God quotes

“- Gretta Milano: Do you believe in God?
- John Hobbes: Yeah, I mean, you know, I go to church every now and then. What I see in my line of work... faith's a little hard I sustain.”
Embeth Davidtz - Gretta Milano
Denzel Washington - John Hobbes

“- Jim: I was dreaming about God.
- Mary Graham, Jim's mother: What did he say?
- Jim: Nothing. He was playing tennis.”
Christian Bale - Jim
Emily Richard - Mary Graham, Jim's mother

“I don't believe in God, but if I did, He would be a black, left-handed guitarist.”
Michael Pitt - Matthew

“We decided to play God, create life. When that life turned against us, we comforted ourselves in the knowledge that it really wasn't our fault, not really. You cannot play God then wash your hands of the things that you've created. Sooner or later, the day comes when you can't hide from the things that you've done anymore.”
Edward James Olmos - Admiral William Adama

“God was showing off when he made you.”

Ben Stiller - Rabbi Jake Schram

“- Reverend Hayworth: God is white. It's simple logic. His son is white.
- Walter Whitney: That's not proof. I'm white. My son is black.”
Tom Poston - Reverend Hayworth
George Segal - Walter Whitney

“- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): God hates me. That's what it is.
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Hate Him back; it works for me.”
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“She is the only evidence of God I have seen with the exception of the mysterious force that removes one sock from the dryer every time I do my laundry.”
Emilio Estevez - Kirby Keger

- Wednesday Addams: Pugsley, sit in the chair.
- Pugsley Addams: Why?
- Wednesday Addams: So we can play a game.
- Pugsley Addams: What game?
- Wednesday Addams: It's called, "Is There a God?".
Christina Ricci - Wednesday Addams
Jimmy Workman - Pugsley Addams

“When the Lord closes a door, somewhere He opens a window.”
Julie Andrews - Maria

“You believe in God, don't you? That God you try to get to through fucking or dope.”

Sam Neill - Mark

“I like that Mediterranean look in women. Natural, healthy. Just the way God made you.”

Sydney Walker - Bus Driver

“You have a divine spark. You have a gift for bringing joy and laughter to the world. I know, I created you.”

Morgan Freeman - God

“God can do whatever He wants to do, however He wants to do it. And He chooses to work in our lives because He loves us. He's good. Hope today's a milestone for what He can do for the rest of your life if you trust Him.”
Alex Kendrick - Grant Taylor

I realized science couldn't answer any of the really interesting questions. So, I turned to philosophy. I've been searching for God ever since. Who knows, I may pick up a rock and it'll say underneath, "Made by God". The universe is full of surprises.
Terence Stamp - Chantilas

- Private Reiben: What's the saying? "If God's on our side, who the hell could be on theirs?".
- Corporal Upham: "If God is for us, who could be against us?".
- Private Reiben: Yeah, what'd I say?
Edward Burns - Private Reiben
Jeremy Davies - Corporal Upham

“When I talk about belief, why do you always assume I'm talking about God?”
Ron Glass - Shepherd Derrial Book

“- Jack Jordan: It's my duty.
- Marianne Jordan: Your duty's to your family!
- Jack Jordan: My duty's to God.”

Benicio del Toro - Jack Jordan
Melissa Leo - Marianne Jordan

“- The Queen: I declare that my whole life, rather it be long or short, shall be devoted to your service.
- Queen Mother: Your whole life. That is a commitment to God, as well as your people.”
Helen Mirren - The Queen
Sylvia Syms - Queen Mother

“One day about a month ago, I really hit bottom. I just felt that in a Godless universe I didn't wanna go on living. Now I happen to own this rifle, which I loaded believe it or not, and pressed it to my forehead. And I remember thinking, I'm gonna kill myself. Then I thought, what if I'm wrong, what if there is a God.”
Woody Allen - Mickey

“You know what's scarier than not believing in God? Believing in him. I mean, really believing in him. It's a fucking terrifying thought.”
Patricia Arquette - Frankie Paige

“- Katherine: Oh My God!
- Lucifer: God? God is love. I don't love you.”
Virginia Madsen - Katherine
Viggo Mortensen - Lucifer

“- Loki: You are, all of you are beneath me! I am a god, you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by...
- The Hulk: [flattens Loki with repeated smashes into the floor] Puny god.”
Tom Hiddleston - Loki
Mark Ruffalo - Hulk

“If God had not intended for some people to be poor, then He would not have had The Bible published in paperback.”
Andy Kaufman - Armageddon T. Thunderbird

“I've been standing on one leg for three damn years waiting for God to do me a favor... and He ain't listening.”
Christian Bale - Dan Evans