Ghosts quotes

“- Andy McDermott: You're dead!
- Amy Fitch: No, I ain't so lucky. I am undead and as your rotting sidekick I am cursed to remain a restless spirit until you die!”
Tom Everett Scott - Andy McDermott
Julie Bowen - Amy Finch

“A ghost is an emotion bent out of shape, condemned to repeat itself, time and time again until it rights the wrong that was done.”
Diane Gordon - Louise

“- Judge Thomas Danforth: Can you make out who she may be?
- Abigail Williams: I believe she be Reverend John Hale's wife sir.
- Judge Thomas Danforth: You must be mistaken my child. The wife of a minister be unlikely...
- Abigail Williams: Satan may reach anyone sir.
- Judge Sewall: Absolutely no one in the world is safe? Is that your meaning?”

Paul Scofield - Judge Thomas Danforth
Winona Ryder - Abigail Williams
George Gaynes - Judge Samuel Sewall

“There are no ghost, except, in Shakespeare and any of those are more real than many people that I know.”
Jose Ferrer - Leopold

“- Mr. Kovacks: Is this what you're talking about? It's full'o junk. It's a storage shed, you idiot.
- Carlos: No it's not. It's full of ghosts or spirits or something and they're just trying to make me look bad!
- Mr. Kovacks: You don't need ghosts for that.”
John Pankow - Kovacs
Michael Carmine - Carlos

“- Pizza Delivery Guy: This is some place, huh? Is it haunted?
- Emery Waterman: Yeah. By the ghosts of delivery men who asked too many stupid questions and never escaped.”
Stephen King - Pizza Delivery Guy
Matt Ross - Emery Waterman

“We are the shadows and the smoke, we rise. We are the ghosts that hide in the night.”
Sylvester Stallone - Barney Ross

“I was a ghost. I didn't see anyone. No one saw me. I was the barber.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Ed Crane

“- Max: According to legend it completely surrounds the property, this wall was built right on top of it.
- Jay: A brick wall on top of an underground stream? Now there's a stroke of engineering genius.
- Max: The wall was built to mark the stream, supposedly the evil spirits throughout the land can't cross over running water or something.”
Philip Tanzini - Max
Lance Fenton - Jay

“- Miranda Grey: I'm not deluded, Pete, I'm possessed.
- Pete Graham: I don't believe in ghosts.
- Miranda Grey: Neither do I, but they believe in me.”
Halle Berry - Miranda Grey
Robert Downey Jr. - Pete Graham

- Walter: I don't wanna go home.
- Jeff Dunham: Why not?
- Walter: I think my house is haunted.
- Jeff Dunham: Why do you think that?
- Walter: My wife is there. I walk in the front door and all I hear is: "Get out!".
Jeff Dunham - Walter
Jeff Dunham - Himself

“- Marge: Oh my God! He's got my underwear!
- Malcolm: Oh, very nice, a pervert ghost!”
Connie Booth - Marge
Martin Ferrero - Malcolm

“- Lockwood: You say that was Cathy's ghost I heard at the window?
- Ellen Dean: Not a ghost, but Cathy's love, stronger than time itself, still sobbing for its unlived days and uneaten bread.”
Miles Mander - Lockwood
Flora Robson - Ellen Dean

“- Victor Von Doom: What's the matter? Are you afraid of ghosts?
- Ben Grimm: If you're a ghost, then you wouldn't mind if I squash your little head?”
Julian McMahon - Victor von Doom
Michael Chiklis - Ben Grimm

“- Dr. Loomis: It was Jamie Lloyd.
- Dr. Wynn: That was six years ago Sam. She died with him in that explosion, you know that.
- Dr. Loomis: I've wanted to believe it. But I've felt Michael's presence, behind these walls, just like all those years ago. Plotting, staring. Waiting for some signal.”
Donald Pleasence - Loomis
Mitchell Ryan - Dr. Wynn

“He's alive!”

Peter Dobson - Ray Lynskey

“I'm the ghost. I hear things, and I see things. But no one hears or sees me.”
Leonardo Nam - Roy

“- Jamie Ashen: What do you want me to tell you!
- Det. Jim Lipton: Something less perplexing than a ghost story.”
Ryan Kwanten - Jamie Ashen
Donnie Wahlberg - Det. Jim Lipton

- Steve Freeling: Tomorrow I'm going to call someone.
- Diane Freeling: Like who? I looked in the Yellow Pages. "Furniture Movers" we've got; "Strange Phenomenon", there's no listing.
Craig T. Nelson - Steve Freeling
JoBeth Williams - Diane Freeling

“What's the good of being a ghost if you can't frighten people away?”
Geena Davis - Barbara

“- Angela: I was thinking more along the lines of a seance.
- Judy: A seance?
- Helen: Isn't that a little chancy? I mean this is Halloween, the night when all the creepy things are supposed to stalk the earth. I mean there's no telling what we'll drudge up, especially in this old place.”

Amelia Kinkade - Angela
Cathy Podewell - Judy
Allison Barron - Helen

“- Suzette: See that bathroom? Jim Morrison passed out in there one night, with me underneath him.
- Club Owner: Jim Morrison is a ghost and so are you.”
Goldie Hawn - Suzette
Adam Tomei - Club Owner

“- The Great Kabai Sengh: You're not immortal. I know your secrets, Phantom.
- The Phantom: Take them to your grave, Kabai Sengh.”
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa - The Great Kabai Sengh
Billy Zane - The Phantom

“Good or bad, it's all playacting. If you act well, you can fool other people; if you do it badly, you can only fool yourself, and when you can't even fool yourself, you just can fool the ghosts.”
Saifei He - Meishan (Third Wife)

“Me, I'm mentally retarded. I'm still 11-years-old when it comes to the 4th of July, circuses and haunted castles.”
Bob Hope - Larry Lawrence