Habit quotes

“- Blythe 'The Forger': Tea?
- Hendley 'The Scrounger': I only drank tea once. In a hospital.”
Donald Pleasence - Blythe 'The Forger'
James Garner - Hendley 'The Scrounger'

“I just feel like everyone tries to do something different, but you always wind up doing the same damn thing.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Richard

- Ella Khan: They filmed "The Dambusters" here.
- Meenah Khan: Mam, you say that everytime we come to Bradford.
- Ella Khan: Well, they bloody did.
Linda Bassett - Ella Khan
Archie Panjabi - Meenah Khan

“- Ricky Bobby: Holding hands with a man makes me terribly uncomfortable.
- Jean Girard: It's a sign of friendship in many countries.
- Ricky Bobby: Well, not here.
- Jean Girard: There is nothing sexual about it. Please don't be worried about the fact that I have an erection. It has nothing to do with you.”
Will Ferrell - Ricky Bobby
Sacha Baron Cohen - Jean Girard

“We drink to escape the fact we're alcoholics. Existence is the search for relief from our habit, and our habit is the only relief we can find.”
Lili Taylor - Kathleen Conklin

“- Billy: How often do you guys go on a bender like this?
- Babo: Bender? This isn't a bender, this is night-time!”
Robert Downey Jr. - Billy
Tim Thomerson - Babo

“Old habits die hard, I guess... if you don't kick 'em, they kick you. Ain't marriage grand?”
Mel Gibson - Porter

“- Clouseau: The good-cop/bad-cop routine is working perfectly.
- Ponton: You know, usually two different cops do that.”
Steve Martin - Clouseau
Jean Reno - Ponton

“Killing generals could get to be a habit with me.”
Charles Bronson - Joseph Wladislaw

“- Selma Landis: Good night Nick, and thanks so much for everything. I want to kiss you. [looks at Nora] May I?
- Nora Charles: Go right ahead. But I warn you, it's a hard habit to get out of.”
Elissa Landi - Selma Landis
Myrna Loy - Nora Charles

“You're sick, and you're making yourself sick, and you can make yourself unsick by stopping doing what you're doing.”
Daryl Isaacs - Himself

“Is that your default setting? Do you just punch people in the face, willy-nilly? It's Tuesday, I'll punch Max in the face. Ooh, a box of kittens, time to punch Max in the face. Oh, I'm having some bread, time to punch Max in the face!”

Steve Carrell - Maxwell Smart

“- Hallie: Want one?
- Annie: Oh, sure, I love Oreos. At home, I eat them with... I eat them with peanut butter.
- Hallie: You do? That is so weird [takes out a jar of peanut butter].
- Hallie: So do I!
- Annie: You're kidding! Most people find that totally disgusting.
- Hallie: I know, I don't get it.
- Annie: Me either.”
Lindsay Lohan - Hallie Parker
Lindsay Lohan - Annie James

“- Spider-Man: You have a knack for getting in trouble.
- Mary Jane: You have a knack for saving my life. I think I have a superhero stalker.
- Spider-Man: I was in the neighborhood...”
Tobey Maguire - Spider-Man
Kirsten Dunst - Mary Jane Watson

“- Trudi: I'll have a decaf espresso.
- Morris Frost: I'll have a double decaf cappuccino.
- Ted: Give me decaffeinated coffee ice cream.
- Harris K. Telemacher: I'll have a half double decaffeinated half-caf, with a twist of lemon.”
Marilu Henner - Trudi
Sam McMurray - Morris Frost
Tommy Hinkley - Ted
Steve Martin - Harris K. Telemacher

“Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which
becomes a habit.”
Peter Alexander Ustinov

“- David Halloran: You people actually drink this stuff?
- Margaret Sellinger: No we just like to put it in our cups and stare at it.
- David Halloran: Tastes too much like, boiled water.
- Margaret Sellinger: It is boiled water.
- David Halloran: I knew there was a reason.”
Harrison Ford - David Halloran
Lesley-Anne Down - Margaret Sellinger

“- Michael Burgess: Mom, why do you always put your groceries on the TV?
- Cecelia Burgess: I always put them there and keep them there for a week. The radiation kills the poison that they put in them.”
Alan Alda - Michael Burgess
Lillian Gish - Cecelia Burgess

“What do you want? I'm from Chicago, it's not like there were street signs.”

Elijah Wood - Sandy Ricks

“This is Thailand kid... Not Indiana... You gotta be practical.”
Max Thayer - Mac Jarvis

“I always thought that being alone was just something that a man had to put up with. It was like I just got used to it.”
Sam Shepard - The Farmer

“- Rocco Melonchek: What a charming little animal.
- Lillian Oglethorpe: Do you know dogs, Mister Melonchek?
- Rocco Melonchek: Know dogs? I used to be a chef in a Korean restaurant!”

Mel Smith - Rocco Melonchek
Nancy Marchand - Lillian Oglethorpe

“For twenty years, I've been eatin' shit; breakfast, lunch, and dinner. So now I'm changing the menu. From here on, everything I eat is gonna be shit-free.”
Randy Quaid - Sheriff Mike Collins

“Number 1, I don't remember how often I used to jerk off, but it was a lot. Number 2, I wasn't pissed off at my dad, even when I was old enough to know what he and mom were doing in the bedroom. Number 3, I don't look in the toilet before I flush it. Number 4, I haven't wet my bed for a long time. Number 5, why don't the two of you go fuck...” (continue)(continue reading)

Michael Douglas - Detective Nick Curran

“For future reference, right-handed men don't hold it with their left. Just one of those things.”
Xander Berkeley - Dr. Lamar