Football quotes
77 football quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Necessary Roughness
“- Chris Berman: What happened to the players?
- Coach Ed Gennero: All the players from the old team have been expelled and all the coaches have been fired.
- Chris Berman: Where will they get their new players?
- Coach Ed Gennero: Their new players must be real students. No more scholarships, no more monkey business, no more special favors or...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Bend It Like Beckham
“- Joe: Where do you normally play?
- Jesminder 'Jess' Kaur Bhamra: In the park.
- Joe: No... I meant what position?” - From the movie: Murder in the First
“- James Stamphill: How do you think the Yankees will do against the Redskins this year?
- Henri Young: The Yankees are a baseball team. The Redskins are a football team. Personally, I think the Redskins would kick the shit out of them.” - From the movie: Necessary Roughness
- From the movie: Bend It Like Beckham
“Anyone can cook aloo gobi, but who can bend a ball like Beckham?”
- From the movie: Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
“- General Hager: Let me make this clear for you and your pack of freaks. I'm the quarterback, you're on my team. But I guess you didn't play football in high school, did you, Richards?
- Reed Richards: You're right. I didn't. I stayed in and studied like a good little nerd. And fifteen years later, I'm one of the greatest minds of the 21st...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Heaven Can Wait
“- Joe Pendleton: I'm starting against Dallas? What about Jarrett?
- Max Corkle: They don't want to go with Jarrett. They want to go with you. Happy Birthday, Joe!” - From the movie: Varsity Blues
“In America, we have laws. Laws against killing, laws against stealing. And it is just accepted that as a member of American society, you will live by these laws. In West Canaan, Texas, there is another society which has it's own laws. Football is a way of life.”
- From the movie: Dazed and Confused
“- Assistant Coach: Hey ladies, are you gonna be ready to play football this fall? huh?
- Benny O'Donnell: I don't know coach, I've been doin' so well in English I thought I might work on bein' a writer. What do ya think about that?
- Assistant Coach: Boy, you woudln't know how to spell your own name if it wasn't stencilled on your locker.” - From the movie: Rudy
“My job is to basically beat the shit out of you for the next 5 days, and whoever is still standing at the end, maybe we'll use for our scout teams. You'll be running the oppositions plays week in and week out. The greatest value to us is we don't care whether you get hurt.”
- From the movie: The Replacements
“They all played football somewhere, not all of them in the pros, but they all have something unique to bring to the game. We're going to try to get these people together and try to put together a winning team. If nothing else, they should be fun to watch.”
- From the movie: Lucas
“- Lucas: Just give me one chance. One play.
- Coach: Get out of here, I said. Get off of the field.
- Lucas: I'll make you a deal. You have nothing to lose. They're whipping your ass, anyway.
- Coach: Listen to me...
- Lucas: Put me in, I'll never come back, I swear. Just let me play today. You have nothing to lose, just let me in.” - From the movie: Against All Odds
“- Terry Brogan: So what is it you don't like exactly, football players, tacos, or beer?
- Jessie Wyler: I like tacos and beer.” - From the movie: There's Something About Mary
“- Ted: I just want you to be happy, Mary.
- Mary: But I'd be happier with you.
- Ted: What about Bret Fahvera?
- Mary: What did I tell you the first time we met? I'm a Niners fan!” - From the movie: Heaven Can Wait
“This isn't going to work. You're playing football with a bunch of butlers!”
- From the movie: Rudy
“- Daniel E. 'Rudy' Ruettiger: Hey this place is really somethin' else huh? Someday I'm gonna come out of that tunnel and I'm gonna run onto this field.
- Fortune: Well, it ain't gonna be this day.” - From the movie: Necessary Roughness
- From the movie: The 51st State
“Football and drugs. A perfect Saturday afternoon.”
- From the movie: Get Real
“- John Dixon: I didn't take you for a football fan.
- Steven Carter: I'm not.
- John Dixon: What do you mean, not a... oh.” - From the movie: Back to School
- From the movie: The Last Boy Scout
“Football is a dyin' beast. No heroes left. Not anymore.”
- From the movie: There's Something About Mary
- From the movie: Raising Arizona
- From the movie: Victor Victoria
“- King Marchand: You were all-American! I never saw a rougher, tougher, meaner, sonofabitch football player in all my life.
- 'Squash' Bernstein: Boss, if you didn't want the guys to call you queer, you became a rough tough sonofabitchin' football player.” - From the movie: Necessary Roughness
“- Lucy Draper: I'm an Armadillo just like the others.
- Manumana: You're an Armadillo, but not like the others.
- Lucy Draper: You're alright Manu.”
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