Fish quotes

“- Wade: Why would you eat my leg, man? I can teach you how to fish; just go fishing.
- Richie: I don't eat fish.”
Jonathan Sadowski - Wade
Ben Feldman - Richie

“What if you mix the mayonnaise in the can, with the tunafish? Or... hold it! Chuck! I got it! Take live tuna fish, and feed 'em mayonnaise! Oh this is great.”
Michael Keaton - Bill Blazejowski

“- Sonny Corleone: What the hell is this?
- Clemenza: It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.”

James Caan - Sonny Corleone
Richard S. Castellano - Clemenza

“- The Blind Man: A fish saved my life once.
- Cord: How?
- The Blind Man: I ate him.”
David Carradine - The Blind Man
Jeff Cooper - Cord

“Good morning, Gil. I said, good morning, Gil.”

Bill Murray - Bob Wiley

“- Whitaker: Hey, wait a minute. These are the fish that ate Dick, right?
- Peter Gaulke, Cooker: Yeah!
- Whitaker: Alright, so go with me here. If Dick is in the fishes, and we're eating the fishes, doesn't that mean we're eating Dick?”
Kevin Heffernan - Whitaker
Steve Zahn - Peter Gaulke
Jonah Hill - Cooker

“- Al: Hey, Den, can you smell me from over there?
- Dennis: We can always smell you, Al.
- Al: Fuckin' fish. No wonder this cat wants to blow me.”

Joe Mantegna - Al
Kevin Bacon - Dennis

“There's this fish that lives at the bottom of the ocean and it has a spine sticking out of its head to lure prey. The females are the glowing ones and the males are smaller. After the male fish hatch, they bite onto a female, like parasites. But after a while they grow into each other and share the same blood and everything... They turn into one...” (continue)(continue reading)
Emile Hirsch - Francis Doyle

“- Katya: Why do you think it is that men like fishnet stockings so much?
- Pierre Peders: They look good on women.
- Katya: Fishnet stockings are a net, and the woman is imprisoned in this net like a fish. Do you get it?”
Sienna Miller - Katya
Steve Buscemi - Pierre Peders

“- Papa Mousekewitz: Mr. Curious, you've discovered the herring.
- Fievel Mousekewitz: Herring? I thought they were fish.
- Papa Mousekewitz: But Fievel, herring are fish.
- Fievel Mousekewitz: Really, Papa?
- Papa Mousekewitz: Yes! In the ocean, there are many kinds of fish, and herring is one of them. Tiny fishes, not so tiny fishes, fishes as...” (continue)(continue reading)
Nehemiah Persoff - Papa Mousekewitz
Phillip Glasser - Fievel Mousekewitz

“- Elmo McElroy: What the fuck did they do to this fish? Batter it to death?
- Felix DeSouza: Fish and chips, national dish mate.
- Elmo McElroy: More like a national disaster!”
Samuel L. Jackson - Elmo McElroy
Robert Carlyle - Felix DeSouza

“The only fish I wanna see is on a plate with a piece of lemon.”
Harold Perrineau - Henry

- Lilo: It's sandwich day. Every Thursday I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich...
- Hula Teacher: "Pudge" is a fish?
- Lilo: And today we were out of peanut butter. So I asked my sister what to give him, and she said "a tuna sandwich". I can't give Pudge tuna!
Daveigh Chase - Lilo
Kunewa Mook - Hula Teacher

“I don't care for caviar, I make it a policy never to eat something a fish deposits in a riverbed.”
Ed O'Neill - Dutch Dooley

“- Avram: ...In that case, would you like to fight for that last fish?
- Tommy: You think you got a chance?
- Avram: I think I can say with complete confidence... none, whatsoever. But I'm still hungry.
- Tommy: Help yourself.”
Gene Wilder - Avram
Harrison Ford - Tommy

“- Sykes: Come on, snap your fin. Snap it. You're not snapping it.
- Don Lino: I'm snapping it, I'm snapping it!
- Sykes: That's okay, a lot of great whites can't do it, yo.”
Martin Scorsese - Sykes
Robert De Niro - Don Lino

“- The Motorcycle Boy: They belong in the river. I don't think they would fight if they were in the river. If they had room to live.
- Patterson the Cop: Someone ought to get you off the streets.
- The Motorcycle Boy: Somebody ought to put the fish in the river.”

Mickey Rourke - The Motorcycle Boy
William Smith - Patterson the Cop

“- Art Maddox: It's a Barracuda. If you weren't so busy chasing booty at the yacht club, you could have caught one for yourself.
- Sam Lombardo: You aren't going to eat that thing are you? It's Barracuda, it's poisonous, it'll kill you.
- Art Maddox: Shit, man. I could say that about most of the girls you date.”

Dennis Neal - Art Maddox
Matt Dillon - Sam Lombardo

“She said that the biggest fish in the river gets that way by never getting caught.”
Ewan McGregor - Ed Bloom - Young

“The only fun I get is feeding the goldfish, and they only eat once a day.”
Bette Davis - Marie Roark

“The ladies there make me crazy! All the time sending me to the market looking for gefilte. My father was a fisherman for over 20 years and he never caught one gefilte. And... what is a gefilte?”
Shuko Akune - Min Lin

“- Mr Neville: Why doesn't your husband have the moat cleaned out?
- Mrs Herbert: He doesn't like to see the fish. Carp live too long - they remind him of Catholics. Besides, from his window, the duckweed could be mistaken for lawn.”
Anthony Higgins - Mr Neville
Janet Suzman - Mrs Herbert

“Attention campers, afternoon swim schedule is as follows. Advanced dolphins, report to the dock for survival swimming and I.Q. testing. All senior silverfish, meet on the beach for nude sunbathing. All junior salmon, trout, and herring, report to the nearest delicatessen. And 6-year-old tadpoles, report to the swamp. And all lobsters, get out of...” (continue)(continue reading)
Bill Murray - Tripper

“- Rachel F. Banks: How do you like the trout?
- Robert Clayton Dean: It tastes like fish.
- Rachel F. Banks: It is fish.
- Robert Clayton Dean: Yeah, but it tastes like every other fish I've ever eaten.”
Lisa Bonet - Rachel F. Banks
Will Smith - Robert Clayton Dean

“- Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza: What are you most afraid of?
- Jo Dee Fostar: Anchovies.
- Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza: Good answer.”
Dom DeLuise - Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza
Billy Zane - Jo Dee Fostar