Hell quotes

“I don't believe in hell. I believe in unemployment, but not hell.”
Dustin Hoffman - Michael Dorsey

“- Lacey Rawlins: You think you can believe there's a heaven if you don't believe in hell?
- John Grady Cole: I guess you can believe what you want to.”
Henry Thomas - Lacey Rawlins
Matt Damon - John Grady Cole

- Shepard James 'Shep' Walker: I think it can best be said: “the road to hell is paved with good intentions”.
- Siddalee 'Sidda' Walker: Well, what about the road back? What's that paved with?
- Shepard James 'Shep' Walker: Humility.
James Garner - Shepard James 'Shep' Walker
Sandra Bullock - Siddalee 'Sidda' Walker

“- Esmeralda: He has been sent first to tempt you. But it's not too late. You must push him from you, expel him! Trample down the perversion of nature!
- Joyce: Did you hear that? [chuckles] He's a perversion of nature. Why, isn't that exciting?”
O-Lan Jones - Esmeralda
Kathy Baker - Joyce

“My life is a living hell!”
Liz Hurley - The Devil

“- Mr. Brocklehurst: And what is hell? Can you tell me that?
- Young Jane Eyre: A pit full of fire.
- Mr. Brocklehurst: And should you like to fall into that pit, and to be burning there forever?
- Young Jane Eyre: No sir.
- Mr. Brocklehurst: What must you do to avoid it?
- Young Jane Eyre: Keep well and not die, sir.”
John Wood - Mr. Brocklehurst
Anna Paquin - Young Jane Eyre

“- Adrian: There is most definitely a hell and you're all gonna go there when you die. Which is in about 15 minutes.
- Deacon: Holy shit! We really are gonna die!
[then he accidentally walks into flames and catches fire]”
Rhys Ifans - Adrian
Quentin Tarantino - Deacon

“Thought is real. Physical is the illusion. Ironic, huh?”
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Albert Lewis

“Two hells is one hell too many.”
Viggo Mortensen - Lucifer

“I am dead! I'm in Hell! And my punishment, is to spend eternity on my own show!”
John Candy - Jack Gable

“We're living in a world that's blowing itself to hell as fast as everybody can arrange it.”
Sean Penn - 1st Sgt. Welsh

“Purgatory is over, you go to hell.”
Lili Taylor - Nell

“- Katherine: Go to hell!
- Gabriel: Heaven, darling. Heaven. At least get the zip code right.”
Virginia Madsen - Katherine
Christopher Walken - Gabriel

“If not to Heaven, then hand in hand to Hell!”
Peter O'Toole - Pantaloon

“If a person goes to hell for not finishing a tuna croquette, I think I lost my salvation a long time ago.”
Bug Hall - Sam Callahan

“It's a waste of time to take a married man to Hell.”
Roland Young - Jimmy Wade

“- Joshua Beal: My question is about my aunt Denise. She's not baptized, so that means she's going to Hell right?
- Sister Terry: Uh, no, actually she's not, Joshua.”
Joseph Cross - Joshua Beal
Rosie O'Donnell - Sister Terry

"From Hell". Well at least they got the address right.

Robbie Coltrane - Sergeant Peter Godley

“Sometimes in life, we are given a choice between being a slave in Heaven or a star in Hell. And Hell does not always look like Hell. On a good day, it can look a lot like L.A.”
David Duchovny - Dr. Eugene Sands

“If I die and go to hell, it'll look like my parents' house.”
Charlie Sheen - David Ackerman

“You think hell shuts down after a couple of years? You think what you've done isn't, isn't floating around somewhere in space? What makes you think you've been forgiven for lying to your mother as a child, huh? Or of having slept with married men in adultery or paying taxes that turn Central America into a mud puddle, huh?”
Lili Taylor - Kathleen Conklin

“- Sidney: I've made a little discovery about the dead. They feel, they need, they desire.
- Clare Lipkin: Stay away. Stay away!
- Sidney: You know, the funny thing is, you're right. When I was alive, I wanted to ball anyone but you. Now, you're the only one I want.
- Clare Lipkin: Oh, my God!
- Sidney: Death doesn't make any sense without you,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Paul Mazursky - Sidney
Jacqueline Bisset - Clare Lipkin

“If you tried to phone hell from here, it'd be a local call.”
Faizon Love - Robin Harris

“I wasn't kidding when I said I liked you. I do Elliot. I think you have massive potential. If you're looking at an eternity in hell, let me tell you, it wouldn't hurt to have a friend like me.”
Liz Hurley - The Devil

“- Tyrone: Where to?
- Angel of Death: I am the Angel of Death. Take me to hell.
- Tyrone: Got any luggage?”

Charlie Barnett - Tyrone
Timothy Carey - Angel Of Death