Feet quotes

“If God existed, He's a fake. Or, more likely, a foot. A giant, all-powerful, all-knowing foot!”
Scott Wilson - Capt. Billy Cutshaw

“- Dean: Whoa, whoa Kenny! What are you doing?
- Gary: I am trying to find out where they keep their money!
- Dean: You twat! Can't you see these people have got no money? They can't even afford new furniture! We've got the guns, whats the matter with you? Everytime we do a job, you have to go burning people's feet, whats wrong with you?”

Jake Abraham - Dean
Victor McGuire - Gary

“- Dad: I'm not sure if you're mine, or that nice Lieutenant Colonel's who ran the bowls club.
- Bridget Jones: Uhm.
- Dad: Only joking. You've got my feet. I've always had very dainty feet.”
Jim Broadbent - Dad
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“- Gertie: I don't like his feet.
- Elliott: They're only feet, you little twerp.”

Drew Barrymore - Gertie
Henry Thomas - Elliott

“Until next time, this is your Zookeeper, Bobby Speed, reminding you: keep them feet movin' - or somebody'll steal your shoes.”
Ray Vitte - Bobby Speed

“Hello, dog. What do you want, eh? You like my feet, do you? Have your fill and away you go. Feet are considered a delicacy among certain animals, you know.”
Peter Sellers - Hrundi V. Bakshi

“I only take one step at a time. That's why I was given two feet.”
Glen Campbell - La Boeuf

“- Celeste Whitman: You know... I have the shortest legs of anybody here.
- Captain Mike Turner: Do it!”

Sally Field - Celeste Whitman
Sir Michael Caine - Captain Mike Turner

“- Jeff Blue: That's funny.
- Jane Blue: What?
- Jeff Blue: A shoe.
- Jane Blue: And?
- Jeff Blue: It's got a foot in it.”

Dennis Quaid - Jeff Blue
Kathleen Turner - Jane Blue

“I found out what a mine is anyway. It's a hole in the ground with a darn fool at the end of it.”
Fredric March - Samuel Langhorne Clemens (Mark Twain)

“Oh, God... dancers have such ugly feet.”
Anne Bancroft - Emma

“- Harold: Feet grow as you get older.
- Michael: I wish everything did.”

Kevin Kline - Harold
Jeff Goldblum - Michael

“It was like at that moment, he became my brain, and I became his feet.”

Elden Henson - Maxwell Kane

“- Gerry Fleck: I can't dance, I can't dance, I've got two left feet!
- Cookie Fleck: I thought he was kidding.
- Gerry Fleck: But I wasn't. I was born with two left feet.”
Eugene Levy - Gerry Fleck
Catherine O'Hara - Cookie Fleck

“- Tommy Miller: May I do my specialty?
- Sheila Kingston: Ah, no, I don't really feel like having my toes sucked right now.”
Sean O'Bryan - Tommy
Rosie O'Donnell - Sheila

“Have you ever noticed when you get old, your feet swell up.”

Rose Gregorio - Brenda Samuels

“- Holli Would: You want to know what it is about you that really kicks my ass, Harris?
- Frank Harris: How about my foot?”
Kim Basinger - Holli Would
Brad Pitt - Detective Frank Harris

“- Roy: I know what you're thinking, but let me explain...
[Claudia kicks Roy in the crotch]
- Roy: [very softly] Mommy. You must have a really wide foot because you got both of them”
Woody Harrelson - Roy Munson