Forest quotes

“Because this is America! We've exhausted all of our natural resources!”

Heather Donahue - Herself

“Stay calm. Get in the fetal position. It won't bother you if you're in the fetal position… Abort the fetal position! It's not working!”

Dax Shepard - Tom Marshall

“- Pinocchio: This is where I belong.
- Pepe the Cricket: You know, I prefer the beach myself, but property there is so expensive.”

Jonathan Taylor Thomas - Pinocchio
David Doyle - Pepe the Cricket

“You see, the end of this forest is the end of my people. Don't talk about the environment as though it had nothing to do with us.”
Armand Assante - John Hawks

“- Vince Ricardo: I was in the jungle - the bush we called it - for approximately nine months...
- Sheldon Kornpett: Nine months! That must have really been something!
- Vince Ricardo: It was. I saw things... They have tsetse flies down there the size of eagles.”
Peter Falk - Vince Ricardo
Alan Arkin - Sheldon Kornpett

“- Lady Eboshi: Once the forest has been cleared and the wolves wiped out, this desolate place will become the richest land in the world, and Princess Mononoke will become human.
- Ashitaka: Princess Mononoke?
- Lady Eboshi: Princess of the spirits of ghouls, beasts, and ancient gods. The wolf stole her soul, and now she lives to kill me.”
Minnie Driver - Lady Eboshi
Billy Crudup - Ashitaka

“Our rain forests are being destroyed at a rate of 50 acres a minute!”
Robert Downey Jr. - Alex Finch

“It's gonna be hot and wet! That's nice if you're with a lady, but it ain't no good if you're in the jungle.”
Robin Williams - Adrian Cronauer

You want quiet, go back to that man village. This place is "happening".

John Goodman - Baloo

“The forest provides more food than a man could possibly need. Here, everything grows big... real big.”
George Clutesi - M'Rai

“- Hunter #1: Unicorns? I thought they only existed in fairytales. This is a forest, like any other... isn't it?
- Hunter #2: Then why do the leaves never fall here? Or the snow? Why is it always spring here? I tell you there is one unicorn left in the world, and as long as it lives in this forest we'll find no game to hunt here.”
Jack Lester - Hunter #1
Kenneth Jennings - Hunter #2

“- Judy: I'm cold.
- Dan: Why don't we crawl in the sack?
- Judy: Why don't you fix the fire?
- Dan: There's no wood.
- Judy: We're in a forest!”
Debora Kessler - Judy
Michael Schroeder - Dan

“If a dragon falls in the forest and nobody gets to hear about it, does it make a thud?”
Pete Postlethwaite - Gilbert of Glockenspur

“What I want is for the humans and the forest to live in peace!”
Billy Crudup - Ashitaka

“- San: Even if all the trees grow back, it won't be his forest anymore. The Forest Spirit is dead.
- Ashitaka: Never. He is life itself. He isn't dead, San. He is here with us now, telling us, it's time for both of us to live.”
Claire Danes - San
Billy Crudup - Ashitaka

“The jungle is dark but full of diamonds, Willy.”
Louis Zorich - Ben Loman

“The petrified forest is a lot of dead trees in the desert that have turned to stone.”
Bette Davis - Gabrielle Maple