Fraud quotes

“- Cop: You think someday you're gonna organize the cops?
- Jimmy Hoffa: Hey, that's easy. Someday I'm gonna organize the crooks.”
Nicholas Giordano - Cop
Jack Nicholson - James R. Hoffa

“- Gabriel Caine: Do you know the difference between a hustler and a good con-man?
- Fitz: No.
- Gabriel Caine: A hustler has to get out of town as quick as he can, but a good con-man doesn't have to leave until he wants to.”
James Woods - Gabriel Caine
Oliver Platt - Fitz

“Third grade con men telling the poor suckers that watch them that they speak with Jesus, and to please send in money. Money, money, money! If Jesus came back and saw what's going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.”

Max von Sydow - Frederick

“A star is digitized. You know what this means? We have stepped into a new dimension. Our ability to manufacture fraud now exceeds our ability to protect it.”

Al Pacino - Viktor Taransky

“- Anton Freeman: You've committed fraud. Listen, you're in a lot of trouble, Vincent. I can get you out of here...
- Vincent: Do you have any idea what it took to get in here?”

Loren Dean - Anton Freeman
Ethan Hawke - Vincent Freeman

“- Oldrich Novy: I was once well known in Czechoslovakia, because of my profession.
- District Attorney: Yes, Mr. Oldrich Novy, what is your profession? Maybe that can give us a clue to why, why this somewhat romantic, certainly Communistic woman who worships Fred Astaire, but not his country, might have lied and misused your name - make...” (continue)(continue reading)

Joel Grey - Oldrich Novy
Željko Ivanek - District Attorney

“When are you gonna realize that all of this art crap is a fraud? Otherwise, how could the same picture be worth $10 million or zip based on, what, a signature? Rembrandt is priceless. Donovan is worthless. That's not art. That's autographs.”
Jason Patric - Harry Donovan

- Sam "Ace" Rothstein: I'm firing you. No, I'm not firing, I'm firing you, ya...
- Don Ward: You might regret this, Mr. Rothstein.
- Sam "Ace" Rothstein: I'll regret it even more if I keep you on.
- Don Ward: This is not the way to treat people.
- Sam "Ace" Rothstein: Listen, if you didn't know you were being scammed you're too fuckin' dumb to... (continue)(continue reading)

Robert De Niro - Sam "Ace" Rothstein
John Bloom - Don Ward

“- Max Conners: You're not ready to con a guy without falling in love yourself.
- Page Conners: Give me a break, I am in complete control!
- Max Conners: I saw the kiss. Your eyes were closed.
- Page Conners: That was the sun!”
Sigourney Weaver - Max Conners
Jennifer Love Hewitt - Page Conners

“- Roy Dillon: You talk the lingo. What's your pitch?
- Myra Langtry: The long end, big con.
- Roy Dillon: Nobody does that single-o.”
John Cusack - Roy Dillon
Annette Bening - Myra Langtry

“I run a show here. It's a lot of smoke and noise and it's strictly for the suckers. I've been pulling one kind of scam or another since I was your age, and if there's one thing I know it's how to spot the genuine article because that's what you've got to watch out for.”
Steve Martin - Jonas

“Rooster, you're the only con I know who can con a cop.”

Kathy Bates - Miss Agatha Hannigan

“- Ezal: Aw, I'm suing y'all. Oh, I'm hurt. Oh, my neck, my back, my neck and my back. Oh! I want $150,000, but we can settle out of court right now for twenty bucks.
- Janitor: Man, get your punk ass up. It ain't even wet over here. Damn.”

Anthony Johnson - Ezal

“You mean a woman of your culture and money and beauty and money and wealth and money would, would marry that imposter?”

Groucho Marx - Wolf J. Flywheel