Fighting quotes

“Today there'd be fighting in the streets, but in 1972, it was more like dancing.”

Toni Collette - Mandy Slade

“- Stan: Blow me, Delilah, 'cause I'm sick of you're shit.
- Delilah: Well, then get the fuck out of here and take your little freak dyke with you.
- Stokely: Fuck you, tit bags!
- Casey: Will everybody calm down, please?”
Shawn Hatosy - Stan Rosado
Jordana Brewster - Delilah Profitt
Clea DuVall - Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell
Elijah Wood - Casey Connor

“Don't get physical with me, Felix! I'm too old to hit, but I can spit you to death!”
Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison

“- Commander Anderson: Have you ever been in a combat situation before?
- Stanley Goodspeed: Define combat, sir.
- Commander Anderson: Shep?
- Lieutenant Shepard: An incursion underwater to re-take an impregnable fortress held by an elite team of U.S. Marines, in possession of eighty-one hostages and fifteen guided rockets loaded with V.X. poison...” (continue)(continue reading)
Michael Biehn - Commander Anderson
Nicolas Cage - Stanley Goodspeed
Danny Nucci - Lieutenant Shepard

“- Captain Hook: I have waited long to shake your hand with this. Peter Pan, prepare to meet thy doom!
- Peter Banning: Dark and sinister man, have at thee.”
Dustin Hoffman - Captain Hook
Robin Williams - Peter Banning

“- Aladdin: Are you afraid to fight me yourself, you cowardly snake?
- Jafar: A snake, am I? Perhaps you'd like to see how snakelike I can be!”

Scott Weinger - Aladdin
Jonathan Freeman - Jafar

“- Georgie Weiss: You're not a fruit?
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: No, I'm all man. I even fought in WW2. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform.”
Mike Starr - Georgie Weiss
Johnny Depp - Ed Wood

“When we were at Cambridge there was a war, I think it was between the... they were called mods and rockers, and they went at each other with bicycle chains. I don't think your punks need help from the outside to kill themselves.”
Bob Brady - Owen

“My Ma died last year, she was 95. Stabbed in a bar fight.”
Jack Palance - Duke Washburn

“- Tony Perkis: You picked the wrong man to mess with.
- Josh Burnbalm: [sarcastically] Oh, I didn't know I was messing with a man!”
Ben Stiller - Tony Perkis
Shaun Weiss - Josh Burnbalm

“No time to talk. Now remember, it's your first day of trainin', so listen to your teacher and no fightin', play nice with the other kids, unless, of course, one of the other kids wanna fight, then you have to kick the other kid's butt.”

Eddie Murphy - Mushu

“- Harold: What were you fighting for?
- Maude: Oh, big issues. Liberty. Rights. Justice. Kings died, kingdoms fell. I don't regret the kingdoms, what sense in borders and nations and patriotism? But I miss the kings.”
Bud Cort - Harold
Ruth Gordon - Maude

“A spy is like a gnat compared to a ninja.”
Chris Farley - Haru

“You wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, would you?”
Sir Michael Caine - Charlie Croker

“- Scott Wylde: Can somebody tell me what the hell's going on?
- Mac Jarvis: Ah, she's pissed because I wouldn't jump her bones.
- Terry: He's threatened because I used to break his.”
Loren Avedon - Scott Wylde
Max Thayer - Mac Jarvis
Cynthia Rothrock - Terry

“Fighting always last answer to problem.”
Pat Morita - Miyagi

“You don't fight a junkyard dog with ASPCA rules. What you do is you take the leash off your bigger, meaner dog.”
- - Senator

Do you remember, Clive, we used to say: "Our army is fighting for our homes, our women, and our children"? Now the women are fighting beside the men. The children are trained to shoot. What's left is the "home". But what is the "home" without women and children?

Anton Walbrook - Theo Kretschmar-Schuldorff

“- Anna Gilmour: You should be proud of me. I remembered everything you taught me.
- Terry McCain: I don't remember teaching you anything about punching me in the mouth.”
Charlotte Lewis - Anna Gilmour
Thomas Ian Griffith - Terry McCain

“Anger clouds the mind. Turned inward, it is an unconquerable enemy. You are unique among your brothers, for you choose to face this enemy alone. But as you face it, do not forget them, and do not forget me. I am here, my son.”
Kevin Clash - Splinter

“- Cleopatra: It seems strange to see you working. I've always pictured you either fighting or loving.
- Julius Caesar: Well, I have had some experience with fighting.
- Cleopatra: But none with loving, I suppose.
- Julius Caesar: Well, none with pretty little queens.”
Claudette Colbert - Cleopatra
Warren William - Julius Caesar

“- Geronimo: Why did we do it?
- Fergus: What?
- Geronimo: Why did we fight?
- Fergus: For the hell of it. What else is there?”
John Coffey - Geronimo
Gregg Fitzgerald - Fergus

“- Thomas: My cousin's fighting; he's getting the crap kicked out of him.
- Glenda Gardenia Parks: At least he's working!”
Joseph Runningfox - Thomas
Goldie Hawn - Glenda Parks

“- Young Robert: He said that Han Solo was cooler than Captain Kirk.
- Imaginary William Shatner: Kick the little fucker's ass.”

Spencer Klein - Young Robert
William Shatner - Bill

“- Dim: Yarbles! Great bolshy yarblockos to you. I'll meet you with chain or nozh or britva anytime, not having you aiming tolchocks at me reasonless. Well, it stands to reason I won't have it.
- Alex: A nozh scrap any time you say.
- Dim: Doobidoob. A bit tired, maybe. Best not to say more.”
Warren Clarke - Dim
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)