God quotes

“I always figured when I got older, God would sorta come inta my life somehow. And He didn't. I don't blame Him. If I was Him I would have the same opinion of me that He does.”
Tommy Lee Jones - Ed Tom Bell

- Johnny English: Do you or do you not have tattooed on your bottom the words "Jesus is coming, look busy"?
- Archbishop of Canterbury: Are you insane?
Rowan Atkinson - Johnny English
Oliver Ford Davies - Archbishop of Canterbury

“- Heinrich: There is nothing to fear except God, whatever that means to you.
- Mark: For me, God is a disease.
- Heinrich: That's why through a disease we can reach God.”
Heinz Bennent - Heinrich
Sam Neill - Mark

“- Nostradamus: I promise nothing, I do what I can. Their fate, however, lies in God's hands.
- Inquisitor: So it is God's fault they die.”
Tchéky Karyo - Nostradamus
Leon Lissek - Inquisitor

“How come God hogs up all the good followers, and we're left with the retards?”

John Leguizamo - Clown

“- Silas: Each breath you take is a sin. No shadow will be safe again. For you will be hunted by angels.
- Sophie Neveu: You believe in God? Your God doesn't forgive murderers... He burns them.”
Paul Bettany - Silas
Audrey Tautou - Sophie Neveu

“- John Merchant: For God's sake!
- Pinhead: Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?”
Bruce Ramsay - John Merchant
Doug Bradley - Pinhead

“You are the lucky ones. You are going to serve God and country. I pronounce you handmaids.”

Victoria Tennant - Aunt Lydia

“- Kamran Shah: It's all a mistake. I stole nothing!
- Jailer: You can tell Allah. When you see him.”
Art Malik - Kamran Shah
Ken Sharrock - Jailer

“If you believe God created man in His own image, you believe He gave man power to understand evolution, to exploit science, to manipulate the genetic code. To do exactly what I'm doing. I'm just taking over where God left off.”
Tony Goldwyn - Michael Drucker

“- Mary, Mother of Jesus: You're sure it's God and not the Devil? If it's the Devil, the Devil can be driven out.
- Jesus: What if it is God? You can't drive out God, can you?”
Verna Bloom - Mary, Mother of Jesus
Willem Dafoe - Jesus

“I can't imagine a God that would care.”
Michael Keaton - Peter McCabe

“It went dark... If he'd have turned around, Frank, they'd have hanged us for it... and something... something put that cop there... It's an act of God those lights went out!”

Jessica Lange - Cora Papadakis

“- Countess de Tournay: Can you deny that, Lady Blakeney?
- Marguerite St. Just: I refuse to confirm or deny such accusations. For this is no trial - and you are no judge.
- Countess de Tournay: True, Madame. God will be your judge.”

Ann Firbank - Countess de Tournay
Jane Seymour - Marguerite St. Just

“Did you mention perhaps what line of industrial lubricants Jesus would have endorsed?”
Kevin Spacey - Larry Mann

“God knows when a single hair moves on your head.”
Benicio del Toro - Jack Jordan

“Dear God, I know I don't believe in you, but since I'll be starting Catholic school soon, I thought I should at least practice. Let's see, what do I want?”
Jessica Campbell - Tammy Metzler

“The shit is pointing out of the pot! Towards Heaven, to God. My turd is a direct communication from the Holy Father.
No, no, no, no, children. No. Laugh. Laugh! God is... He is the funniest man in the universe.”
Brian Cox - Dr. Finch

“- Sally Albright: They don't make Sunday.
- Harry Burns: Why not?
- Sally Albright: Because of God.”

Meg Ryan - Sally Albright
Billy Crystal - Harry Burns

“The Lord works in mysterious ways.”
Ian Hardin - Shannon Bell

“I thought it was from God... who else would have that kind of money?”

Alex Etel - Damian

“- Pastor Skip: Divorce is not part of God's plan.
- Patrick: Dad, you need to think of a new plan.”

Martin Donovan - Pastor Skip
Patrick Fugit - Patrick

“- Rabbi Cohen: The Holy Priest had one ritual to perform in the Holy of Holies, he had to intone a single word... That word, was the true name of God.
- Maximillian Cohen: So?
- Rabbi Cohen: The true name, which only the Cohanim knew, was 216 letters long.”
Stephen Pearlman - Rabbi Cohen
Sean Gullette - Maximillian Cohen

“All those pictures of Jesus all sweaty and bare-chested on the cross always made me kinda hot.”
Melissa George - Cleo Miller

“- Conan: What gods do you pray to?
- Subotai: I pray to the four winds... and you?
- Conan: To Crom... but I seldom pray to him, he doesn't listen.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Conan
Gerry Lopez - Subotai