Gossip quotes

“- The Queen: What did she say?
- Prince Philip: Something about Diana managing to be even more annoying dead than alive.
- The Queen: Just make sure you never let the boys hear you talk like that!”

Helen Mirren - The Queen
James Cromwell - Prince Philip

“What happened down in the dungeon between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret. So, naturally, the whole school knows.”
Richard Harris - Albus Dumbledore

“- Jordan Belfort: People say shit... I mean like, you married your cousin or some stupid shit.
- Donnie Azoff: Yeah, my wife is my cousin or whatever, but it's not like what you think.
- Jordan Belfort: Is she like, a first cousin?
- Donnie Azoff: Her father is the brother of my mom.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Jordan Belfort
Jonah Hill - Donnie Azoff

“I like to keep my ears open. It's amazing what you can learn listening to chatter.”
Steve Carrell - Maxwell Smart

“- Violet Newstead: One thing you should know about dear old Roz... she's the eyes, ears, nose, and throat of Mr. Hart. Anything she hears, he hears.
- Judy Bernly: You mean she's a... a company spy?
- Violet Newstead: I wouldn't exactly say that, I'd just say that if you want to gossip in the ladies' room, I'd check under the stalls, first, for...” (continue)(continue reading)
Lily Tomlin - Violet Newstead
Jane Seymour Fonda - Judy Bernly

“- J.T.: Coach says that you and Miss Sipriano are, uh, getting it on. Is that right, Mr. Donnelly?
- Mike Donnelly: Coach has a filthy, reactionary mind, J. T. Don't listen to him.”
Adam LeFevre - J.T.
Bruce MacDonald - Mike

“Only in a place like this do reporters and autograph hounds have absolutely no scruples about stampeding mourners at a funeral. Welcome to Hollywood, a land just off the coast of planet Earth.”
Joanna Lumley - Elinor Glyn

“- Hank: It's gettin' so as I can hardly go out in public any more. I mean, really, between the autograph hounds and the paparazzi...
- Kate Baker: Autographs and everything? I mean, just the one commercial, and you have paparazzi?”
Ashton Kutcher - Hank
Bonnie Hunt - Kate Baker

“- Katharine Hepburn: Howard, we're not like everyone else. Too many acute angles. Too many eccentricities. We have to be very careful not to let people in or they'll make us into freaks.
- Howard Hughes: Kate, they can't get in here. We're safe.
- Katharine Hepburn: They can always get in. When my brother killed himself there were photographers...” (continue)(continue reading)
Cate Blanchett - Katharine Hepburn
Leonardo DiCaprio - Howard Hughes

“- Jack: I heard about you and Danielle breaking up.
- Larry: You heard? It just happened fifteen minutes ago.
- Jack: Yeah, well, I just spoke to her. We were very close, you know. We had an affair and everything.”
Steve Martin - Jack
Steve Martin - Larry

“- Marie-Antoinette: Where does she come from?
- Aunt Sophie: From every bed in Paris.”

Kirsten Dunst - Marie-Antoinette
Shirley Henderson - Aunt Sophie

“Our divorce was one of those tragedies that you read about in the papers - a trusting woman and a worthless man. I was never good enough for Lucy, and well, finally she found it out.”
Cary Grant - Jerry Warriner

- Leonard Wilcox: Do you know the phrase, "two closed ears and one closed mouth"? Well, that's my motto and I follow it. To hear noting. To See nothing. To speak nothing.
- Walt Koontz: Eh, I don't care what goes on in this rat-trap. Who do you think you're kidding, you got the biggest ears, the biggest nose, and the biggest mouth of anybody I... (continue)(continue reading)
Barry Miller - Leonard Wilcox
Robert De Niro - Walt Koontz

“Gossip and news are the same thing, they've always been the same thing. People tell stories, that's what makes us human.”
James Marsden - Derrick Webb

“Malice is a pleasant pastime for women with nothing to do.”
Jennifer Jones - Dr. Han Suyin

“My life is over, that's it. But while all ya'll are out here livin' yours, sitting around talking about the nigger who lost it back in high school, you make sure you tell them the truth. You tell them I loved that girl! I did! But I got played!”
Mekhi Phifer - Odin James

“- Max Goof: I wouldn't mind having this R.V. You're so lucky.
- P.J. Pete: Me? Oh, come on, man! You're the star. Going to the Powerline concert? Oh, it's unbelievable!
- Max Goof: Who told you about that?
- P.J. Pete: Hey, come on! Everybody in town knows about it, Max! You are going to be famous, buddy... especially with Roxanne!”

Jason Marsden - Max Goof
Rob Paulsen - P.J. Pete

“Show me my life the way it should have worked. Show me the life I would have had without your big mouth. Show me the life I deserved.”

Sigourney Weaver - Sandy Travis

“- 'Teensy' Melissa Whitman: We'll leave you alone.
- Caro Eliza Bennett: But we'll be listening from the kitchen, so talk loud.”
Fionnula Flanagan - Teensy' Melissa Whitman
Maggie Smith - Caro Eliza Bennett

“I'm to be examined, undressed, and generally humiliated at 15 cents a copy.”

Katharine Hepburn - Tracy Lord

“You can always get information from women. They just love to talk!”

Bonita Granville - Nancy Drew

“How would you like to have nasty things said about you? How would you like to hear that you're fat, ugly, and a sour old gossip!”

Megan Follows - Anna Shirley Cuthbert

“- Judy: [assuming she is speaking to Rose Shelton] Hi, Rose, how's Duke doing?
- Rose Ratliff: Duke! My dog? Boy, when you go snoopin' into people's lives you don't miss a trick do you?”
Mary Gross - Judy
Lily Tomlin - Rose Ratliff

“- Maxwell Smart: 22 was married to the late, great 78? Wasn't he a little old for her?
- Agent 13: Well, let's see. 22 was 21 when she married 78 in '72. 78 was 46, that means 78 was 22, 32, 42, 25 years older than 22. 22 joined P.I.T.S when 78 died in 75.
- Maxwell Smart: Tell me, 13, how was 78 killed?
- Agent 13: Investigating the numbers...” (continue)(continue reading)

Don Adams - Maxwell Smart
Joey Forman - Agent 13

“- Elise Elliot Atchison: You always talked about me behind my back!
- Brenda Morelli Cushman: You deserved it!”
Goldie Hawn - Elise Elliot Atchison
Bette Midler - Brenda Morelli Cushman