God quotes

“- Lt. Peter Handcock: What's a pagan?
- Lt. Harry Harbord 'Breaker' Morant: Well... it's somebody who doesn't believe there's a divine being dispensing justice to mankind.
- Lt. Peter Handcock: I'm a pagan, too.”
Bryan Brown - Lt. Peter Handcock
Edward Woodward - Lt. Harry Harbord 'Breaker' Morant

“I don't understand a God who would let us meet, if there's no way we could ever be together.”
Meg Ryan - Dr. Maggie Rice

“When I pray to God, I don't ask him to eradicate disease. I pray that he sends me something that I haven't seen. I'm half kidding.”
David Duchovny - Dr. Eugene Sands

You asked me if I believe in God. I said "yes". You didn't ask me if I believe in the church. Now sometimes I don't like God much, or what they call God once they get him under their roof.
Skeet Ulrich - Juvenal

“God created little furry animals to be worn.”
Rachel Roberts - Simone

“- Isabel Fuentes: It was a sign, Alex.
- Alex Whitman: Of what?
- Isabel Fuentes: That the baby would be Catholic.
- Alex Whitman: Oh, well, then it's a good thing you weren't stopped in front of an IHOP.”

Salma Hayek - Isabel Fuentes Whitman
Matthew Perry - Alex Whitman

“- Jesse Stone: How quickly can your people match the bullets to the ones from the first victim?
- Captain Healy: I'm the state homicide commander. I'm not God.
- Jesse Stone: I thought they were the same thing.”
Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone
Stephen McHattie - Captain Healy

“Who am I?
[phone rings]
God?”

Ben Stiller - Derek Zoolander

“We've got a saying on my planet: if God intended us to fly, he wouldn't have taken away our wings.”
Chip Zien - Howard T. Duck

“I'd believe only in a god that understood how to dance. Isn't that something?”
Fred Ward - Henry Miller

“Ironic, isn't it? An archangel needs a monkey to get a vision from God.”
Bruce Abbott - Thomas Daggett

“- Bonner: Vengeance is mine. Who said that?
- Danny: I don't know.
- Bonner: The Lord said that.”
Donal McCann - Bonner
Stephen Rea - Danny Ocean

I asked the Lord, "Lord, why have you forsaken me?". But there was silence. So , I asked again, "Lord, why have you forsaken me?", and there was silence. So I asked again, "Lord, why have you forsaken me?"... and this great booming voice said "Geez, I don't know Travis, I guess something about you just chaps at my ass."
Dennis Quaid - Travis Child

“- Tommy Lacy: God said people make mistakes.
- Al Percolo: God never said people make mistakes; where did you hear that shit? He said honor thy mother, and thy father, and thy Yankee contract!”
Michael Rapaport - Tommy Lacy
Albert Brooks - Al Percolo

“- Sheriff Bryce Hammond: Enough! It's not a god, it's not a devil. It's just a fucking animal, and any living thing can be killed.
- Dr. Timothy Flyte: But this thing is what wiped out the dinosaurs! Which were pretty tough fucking customers!”
Ben Affleck - Sheriff Bryce Hammond
Peter O'Toole - Dr. Timothy Flyte

“- Herger - Joyous: We shall pray for your safe return!
- Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: Pray to whom?
- Herger - Joyous: In your land one God may be enough, but here we have need of many. I will pray to all of them for you. Do not be offended!
- Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: I'll be in your debt!”
Dennis Storhøi - Herger - Joyous
Antonio Banderas - Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan

“We've all become God's madmen, all of us.”
Gary Leonard Oldman - Dracula

“- Taphir: Our law is She, the goddess, who's your god?
- Dick: Our god? We don't have god, we do business.”
Laurie Sherman - Taphir
Harrison Muller - Dick

“- Mitch: Grandpa, how come you didn't come to the church?
- Vince: God makes me nervous when you get Him indoors - besides, I don't like to see people in their coffins. They always look so much smaller without their spirits.”
Keith Coogan - Mitch
Lloyd Bridges - Vince

“They say we are made in God's image though if that were true I wouldn't want to meet him in a dark alley!”
Philippe Noiret - Lucien Cordier

“- Levinia Yoder: Today was a good day.
- Samuel Yoder: God only makes good days, Levinia.”
Megan Cavanagh - Levinia Yoder
Jay O. Sanders - Samuel Yoder

“You can only do to me what God decides for me.”
Anthony Quinn - Omar Mukhtar

“Yesterday, I learned how to poison mice. Field mice girdle an apple tree; pine mice kill the roots. You use poison oats and poison corn. I know what you have to do. You have to play God. Well, killing mice is as close as I want to come to playing God.”

Tobey Maguire - Homer Wells

“It's a brand new day and the mortal world is at peace. But not for long. Just look at them; I pull one tiny thread and their whole world unravels into chaos. Glorious chaos.”

Michelle Pfeiffer - Eris

“I'm not going to leave this circle, I'm not going to leave until you speak to me. No signs, no pain, just speak to me in human words. Whatever path you want, I'll take. Love, or the axe, or anything else. Now if you want me to stay here and die, I'll do that too, but you have to tell me.”

Willem Dafoe - Jesus