Furniture quotes

“Books are awfully decorative, don't you think?”
Joanna Barnes - Gloria Upson

“Isn't weird how chairs exist even when you're not sitting on them?”
Seth Rogen - Ben Stone

“- Jane Smith: If you don't like them we can take them back.
- John Smith: Ok, I don't like them.
- Jane Smith: You'll get used to them.”

Angelina Jolie - Jane Smith

“- Kay: Everything goes. Everything goes. Except that chair!
- Charlotte: Kay, that ratty old chair? Don't be silly. Why would you want to keep that chair?
- Kay: Don't touch that chair. My fiancé... was born in it.
- Charlotte: Rupert was born in a chair?
- Kay: Yes, it's the most lovely story. His mother was just sitting there, knitting,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Sally Field - Kay
Claire Trevor - Charlotte

“Nice place you got here. Who's your decorator? Darth Vader?”
Dennis Quaid - Alex Gardner

“- Alex: Dude, your bed is a car.
- Jeff: Yeah, but it’s a fucking sweet car!”
Allen Covert - Alex

“- Larry: Don't worry. This stuff means nothing to me. It all goes.
- Julia: I thought half of it was your brothers?
- Larry: I've never known him to kick cash out of bed, and besides, he's probably behind bars someplace.”

Andrew Robinson - Larry
Clare Higgins - Julia

“No no, little boy! We mustn't sit on the chair. Do you know why? Because this is a priceless, irreplaceable piece of fine art from another millennium. And you... are a not-quite-formed, piece of temporary plasmic rubbish taking up space on this already overcrowded planet!”

Jeff Bridges - Rupert

“I'm just a little tense. This whole office is not Feng Shui. All the desks are facing evil.”
Sean Whalen - Merkin

“I thought maybe this might be your minimalist period.”

John Heard - Charles

“- Daniel: This is your room? It doesn't look like you.
- Lauren: I know. My mother decorated it. The only thing in here that's me, is me.”
Thelonious Bernard - Daniel
Diane Lane - Lauren