josie Geller: That'll teach me to wear white jeans after labor day.
- Gibby: I don't think you're supposed to wear white jeans after 1983.”
Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller
Jordan Ladd - Gibby

“- Frank Cross: I didn't know Grace's husband died.
- Ghost of Christmas Present: Oh Frank, don't you remember the time she wore black for a year?
- Frank Cross: I remember her wearing black... I thought it was a fashion thing. Everybody was wearing black!”
Bill Murray - Frank Cross
Carol Kane - Ghost of Christmas Present

“- Patty: Cool outfit!
- Barbara: What a severe suede!
- Cindy Mancini: You guys, it's no big deal. Bobby sent it to me from Iowa. You know they have fine leathers down there.
- Patty: Oh, yeah. The best leathers come from Rome, Paris, and Des Moines!”
Darcy DeMoss - Patty
Tina Caspary - Barbara
Amanda Peterson - Cindy Mancini

“Why should I walk around looking like a boiled rag when I can have a stylish set of duds for free?”
Sylvester Stallone - Cosmo Carboni