Hand quotes

“People think we are crazy. But they don't know the joy of holding a man's beating heart in the palm of your hand.”
David Suchet - Jean-Pierre Thibodoux

“- Bernie Rose: Nice to meet you.
- Driver: My hands are a little dirty.
- Bernie Rose: So are mine.”

- Preacher: [referring to Dewey Cox's song] You think we don't know what you're talking about when you say "take my hand?".
- Dewey Cox: What do you mean? It's about holding hands.
- Pa Cox: You watch your mouth.
- Preacher: You know who's got hands? The devil. And he uses them for holding.
Rance Howard - Preacher
John C. Reilly - Dewey Cox
Raymond J. Barry - Pa Cox

Can you believe this? Would you look at that? Just call me "Mr. Butterfingers". I think it's on the floor somewhere. Is my face red?

Emo Philips - Joe Earley

“When you get in a fight with a drunk you don't hit him with your pitching hand.”
Kevin Costner - Crash Davis

“These gnats keep landing on my wet nail polish. I guess I'm supposed to walk around with their little corpses stuck to my fingers, is that it?... It's easy for you to say. You don't have to sit out here in the brine with your perm frizzing to oblivion. I look like a bushman.”
Goldie Hawn - Joanna

“People really should learn to keep their hands to themselves.”

Brian Krause - Charles Brady

“- Harry Monroe: Do you mind? What'd you kill your step-father for anyway?
- Rory: Criticizing my new fur jacket... and... slapping my hand.”

Richard Pryor - Harry Monroe
Georg Stanford Brown - Rory Schultebrand

“- Ricky Bobby: Holding hands with a man makes me terribly uncomfortable.
- Jean Girard: It's a sign of friendship in many countries.
- Ricky Bobby: Well, not here.
- Jean Girard: There is nothing sexual about it. Please don't be worried about the fact that I have an erection. It has nothing to do with you.”
Will Ferrell - Ricky Bobby
Sacha Baron Cohen - Jean Girard

“- TS Quint: You should see yourself right now, a grown man with his hand down his pants.
- Brodie: Yeah, I probably look like my old man.”
Jeremy London - TS Quint
Jason Lee - Brodie

“We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.”
Lily Tomlin

“I swear, you've got more hands than a poker game!”

Linda Blair - Terry Barkley

“Over yonder, they do not love your flesh. Oh, my people... they do not love your hands. Those, they only use, tie, bind, chop off and leave empty! Love your hands! Raise them up, and kiss them.”
Beah Richards - Baby Suggs

“- Dr. Watson: Get that out of my face.
- Sherlock Holmes: It's not in your face, it's in my hand.
- Dr. Watson: Get what's in your hand out of my face.”

Jude Law - Dr. Watson
Robert Downey Jr. - Sherlock Holmes

“- Allison Vernon-Williams: Oh, Crybaby, your fingers feel so good!
- Cry-Baby: I've been saving it up for a girl like you.”
Amy Locane - Allison Vernon-Williams
Johnny Depp - Cry-Baby

“With one twist, he took my hand and swallowed it whole. And I saw the look on his face. I was delicious! He must have passed the word, because it wasn't a month before another one of them took my leg!”

Craig Ferguson - Gobber

“- Victor Duncan: If you're trying to reach me, I'll just cut your hand off.
- Rick Latimer: I've got another one.”
Michael Wright - Victor Duncan
Jim Belushi - Rick Latimer

“- Anton: Where did it go?
- Pnub: What, you mean the hand?
- Anton: Of course I mean the hand!
- Pnub: Try looking up your ass.”

Devon Sawa - Anton Tobias
Elden Henson - Pnub

“How interesting a pair of hands can be. They can trick melody out of a piano keyboard. They can mold beauty out of a piece of common clay. They can bring life back to a dying child. Yeah, a pair of hands can do inconceivable good. Yet the same pair of hands can do terrible evil. They can destroy, whip, torture, even kill. Wish I didn't have to...” (continue)(continue reading)

Franchot Tone - Jack Marlow

“- Christine Jesperson: What happened?
- Richard Swersey: I tried to save my life but it didn't work. I burned it.”

Miranda July - Christine Jesperson
John Hawkes - Richard Swersey

“For future reference, right-handed men don't hold it with their left. Just one of those things.”
Xander Berkeley - Dr. Lamar

“I probably could have saved her if I'd have moved sooner. But I thought it was just another nightmare, like the one I had the night before. There was... there was this guy; he had knives for fingers.”

Jsu Garcia - Rod Lane

“- Glen: Guess how many fingers i have.
- Steve Barker: Uhh, 10?
- Glen: No. I have 8 fingers and 2 thumbs! Ha Ha Ha!”
Jed Rees - Glen
Johnny Knoxville - Steve Barker

“- Pacha: We shook hands on it!
- Kuzko: You know, the funny thing about shaking hands is... you need hands.”

John Goodman - Patcha
David Spade - Kuzco

“When you kill with your own hands there is a reverence. There's no reverence in what you do.”

Benicio del Toro - Aaron Hallam