Fruits quotes

“- Seth: What's that like? What's it taste like? Describe it like Hemingway.
- Dr. Maggie Rice: Well, it tastes like a pear. You don't know what a pear tastes like?
- Seth: I don't know what a pear tastes like to you.
- Dr. Maggie Rice: Sweet, juicy, soft on your tongue, grainy like a sugary sand that dissolves in your mouth. How's that?
- Seth:...” (continue)(continue reading)
Nicolas Cage - Seth
Meg Ryan - Dr. Maggie Rice

“I once saw him fart a plum... I was plum surprised.”

Steve Lemme - Steve "Fink" Finklestein

“When you're using fresh fruits, vegetables, and foods, it's easier to keep the weight off.”
Debi Mazar

“If you're afraid of getting a rotten apple, don't go to the barrel. Get it off the tree.”
Sir Sean Connery - Jim Malone

“- Mimi: Anyone wanna help me pick some strawberries?
- Kurt: Nope, but I'll give you a hand with those melons!”

Lauren Gros - Mimi
Adam Devine - Kurt

“- Billy Madison: [shouting] Where's my snack pack?
- Juanita: You got a banana, you don't need no snack pack.”
Adam Sandler - Billy Madison
Theresa Merritt - Juanita

“I hate grapes! I can't stand grapes! I loathe grapes! All kinds of grapes! I hate purple grapes! I hate green grapes! I hate grapes with seeds! I hate grapes without seeds! I hate them peeled and non-peeled! I hate grapes in bunches, one at a time, or in groups of twos and threes! I fucking hate grapes!”
Carmine Capobianco - Joe

“- Ralphie: [giving his teacher a fruit basket instead of just an apple] I thought you might like something different.
- Ralphie as an Adult: [narrating] Yes, clearly, a little bribe never hurts.”
Peter Billingsley - Ralphie
Jean Shepherd - Ralphie as an Adult

“Plant a good seed and you will joyfully gather fruit.”
Shirley MacLaine - Mary Kay

“[as Gammy Num-Nums] We don't want to go anywhere with you, Melon Head!”
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

“- William Thacker: What exactly is a fruitarian?
- Keziah: We believe that fruits and vegetables have feelings, so we think cooking is cruel. We only eat things that have already fallen off a tree or bush, that are, in fact, dead already.
- William Thacker: Oh, all right. Interesting stuff. So, these carrots...
- Keziah: Have been murdered, yes.”
Hugh Grant - William Thacker
Emma Bernard - Keziah

“I don't get bananas. They're green for about a week, then they're ripe for about 12 minutes before going brown and mushy forever. Sometimes I can't go out because I'm waiting for my bananas to turn ripe.”
Simon Bossell - Stephen Dunne

“I'm Peach, she's Pear. You see, our mother was slightly obsessed with fruits. We have a sister named Parsnip... she doesn't get out much.”
Cassie Powney - Peach Orwood

“- Tanya Mousekewitz: Poppa, they're throwing vegetables at me again.
- Papa Mousekiwitz: Keep singing and they might throw some fruit for dessert.”
Cathy Cavadini - Tanya Mousekewitz
Nehemiah Persoff - Papa Mousekiwitz

“- Lassparri: Never in my life have I received such treatment. They threw an apple at me.
- Otis B. Driftwood: Well, watermelons are out of season.”
Walter Woolf King - Lassparri
Groucho Marx - Otis B. Driftwood

“Miss? If you were yogurt, would you be fruit at the bottom or stirred?”
Stephen Baldwin - Doyle Johnson

“- Smokey: Older the berry, the sweeter the juice.
- Craig Jones: Man, it's the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.
- Smokey: Yeah, well she blacker than a motherfucker too.”
Chris Tucker - Smokey
Ice Cube - Craig Jones

- Danny Wallace: I like peaches.
- Nick Chen: Peaches is shit. Haven't you ever heard the song Sinatra sang? "Out of the tree of life I just picked me a plum". Not a peach, a plum.
- Danny Wallace: I don't care if he pulled a raisin out of Sammy Davis's eye-socket, I prefer peaches.
Mark Wahlberg - Danny Wallace
Chow Yun-Fat - Nick Chen

- Joe Hallenbeck: What is that?
- Jimmy Dix: It's a bomb.
- Joe Hallenbeck: It doesn't look like a bomb, it looks like an apple with lines comin' out of it. They're gonna say "Don't open the briefcase, it's full of fresh fruit!".

Bruce Willis - Joe Hallenbeck
Damon Wayans - Jimmy Dix

“Why don't I take you to California? You can have fresh squeezed orange juice every day. If you've got a back yard there, you've got fresh fruit.”
Vincent Gallo - Russell Pataki

“Last night I woke up in a cold sweat, I dreamt I was being chased by a giantbanana.”
David Warner - Peter O'Neill

“Raspberry world. For all your raspberry needs.”
Michael J. Nelson - Mike Nelson

“- Raoul Duke: Jesus God Almighty man, where'd you get that big fucker?
- Dr. Gonzo: Room Service sent it up, I needed something to cut the limes, man.
- Raoul Duke: Limes? What limes?
- Dr. Gonzo: They didnt have any, they don't grow in the desert.”

Johnny Depp - Raoul Duke
Benicio del Toro - Dr. Gonzo

“You never have to buy no fruit on account, it's all on the trees everywhere you turn. And they ain't got no speed limits. I hear your first month's rent is free, state law. So I'm thinking till we get settled we'll just move around from month to month.”

Brad Pitt - Early Grayce

“Every tree is known by its fruit. This woman has brought forth badfruit.”
Harry Northup - Preacher