Heat quotes

“The weather out there today is hot and shitty with continued hot and shitty in the afternoon. Tomorrow a chance of continued crappy with a pissy weather front coming down from the north. Basically, it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.”

Robin Williams - Adrian Cronauer

“You're on a camel in the middle of the Arabian desert. If you're not having a hot flash, you're dead.”
Sarah Jessica Parker - Carrie Bradshaw

“- Rick Dalton: All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?
- Flamethrower Trainer: Rick, it's a flamethrower.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Rick Dalton
Jeremy Hays - Flamethrower Trainer

“You see, after the game, a lot of guys like to ice up their arm. Still, other fellas think that heat is the way to go. But I have discovered the secret, Henry... hot ice! I heat up... the ice cubes! It's the best of both worlds!”
Daniel Stern - Brickma

“Why do these third world cesspools always got to be so hot?”
Danny DeVito - Ralph

“Jesus, why didn't they just build this place on the surface of the fucking sun?”

Jon Tenney - Jeff

“In case you haven't noticed, the white people are melting out here!”
John Bennett Perry - Richard Whitman

“- Janice Pettiboe: I can't feel my fingers.
- 'Skank' Marden: You need to rub them on a nice, warm Yuletide log.
- Janice Pettiboe: I beg your pardon?”
Beth Littleford - Janice Pettiboe
Ron Eldard - Skank' Marden

“- Sam Hall: What are you doing?
- Laura Chapman: I'm using my body heat to warm you. If we let the blood from your arms and legs rush back to your heart too quickly, your heart could fail.
- Sam Hall: Where did you learn that?
- Laura Chapman: Some of us were actually paying attention in health class.”

Jake Gyllenhaal - Sam Hall
Emmy Rossum - Laura Chapman

“- Machete: Get dressed.
- Chica: It's too hot for clothes.”
Danny Trejo - Machete
Mayra Leal - Chica

“The night's as hot as hell. It's a lousy room in a lousy part of a lousy town.”
Mickey Rourke - Marv

“- Mrs. Van Schuyler: How would a little trip down the Nile suit you?
- Miss Bowers: There is nothing I would dislike more. There are two things in the world I can't abide: it's heat and heathens.
- Mrs. Van Schuyler: Good. Then we'll go. Bowers, pack.”
Bette Davis - Mrs. Van Schuyler
Maggie Smith - Miss Bowers

“They say that it was so hot in the city today, grown men were walking up to cops on street corners begging them to shoot them.”
Al Pacino - Ricky Roma

“- Cindy Lou Who: Your cheek's so...
- Grinch: I know. Hairy.
- Cindy Lou Who: No.
- Grinch: Greasy? Stinky? Do I have a zit?
- Cindy Lou Who: No. Warm.”

Taylor Momsen - Cindy Lou Who
Jim Carrey - Grinch

“- Ned: How's the cop business, Oscar?
- Oscar: Real good. Always starts hopping in weather like this. When it gets this hot, people try to kill each other.”
William Hurt - Ned Racine
J.A. Preston - Oscar Grace

“Books can be good for something other than burning.”

Sheila McCarthy - Judith

“- Mr. Billings: The air conditioning's on the fritz and it's hotter than Hell up here!
- Barney Satin: Ha! He doesn't know how hot it is.”

Ted Zeigler - Mr. Billings
Bill Cosby - Barney Satin

“- Ron Launius: What the fuck am I going to do with a microwave?
- John Holmes: You can heat food with it.
- Ron Launius: The only thing I want to heat up right now is some dope.”
Josh Lucas - Ron Launius
Val Kilmer - John Holmes

“If you piss in your pants, you only stay warm for so long.”
Joaquin Phoenix - Bobby Green

“- Ivana: Do you know how we keep warm in Russia?
- Austin: I can guess, baby.
- Ivana: We play chess.
- Austin: I guessed wrong.”
Kristen Johnston - Ivana Humpalot
Mike Myers - Austin Powers

“- Mary Ellison: I nearly froze to death in that damn plane. Why couldn't you have supplied some hot water bottles or an electrically heated suit? I thought you loved me.
- Maj. Smith: Can't help what you think.”
Mary Ure - Mary Ellison
Richard Burton - Maj. Smith

“- Baylene: It looks like a very long walk.
- Eema: And hot! If you smell somethin' sizzlin', could be me!”

Joan Plowright - Baylene
Della Reese - Eema

“Bloody hell. I'm sweating in here. Roasting. Boiling. Baking. Sweltering. It's like a sauna. Furnace. You can fry an egg on my stomach. Oh, who wouldn't lap this up? It's ridiculous. Tremendous. Fantastic. Fan-dabby-dozy-tastic.”
Ray Winstone - Gal

“The human body generates more bio-electricity than a 120-volt battery and over 25,000 BTU's of body heat.”
Laurence Fishburne - Morpheus

“Man it's hot. It's like Africa hot. Tarzan couldn't take this kind of hot.”
Matthew Broderick - Eugene Morris Jerome