Greeting quotes

“- Mr. Pike: Slap me five there, brother!
- Kevin Franklin: How about I just slap you?”
Mason Adams - Mr. Pike
Sinbad - Kevin Franklin

“- Gail Richards: Good night.
- Lillian - the Housekeeper: I hope you rest in peace.
- Gail Richards: Thank you. [turns to Ann] Isn't that what they write on tombstones?”
Joan Blondell - Gail Richards
Rafaela Ottiano - Lillian - the Housekeeper

“- Canaan: Aren't you going to wish me luck?
- Sgt. Hastings: Why don't you go to hell?
- Canaan: Well, that'll do.”
Armand Assante - Canaan
Adam Baldwin - Sgt. Hastings

- April O'Neil: Oh, Casey, hi.
- Casey Jones: Hi? I look like I just called Mike Tyson a sissy and all you can say is "Hi"?".
Judith Hoag - April O'Neil
Elias Koteas - Casey Jones

“Con... Con... Con... gra... tu... la... tions, Peter and Eileen on the won... wonderful news. I'm glad you taught me how to speak so I could say that, Eileen.”

Daniel Day-Lewis - Christy Brown

“An evil spirit possessed you. I pray God it is satisfied now, and you find peace. The evil eye has done its work; my life is over, spared for a lifetime of horrors in my sleep, waking each day to grief. Goodbye, Katrina.”

Johnny Depp - Ichabod Crane

“- Ethan: Are you blind?
- Virgil: Yeah.
- Ethan: Cool, see ya.”
Brett Robbins - Ethan
Val Kilmer - Virgil Adamson

“- Cole Whittier: Mr. Thompson... Mrs. Thompson... Debbie... and...
- Rick Gassko: Bond. James Bond.”

Robert Prescott - Cole Whittier
Tom Hanks - Rick Gassko

“- Sykes: Come on, snap your fin. Snap it. You're not snapping it.
- Don Lino: I'm snapping it, I'm snapping it!
- Sykes: That's okay, a lot of great whites can't do it, yo.”
Martin Scorsese - Sykes
Robert De Niro - Don Lino

“May all your Christmases be white. Merry Christmas!”

Danny Kaye - Phil Davis
Bob Wallace - Bob Wallace
Rosemary Clooney - Betty Haynes
Vera-Ellen - Judy Haynes

“- Gavin Strick: Hello, Lorna. How are you doing today, my dear?
- Lorna Longley: Drop dead.
- Gavin Strick: Contact.”
Nick Stahl - Gavin Strick
Crystal Cass - Lorna Longley

- Kevin O'Donnell: Have a nice day!
- Violet Sanford: "Have a nice day"?
- Kevin O'Donnell: Yeah, I panicked, I didn't know what else to say!

Adam Garcia - Kevin O'Donnell
Piper Perabo - Violet Sanford

“- Bob Wallace: How do you do?
- Doris: Mutual, I'm sure.”
Bing Crosby - Bob Wallace
Barrie Chase - Doris Lenz

“Buongiorno Principessa!”
Roberto Benigni - Guido

“Greetings from the interior.”

Vince Vieluf - Matt Jensen

“As the year draws to a close... I would like to share with you just a few things about myself, things of which I'm especially proud. First, I am proud to say that I don't smoke, I don't drink and I don't swear. Oh shit, I do smoke and drink. To our dear friends, may the best of your past be the worst of your future.”

Tom Amandes - Hal

“- Maître D': Good evening sir and how are we today?
- Mr. Creosote: Better.
- Maître D': Better?
- Mr. Creosote: Better get a bucket. I'm gonna throw up.”
John Marwood Cleese - Maître D'
Terry Jones - Mr. Creosote

- Limo Driver with Sign: Mr. Barbone? Welcome to L.A., I'm Bobby, your driver. I hope you had a pleasant flight.
- Ray "Bones" Barboni: Yeah well, I hope you drive better than you fucking spell, jack-off. My name is Barboni, not Barbone, okay!
Harry Victor - Limo Driver with Sign
Dennis Farina - Ray "Bones" Barboni

“- Stuart Little: Good-bye, fake father! Good-bye, fake mother!
- Mrs. Stout: Good-bye, fake son! ...I'm gonna miss that boy.
- Mr. Stout: I'm gonna miss that car.”

Michael J. Fox - Stuart Little
Jennifer Tilly - Mrs. Stout
Bruno Kirby - Mr. Stout

“Germany broadcasting. People of Britain, greetings from the Third Reich. This is the voice you have learned to fear. This is the Voice of Terror.”
Edgar Barrier - Voice of Terror

“- Cowboy: Welcome, Nestor. I'm from Earth. Ever hear of it?
- Nestor 1: No, but we are pleased to meet you.”
George Peppard - Cowboy
Earl Boen - Nestor 1