Fools quotes

“- Pippin: Is there any hope, Gandalf, for Frodo and Sam?
- Gandalf: There never was much hope. Just a fool's hope.”
Billy Boyd - Pippin
Sir Ian McKellen - Gandalf

“No cause is lost if there is but one fool left to fight for it.”
Orlando Bloom - Will Turner

“- Charlie Arglist: It's Christmas! Everyone's nice on Christmas!
- Vic Cavanaugh: Only morons are nice on Christmas.”
John Cusack - Charlie Arglist
Billy Bob Thornton - Vic Cavanaugh

“- Otis B. Driftwood: It's all right, that's in every contract. That's what they call a sanity clause.
- Fiorello: You can't fool me! There ain't no Santay Claus!”

Groucho Marx - Otis B. Driftwood
Chico Marx - Fiorello

“- Saphira: What you did was foolish... but I'm glad you did it.
- Eragon: Saphira, didn't an old magician once tell us one part brave, three parts fool?”
Rachel Weisz - Saphira
Ed Speleers - Eragon

“I was a fool to ever look at anybody but you, Lola.”
Pat O'Brien - Jim Brogan

“That guy is either the dumbest, stupidest, most imbecilic idiot in the world, or else he's the grandest thing alive. I can't make him out.”

Jean Arthur - Babe Bennett

“I said I was coach O'Shea, I never said I was Kevin.”
Rick Moranis - Danny O'Shea

“Suspicion is the only toy of fools.”
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan

“That was close one ladies and gentlemen, of course in every contest, there must be, a loser. Lew-Who, Za-Her.”
Jim Carrey - Ace Ventura

“My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Ordell Robbie

“- Brian: Twat did you say? I cunt hear.
- Anthony: I have an in-fuck-tion in my ear. What did you you say?
- Ruby: ...Don't you assholes ever grow up? What the fuck is your problem?”
Ken Garito - Brian
Al Palagonia - Anthony
Jennifer Esposito - Ruby

“- Dragline: Why you got to go and say fifty eggs for? Why not thirty-five or thirty-nine?
- Luke: I thought it was a nice round number.”

George Kennedy - Dragline
Paul Newman - Luke

The word "impossible", Mr. Booth, is only found in the dictionary of fools.
Maximilian Schell - Dr. Hans Reinhardt

“- Fanny: Tonight I'm gonna take you on a sleigh ride with some snow birds.
- Eddie Bradford: Sleigh ride? Snow birds? In summer?
- Fanny: Gee, you are dumb!”
Sheila Bromley - Fanny
Dean Benton - Eddie Bradford

“They say a man who represents himself has a fool for a client. Well, with God as my witness, I am that fool!”
Raul Julia - Gomez Addams