Gambling quotes

“- Clive: [mockingly] I'll make you a deal. You just let me make another 500 bucks tonight, Ok. Then, I'll give you your body back because it soooo important to you.
- Clive: Waa waa I'm crying about my body... And then, you can just loan it to me every other weekend so I can pay off some gambling debts.”
Rachel McAdams - Clive\Jessica

“- Angelo Bruno: London is going to be the Las Vegas of Europe. We need someone to front and someone to muscle.
- Reggie Kray: We can handle it.”
Chazz Palminteri - Angelo Bruno
Tom Hardy - Reggie Kray

“- Gloria Pazinski: All right - You think you're so hot? Put your money where your mouth is!
- Richie Rich: You mean bet?
- Tony: Yeah. $5 says she could put you away for keeps.
- Gloria: $5? How about $10?
- Richie Rich: Okay - Seems a little steep, but $10 thousand it is.”
Stephi Lineburg - Gloria Pazinski
Macaulay Culkin - Richie Rich
Michael Maccarone - Tony

“Oh, I don't lose. People who bet on me to lose lose. And they lose big.”
Al Pacino - Willy Bank

“I'm going to find moral redemption at the roulette table.”
Steve Carrell - Mark Baum

“- Micky Rosa: There's one more thing, Ben, and this is important. We're counting cards, we're not gambling. We're following a specific set of rules and playing a system.
- Ben Campbell: Right.
- Micky Rosa: Now, I've seen how crazy it can get at those tables, and sometimes, people lose control. They give in to their emotions. You will not.”
Kevin Spacey - Micky Rosa
Jim Sturgess - Ben Campbell

“- Lloyd Christmas: I'll bet you twenty bucks I can get you gambling before the end of the day.
- Harry Dunne: You're on.”
Jim Carrey - Lloyd Christmas
Jeff Daniels - Harry Dunne

“Mike, I learned it from you. You always told me this was the rule. Rule number one: Throw away your cards the moment you know they can't win. Fold the fucking hand.”

Gretchen Mol - Jo

“- Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Didn't you lose twenty thousand dollars betting here?
- Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Yeah, well, who loses the SuperBowl four times in a row?”

Sylvester Stallone - Henry 'Razor' Sharp
Robert De Niro - Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen

“- Ace Hanlon: You wanna play poker with me, little lady?
- Ellen: Looks like you're having a pretty good time playing with yourself.”
Lance Henriksen - Ace Hanlon
Sharon Stone - Ellen

“- Smokey: I won, gimme my money.
- Deebo: What money!
- Smokey: I lost.”
Chris Tucker - Smokey
Tommy 'Tiny' Lister - Deebo

“Bet twenty thousand![the poolhall falls silent]
Oh, did I stutter? Everybody gone all quiet and shit? About a minute ago it was like an evening at the Apollo up in this motherfucker, now all of a sudden it's quiet as a church.”
Mars Callahan - Johnny

Do you know how to get a sweet, little, old lady to yell "Go fuck yourself?"... Get another sweet, little, old lady to yell "Bingo!"

Ben Mendelsohn - Gerry

“I find I can make a very honest living cheating at cards.”
Millard Mitchell - Gentleman George

“I'm sorry Gerry.”

Susan McPhail - Donna

“- Jill Taylor: Ben, you should feel the thrill of winning more money than you can possibly imagine. I think you should come to Vegas. 'Cause I'm guessing that you could probably use a break from this place.
- Ben Campbell: I can't. I'm sorry. I just can't.
- Jill Taylor: You're welcome any time. You know, I think the best thing about Vegas is...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kate Bosworth - Jill Taylor
Jim Sturgess - Ben Campbell

“- Mitch Weaver: Dr. Farthing, what happened to your arm?
- Dr. Farthing: Well, it was either from sleeping on it the wrong way or bookmakers throwing me out of a speeding car.”
Norm MacDonald - Mitch Weaver
Chevy Chase - Dr. Farthing

“- Barney Coopersmith: Would you care to bet on that?
- Hannah Stubbs: I never bet when I'm sure and right.
- Barney Coopersmith: Presumably you haven't done a lot of betting considering you've only been wrong once in your life.
- Hannah Stubbs: Twice.”
Rick Moranis - Barney Coopersmith
Joan Cusack - Hannah Stubbs

“I like blackjack a little more than I should.”
Jason Statham - Nick Wild

- Jack Singer: Do you know what a straight flush is? It's like... unbeatable.
- Betsy: "Like unbeatable" is not unbeatable.
- Jack Singer: Hey, I know that now, okay.
Nicolas Cage - Jack Singer
Sarah Jessica Parker - Betsy

“You know why? I don't care about winning.”
Ryan Reynolds - Curtis

“After the Teamsters got knocked out of the box, the corporations tore down practically every one of the old casinos. And where did the money come from to rebuild the pyramids? Junk bonds. But in the end, I wound up right back where I started. I could still pick winners, and I could still make money for all kinds of people back home. And why mess...” (continue)(continue reading)

Robert De Niro - Sam "Ace" Rothstein

“- Curtis: Next time you quit when I say it's time.
- Gerry: Some guys are born to lose.”
Ryan Reynolds - Curtis
Ben Mendelsohn - Gerry

“- Marty: Eight's the one, I'd stake my life on it.
- Jay Trotter: They've got a $2 minimum bet.”

Edward Walsh - Marty
Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Jay Trotter

“- Jack Fuller: If you stop betting, you never have to lose.
- Joy McNally: I'd bet on you, Jack.”
Ashton Kutcher - Jack Fuller
Cameron Diaz - Joy McNally