France quotes
74 france quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Johnny English
“- Lorna Campbell: You obviously haven't met our host, Monsieur Savage.
- Johnny English: No, thank God! You know, I think I'd rather have my bottom impaled on a giant cactus than exchange pleasantries with that jumped-up Frenchman. As far as I'm concerned, the only thing the French should be allowed to host is an invasion.” - From the movie: Kung Pow! Enter the Fist
- From the movie: Forbidden Zone
“- Queen Doris of the Sixth Dimension: Tell me why that French slut is so special to you and why you carry her picture around in your pocket!
- King Fausto of the Sixth Dimension: All right, I'll tell to you. She's French and that's simple. Therefore she's of the master race. A direct descendant of God just like me.” - From the movie: A Little Romance
“- Michel Michon: I took some Americans from the station to the Hotel George V. I said my meter was broke. Special rate: 100 francs.
- Daniel: That's a 20 franc ride, tops.
- Michel Michon: They looked as if they'd stiff me on the tip.
- Daniel: They won't like the French.
- Michel Michon: I don't like Americans. We're even.” - From the movie: Joan of Arc
“While the people of France lie bleeding, you sit around in your fine clothes trying to deceive me, when you're only deceiving yourselves. You say you are men of God. Yet, you do not see His hand in having guided me through 500 leagues of enemy country to bring you His help. Is that not proof enough? Do you still need more signs?”
- From the movie: Big Business
- Rose Ratliff: Look, a sink in the living room.
- Sadie Ratliff: That's what the French call a “bidet”.
- Rose Ratliff: The French must be taller than me. - From the movie: Danton
- From the movie: An American Werewolf in London
“There was this airplane over the Atlantic on its way to New York. It was full of men from the United Nations. So halfway over the ocean the engines run low on petrol so they have to lighten the plane. So they heave out all the baggage, but it's still too heavy. So they chuck out the seats, but it's still too heavy! Finally this froggy steps up...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: The Toolbox Murders
“- Joey Ballard: I'll be home for dinner. What are you fixin'?
- Laurie Ballard: La specialty of the house; chicken à la TV dinners.” - From the movie: The Transporter 2
- From the movie: The Matrix Reloaded
“I love French wine, like I love the French language. I have sampled every language. Fantastic language. Especially to curse with.”
- From the movie: Pitch Black
“I was supposed to die in France. I never even saw France.”
- From the movie: Superman II
“- Perry White: Get your head out of the clouds, Kent! Where've you been for the past twelve hours?
- Clark Kent: Uh, Home.
- Perry White: Well, don't you watch television?
- Clark Kent: Frankly, Mr. White, I really don't enjoy television. Too much violence. I was just reading Dickens.
- Jimmy Olsen: Mr. Kent! A gang of terrorists seized the...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Joan of Arc
“France does not belong to you, Charles. She belongs to God.”
“- Patty: Hey, Marcie, this is real nice!
- Marcie: It's a whole lot better than peanut butter sandwiches, sir.
- Patty: What do you think they'll feed us in France?
- Marcie: Probably peanut butter on French bread, sir.”- From the movie: No Cure For Cancer
“You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into our croissandwich, thank you very much.”
- From the movie: Waiting for Guffman
What the city council did was really... give me a challenge, and it's a challenge that I am going to... accept. It's like in the olden days, in the... days of France, when men would slap each other with their gloves... say, y'know... "D'Artagnan!"... y'know, "how dare you talk to me like that, you!" and... smack 'em!
- From the movie: BASEketball
“- Doug Remer: Oh, I'll come, I love hospitals.
- Joe Cooper: No you don't, you like Taco Bell!
- Doug Remer: No, one time I was at this hospital, in France, and I met this great chick.
- Joe Cooper: Dude, that was a hostel.” - From the movie: An American Werewolf in Paris
“- Serafine: I want you to blow a big bubble for me.
- Andy McDermott: What?
- Serafine: Well... It's a custom in France. The bigger the bubble, the more a boy likes a girl.” - From the movie: The Return of the Pink Panther
“- Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Does Lady Lytton have a swimming pewl?
- Nice Police Chief: A swimming pewl?” - From the movie: Dancer, Texas Pop. 81
“- Keller Coleman: What were you doin' in France?
- Earl: Folks over there were havin' a world war. I got invited.” - From the movie: The Three Musketeers
- From the movie: Rugrats in Paris: The Movie
- From the movie: French Kiss
“I don't know what they taught you in France, but 'rude' and 'interesting' are not the same things.”
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