Guests quotes

“- Jody: Would you like a Pelegrino?
- Chris Macauley: Is that beer?
- Jody: No, it's bottled mineral water.
- Chris Macauley: Oh, yeah. Yeah, sure. Those are really good.
- Jody: You're really sweet. I'll get you a juice.”
Joan Cusack - Jody
Chris O'Donnell - Chris Macauley

“No guest should be admitted without the date of their departure settled.”
Maggie Smith - Violet Crawley

“- Sophie: Grandma? You weren't invited.
- Ruby Sheridan: That's the best kind of party, little girl.”
Amanda Seyfried - Sophie
Cher - Ruby Sheridan

“- Birdie: There's a message from the bartender. Does Miss Channing know she ordered domestic gin by mistake?
- Margo: The only thing I ordered by mistake is the guests. They're domestic, too, and they don't care what they drink as long as it burns!”
Thelma Ritter - Birdie Coonan
Bette Davis - Margo Channing

“An old friend is never an extra guest.”
Claude Rains - Alexander Sebastian

“Señor Bond, you got big cojones. You come here, to my place, without references, carrying a piece, throwing around a lot of money... but you should know something: nobody saw you come in, so nobody has to see you go out.”
Robert Davi - Franz Sanchez

“- Briseis: Am I still your captive?
- Achilles: You're my guest.
- Briseis: Guests can leave whenever they want.”
Rose Byrne - Briseis
Brad Pitt - Achilles

“Everybody stop antagonizing my guest.”

Leonardo DiCaprio - Calvin Candie

“Fish and guests stink after three days.”
Tom Wilkinson - Benjamin Franklin

“Fun is actually knowing who half your guests are.”
Chevy Chase - Chris Thorne

“When I'm a guest in another man's house, I don't reach into his refrigerator without asking permission.”
The Rock - Beck

“- Stuart Ullman: Four presidents, movie stars...
- Wendy Torrance: Royalty?
- Stuart Ullman: All the best people.”

Barry Nelson - Ullman
Shelley Duvall - Wendy Torrance

“Well, someone's got to break the ice, and it might as well be me. I mean, I'm used to being a hostess, it's part of my husband's work. And it's always difficult when a group of new friends meet together for the first time, to get acquainted. So I'm perfectly prepared to start the ball rolling. I mean, I-I have absolutely no idea what we're doing...” (continue)(continue reading)
Eileen Brennan - Mrs. Peacock

“What kind of a host invites you to his house for the weekend and dies on you?”

Andrew McCarthy - Larry Wilson

“Django and his friend in gray here, Dr. Schultz, are customers. And they are our guests, Stephen. And you, you old, decrepit bastard, are to show them every hospitality.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Calvin Candie

“- Cynthia: God they totally threw me. They were such assholes.
- Lisa Reisert: Cynthia, there are no guests who are assholes. Only guests with special needs.”
Jayma Mays - Cynthia
Rachel McAdams - Lisa Reisert

“Dr. Jones, in our country, it's not usual for a guest to insult his host.”
Roshan Seth - Chattar Lal

“What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got little save pitiful, portable picnic players. Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are invited.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“- Joanna Drayton: I brought you the latest bulletin. Guess who's coming to dinner now?
- Tillie: The Reverend Martin Luther King?”
Katharine Houghton - Joanna Drayton
Isabel Sanford - Tillie

Christmas is not "clothing optional" this year, we have a guest.

Diane Keaton - Sybil Stone

“- Nancy Henderson: The roast is resting in a shallow unmarked grave in the backyard.
- George Henderson: Well, there's plenty of other stuff.
- Dr. Wallace Wrightwood: Are you vegetarians?
- George Henderson: Sometimes. It depends on the guest.”

Melinda Dillon - Nancy Henderson
John Lithgow - George Henderson
Don Ameche - Dr. Wallace Wrightwood

“- Professor Trevor 'Broom' Bruttenholm: Tom, he's our guest, not a prisoner!
- Tom Manning: Yeah, well, your guest happens to be six-foot five, bright red, has a tail, and is government funded.”

Sir John Hurt - Trevor "Broom" Bruttenholm
Jeffrey Tambor - Tom Manning

- Eric Garrett: Speaking of parties, I'm having one and we'd like to invite you as the official guest of honor.
- Sarah Zoltanne: Why? So you and your little "descendants club" can burn me at the stake and roast marshmallows by the fire?
Christian Campbell - Eric Garrett
Sarah Chalke - Sarah Zoltanne

“- Evelyn: Who invited them?
- Stephen Price: I don't know, it wasn't me and you say it wasn't you. Who then, Evelyn? Ghosts?”
Famke Janssen - Evelyn
Geoffrey Rush - Stephen Price

“- Rafe Covington: Sheriff, you're sittin' in my rocking chair.
- Sheriff Walter Moncrief: I thought that's what it was for.
- Rafe Covington: It's for people I invite to sit in it.
- Joe Gill: Walter, you ain't invited.”
Tom Selleck - Rafe Covington
Barry Corbin - Sheriff Walter Moncrief
Wilford Brimley - Joe Gill