Happiness quotes

“- Herman Blume: What's the secret, Max?
- Max Fischer: The secret?
- Herman Blume: You seem to have it pretty figured out.
- Max Fischer: The secret, I don't know... I guess you've just gotta find something you love to do and then... do it for the rest of your life.”
Bill Murray - Herman Blume
Jason Schwartzman - Max Fischer

“- Shareholder: I wanted to be a magician!
- Longfellow Deeds: What do you do now?
- Shareholder: I operate a pornographic website.
- Longfellow Deeds: I guess that makes people happy too, in a much grosser way.”
Andy Kreiss - Shareholder
Adam Sandler - Longfellow Deeds

“After the storm, I couldn't say life was beautiful. But all I kept hoping for was the Eskimo boy of my dream to run out of one of these doors and hug me. And even though I no longer felt like a fish and realized I knew nothing, I was happy to be alive.”
Johnny Depp - Axel Blackmar

“When there has been so much love and happiness for someone, it is natural to be reluctant to close such a wonderful chapter in our lives, for moving forward is rarely accomplished without considerable grief and sadness.”
Luke Mably - Eddie

“Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands, they just don't.”
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods

“I'm so happy! I... I feel 10 inches tall!”

Michael J. Fox - Stuart Little

“I can't have my happiness made out of a wrong to someone else.”
Winona Ryder - May Welland

“- Officer in Alaska: You seem especially happy to be here!
- Murdoch: This is not a smile, my face is frozen like this.”
Michael Clarke Duncan - Murdoch

“- Jane: Mary Poppins, we won't let you go!
- Mary Poppins: Go? What on earth are you talking about?
- Michael: Didn't you get sacked?
- Mary Poppins: Sacked? Certainly not. I am never sacked!
- Jane: Oh, Mary Poppins!
- Jane, Michael: Hurrah, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray...
- Mary Poppins: Neither am I a Maypole. Kindly stop spinning...” (continue)(continue reading)
Karen Dotrice - Jane Banks
Julie Andrews - Mary Poppins
Matthew Garber - Michael Banks

“Whoa! Quarter pounder!”

Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas

Aren't we told in Psalm 149 "Praise ye the Lord. Sing unto the Lord a new song. Let them praise His name in the dance"? And it was King David, King David, who we read about in Samuel, and what did David do? What did David do? What did David do? "David danced before the Lord with all his might... leaping and dancing before the Lord”. Leaping and... (continue)(continue reading)
Kevin Bacon - Ren

“- Horror: Horror always has sad endings.
- Fantasy: I come from a world of happy endings, why don't you come with us?”
Frank Welker - Horror
Whoopi Goldberg - Fantasy

“It's not easy to find a man you can wake up happy next to.”
Lolita Davidovich - Blaze Starr

“You call this a happy family? Why do we have to have all these kids?”
James Stewart - George Bailey

“- Anna Karenina: We'll be punished.
- Count Vronsky: Punished?
- Anna Karenina: For being so happy.”
Greta Garbo - Anna Karenina
Fredric March - Count Vronsky

“I'm thinking that sometimes you just have to make the decision to be happy. Just decide. Things aren't ever what you hoped they'd be.”
Olympia Dukakis - Marian

“I think the reason why Mommy left... was because for a long time... I kept trying to make her be a certain kind of person. A certain kind of wife that I thought she was supposed to be. And she just wasn't like that. She was... She just wasn't like that. I think that she tried for so long to make me happy... and when she couldn't, she tried to...” (continue)(continue reading)

Dustin Hoffman - Ted Kramer

- Isabelle Grossman: It's not as if I'm discounting the possibility, but Bubbie, listen to me. I am not, repeat, not holding my breath!
- Bubbie Kantor: A professor once told me, a college professor, "No matter how happy you are, if you're alone, you're sick!".

Amy Irving - Isabelle Grossman
Reizl Bozyk - Bubbie Kantor

“If it wasn't for pizza and other fine Italian foods, there would be no happiness.”
John Goodman - Jonesy

“I'm pursuing something and nobody looks too happy about it.”
Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa

“- Tom Bishop: Happy?
- Nathan Muir: Seventy-four casualties, an apartment block leveled, one dead terrorist? Yeah, happy.
- Tom Bishop: We have some fucked up barometer for success, don't we?”

Brad Pitt - Tom Bishop
Robert Redford - Nathan Muir

“- Unicorn: You are a true wizard now, as you always wished. Does it make you happy?
- Schmendrick: Men don't always know when they're happy. But I think so. And you?”
Mia Farrow - Unicorn
Alan Arkin - Schmendrick

“I always wanted to be one of the shiny, happy people.”
Emily Bergl - Rachel Lang

“- Edward 'Eddie' Simmons: Shrev, you happy with your marriage or what?
- Laurence 'Shrevie' Schreiber: I don't know.
- Edward 'Eddie' Simmons: What do you mean, you don't know? You don't know?
- Laurence 'Shrevie' Schreiber: What?
- Edward 'Eddie' Simmons: How could you not? You don't know? How could you not know?”
Steve Guttenberg - Edward 'Eddie' Simmons
Daniel Stern - Laurence 'Shrevie' Schreiber

“- Lee Harvey: Is your old lady happy?
- Lieutenant Gerke: Is my old lady happy?
- Lee Harvey: Yeah, because if your fuckin' is anything like your police work then you couldn't hit the G-spot on a twelve pound pussy.”
Mongo Brownlee - Lee Harvey
Chris Cooper - Lieutenant Gerke