Helping quotes

“If you wanna know how to build a rocket to fly a man into outer space, don't come to me. If you need somebody to perform a delicate brain operation, I'm not your man. However if you have any questions what so ever on the quality of a good pair of pants, look no further!”
Jason Alexander - North's Dad

“Sometimes the bees get confused, and run away. That's them there on the tree. But they don't really want to be gone. And they're happy when someone helps them back into their home. But you got to keep calm and don't panic when they sting, 'cause they don't mean nothing by it.”

Vanessa Zima - Penny Jackson

- Henri: Are you ready to go find your family?
- Fievel Mousekewitz: Yes!
- Henri: Chantal! Take my little friend to Immigration. You will find your family there. Everyone goes through Immigration. I would take you there myself, but then I would never finish my statue.
- Fievel Mousekewitz: Henri, you said "never"!
- Henri: Oh, so I did!

Christopher Plummer - Henri
Phillip Glasser - Fievel Mousekewitz

“- Ty: I want to join the army you're gathering. I'm not one of these farmers, I'm just travelling with them until I found you.
- Job: Then help me gather up these pumpkin-heads without killing them.”
Vincent Klyn - Ty
Lance Henriksen - Job

“- Carolina: What about calling you friends?
- El Mariachi: Campa... Quino... They would destroy the city...”
Salma Hayek - Carolina
Antonio Banderas - El Mariachi

See. if I'm thirsty. I don't want a glass of water, I want you to sympathize. I want you to say, "Gloria, I too know what it feels like to be thirsty. I too have had a dry mouth." I want you to connect with me through sharing and understanding the concept of dry mouthedness.
Rosie Perez - Gloria Clemente

“We're so hung up on this notion that we have some obligation to help the struggling black man, you know. Cut him some slack until he can overcome these historical injustices. It's crap. I mean, Christ, Lincoln freed the slaves, like, what? 130 years ago. How long does it take to get your act together?”
Edward Norton - Derek Vinyard

“- Stacy: This is a miracle! For once it's all up to him. No tubes, no jellies, no furtive trips to the bathroom... I can just sit back and let it happen. I don't have to do anything.
- Nick: I'm not too good with these things. Can you give me a hand putting it on?”

Lea Thompson - Stacy
Stephen Shellen - Nick

- Dexter Reed: Ed, I don't know how to say this...
- Ed: Oh, well, you just go: "Thiiiissssssssssss".
Kenan Thompson - Dexter Reed
Kel Mitchell - Ed

“You know how most cops like to go out for a drink after work? Well, I kept moving on up... to the drink before work, the drink during work, and finally the drink instead of work. It got to be a real problem; nobody wanted to deal with it, least of all me. Before I knew it, I was down to cleaning empty shells off the firing range. Then along came...” (continue)(continue reading)
Louis Gossett Jr. - Jake Berkowitz

“Seymour, listen to me - I was a good mother, I never told any of my children to do anything wrong and I wouldn't tell you. So be a good boy, Seymour. Help them! Kill them!”
Katharine Hepburn - Grace Quigley

“I know this sounds silly, like this is the scene in the movie where the guy's trying to get ahold of the long-lost son, you know, but this is that scene. And I think they have those scenes in movies because they're true, you know? Because they really happen. See, this is the scene in the movie where you help me out.”
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Phil Parma

“I should have felt better after saving that man's life, but I didn't. It just made me miss more what I once was. Like a prisoner getting one day out in the sun, it just made the prison seem that much more dismal.”
David Duchovny - Dr. Eugene Sands

- Steve Freeling: You know Teague, he won't take "Go to Hell" for an answer.
- Diane Freeling: What are you going to do?
- Steve Freeling: I'm gonna give him directions.
Craig T. Nelson - Steve Freeling
JoBeth Williams - Diane Freeling

“- Riddler: Why? Why can't I kill you? Too many questions. Too many questions.
- Batman: Poor Edward. I had to save them both. You see, I'm both Bruce Wayne and Batman, not because I have to be, now, because I choose to be.”

Jim Carrey - Riddler
Val Kilmer - Batman

- Francis MacMillan: You believe that your mother wants to hurt you?
- Claudia Draper: She doesn't want to, but...
- Francis MacMillan: You don't believe she wants to help you?
- Claudia Draper: Sure she wants to help me. You all want to "help" me. Except for Harry. Harry doesn't give a shit.
Robert Webber - Francis MacMillan
Barbra Streisand - Claudia Draper

“- Porthos: D'Artganan, we also protect each other.
- D'Artagnan: All for one.
- Porthos, Aramis, Athos: And one for all.”
Oliver Platt - Porthos
Chris O'Donnell - D'Artagnan
Charlie Sheen - Aramis
Kiefer Sutherland - Athos

“- Lady Eboshi: Stay here. Help me kill the Forest Spirit, Ashitaka.
- Ashitaka: You would do that? Kill the very heart of the forest?
- Lady Eboshi: Without that ancient god, the animals here would be nothing but dumb beasts once again.”
Minnie Driver - Lady Eboshi
Billy Crudup - Ashitaka

“- Newland Archer: All the older women like and admire you. They want to help.
- Ellen Olenska: I know. I know, as long as they don't hear anything unpleasant.”
Daniel Day-Lewis - Newland Archer
Michelle Pfeiffer - Ellen Olenska

“- Matthew Cuthbert: I've worked hard all my life. I'd rather just drop in the harness. I got old; I never noticed.
- Anne Shirley: If I'd been the boy you sent for, I could have spared you in so many ways.
- Matthew Cuthbert: I never wanted a boy. I only wanted you from the first day. Don't ever change. I love my little girl. I'm so proud of my...” (continue)(continue reading)
Richard Farnsworth - Matthew Cuthbert
Megan Follows - Anna Shirley Cuthbert

“- Drunken Eskimo: You are about to go on a sacred journey. This journey will be good for all people. But you must be careful.
- Forrest Taft: Right.”
Jules Desjarlais - Drunken Eskimo
Steven Seagal - Forrest Taft

“I was always taught that when someone needs help, you help them. Unless there's trouble.”
Essex Smith - Walter Jones

“I wanted to help those people tonight. I was pretty goddamn useless.”
Bruce Willis - John McClane

“- Alfred: You don't have to be a genius to figure out they going to come after you for this.
- Tristan: Yeah. Alfred?
- Alfred: Yeah?
- Tristan: I want to ask you to watch over my children. Watch over Samuel.
- Alfred: Brother, it will be an honor.”
Aidan Quinn - Alfred Ludlow
Brad Pitt - Tristan Ludlow

“- Paul Hackett: Couldn't you just give me one token, please?
- Subway Attendant: I can't do that. I may lose my job.
- Paul Hackett: Well, who would know... exactly?
- Subway Attendant: I could go to a party, get drunk, talk to someone... who knows?”

Griffin Dunne - Paul Hackett
Murray Moston - Subway Attendant