Head quotes

“Top of the head, hardest part of the body.”
James Marshall - Tommy Riley

“- Stevo: When did you kill?
- Mark: In Miami I shot two men. Why do you think I'm here? 'Cause I love this place? 'Salt Lake Shitty'? They tried to rob me, so I shot them in the head. You have to put at least one bullet in the head just to make sure.”
Matthew Lillard - Stevo
Til Schweiger - Mark

“I said, massage clockwise. Migranes are bad enough without your incompetence.”

John Larroquette - Lawrence Van Dough

“Hey, kids, it's me. I bet you thought that I was dead. But when I fell over I just broke my leg and got a hemorrhage in my head. Ha ha ha.”
Shane Farberman - Clown

“Hey Sam don't lean your head out the window. We lost a couple kids like that last summer. I'm not going to go back and pick it up again.”

Ben Stiller - Tony Perkis

“That could have been your head David.”

Paul Reubens - Max

“- Dr. Peter Venkman: Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head. Remember that?
- Dr. Egon Spengler: That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.”
Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman
Harold Ramis - Dr. Egon Spengler

“You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me?”
Kurt Russell - Wyatt Earp

“- Kimble: I have a headache.
- Lowell: It might be a tumor.
- Kimble: It's not a tumor! It's not a tumor. At all!”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Kimble
Ben McCreary - Lowell

“- Aurore Interligator: They talk to me about you. - Robert Kube: Who?
- Aurore Interligator: The voices in my head.”
Silvie Laguna - Aurore Interligator
Rufus - Robert Kube

“- Kid in Bank: Hey, Mom! It's the guy who robbed the bank.
- Tommy: I didn't rob any bank.
- Kid in Bank: Oh, yeah, right. Like it was some other real fat guy with a tiny head.
- Tommy: I got a tiny head?”
Gil Filar - Kid in Bank
Chris Farley - Tommy

“- Junior: My hat blew off, daddy.
- Sheriff Buford T. Justice of Portague County: I hope your goddamn head was in it.”
Mike Henry - Junior
Jackie Gleason - Sheriff Buford T. Justice of Portague County

“- Dan: Everyone will be following you and if they catch you they'll have the map.
- Yellowbeard: Bugger them! I'll eat it first. Won't be the first head I've eaten.”

Martin Hewitt - Dan
Graham Arthur Chapman - Yellowbeard

“- Lt. Vincent D'Agosta: This is not good.
- Martini: Never thought there'd be a worse way to die than a shark attack. Having my head ripped off never occurred to me.
- Lt. Vincent D'Agosta: Where is his head?
- Det. Hollingsworth: It's over there by the sink.”

Tom Sizemore - Lt. Vincent D'Agosta
Gene Davis - Martini
Clayton Rohner - Det. Hollingsworth

“- Drop Dead Fred: Why don't we harpoon Charles straight through the head, drag him back to the apartment, and hit him with a hammer until he agrees to come back?
- Elizabeth 'Lizzie' Cronin: Harpoon him through the head. That won't work, Fred.
- Drop Dead Fred: Why not? How many times have you tried it?”
Rik Mayall - Drop Dead Fred
Phoebe Cates - Elizabeth 'Lizzie' Cronin

“- Nikki Downing: Look at her. Isn't she perfect?
- Harry Crumb: Well, I wouldn't say perfect. I mean, look at the size of her head. She must be enormous... But easy to find.”
Shawnee Smith - Nikki Downing
John Candy - Harry Crumb

“- Maddy Wirtz: Where do you live?
- Legs Sadovsky: Mostly in my head.”
Hedy Burress - Maddy Wirtz
Angelina Jolie - Legs Sadovsky

“Show me the law on bringing a head out of the country, ah? It ain't a fruit, it ain't a vegetable, it ain't even a plant, goddamm it!”
Anthony Mangano - Rico