Hospital quotes
56 hospital quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Bottle Rocket
“- Anthony Adams: So, did you enjoy your first visit to the nut house?
- Dignan: Be sensitive to the fact that other people are not comfortable talking about emotional disturbances. I am fine with that, but... other people.” - From the movie: Stranger Than Fiction
- From the movie: The Wedding Planner
“- Mary Fiore: Where am I?
- Girl in Hospital: You're at the Children's Ward of St. Vincent's Hospital. I'm your doctor. Try not to talk.
- Mary Fiore: My god. I'm paralyzed! I'm paralyzed!
- Boy in Hospital: If you're moving your arms and legs, you're clearly not paralyzed.” - From the movie: Twister
“- Dr. Jo Harding: Is she ok?
- Paramedic: We'll probably keep her overnight just to be safe.
- Meg Greene: Overnight, forget it, I'm all right.
- Dr. Jo Harding: You're going to the hospital.
- Meg Greene: Ok, I'll go, but I'm gonna drive myself.
- Robert 'Rabbit' Nurick: Honey, your car is in a tree around the corner.
- Meg Greene: Oh!” - From the movie: Coming Home
“- Sally Hyde: You like tiger balm? It makes you feel real cool. I'll put some on your back.
- Capt. Bob Hyde: Is that the way you massage the basket cases at the hospital?” - From the movie: Riding The Bullet
- From the movie: Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
“- Hospital Administrator: What are you doing this morning?
- Obstetrician: It's a birth.
- Hospital Administrator: And what sort of thing is that?
- Dr. Spencer: Well, that's where we take a new baby out of a lady's tummy.
- Hospital Administrator: Wonderful what we can do nowadays.” - From the movie: High School High
“- Richard Clark: Well, Julie I hoped you learned a valuable lesson from this.
- Julie Rubels: Oh, yes. Basically as far as vasectomies go, never use the home kit.” - From the movie: A Clockwork Orange
“It had not been edifying, indeed not, being in this hellhole and human zoo for two years now, being kicked and tolchocked by brutal warders, and meeting leering criminals and perverts, ready to dribble all over a luscious young malchick like your storyteller.”
- From the movie: Stir Crazy
“- Young Man in Hospital: What you in for, brother?
- Harry Monroe: There's got to be some kind of confusion. They say my appendix grew back; but, I had it taken out years ago. What about you?
- Young Man in Hospital: I came in for a hernia operation. They cut off one of my nuts by mistake.
- Harry Monroe: Say what!” - From the movie: Madeline
“- Lord Covington: Who gave you permission to be in here?
- Madeline: N-n-nobody, Lord Covington.
- Lord Covington: This is a hospital, it's not a play room. You're not allowed to just wander around.” - From the movie: The Serpent and the Rainbow
“- Dargent Peytraud: Ahh, Doctor Alan! Why are you in Haiti, Doctor Alan?
- Dennis Alan: It says there on the passport I'm a tourist. I came to see the sights.
- Dargent Peytraud: Yes, happy happy happy island people! Then why visit an insane asylum?
- Dennis Alan: I'm an anthropologist, it's a tax write off.” - From the movie: Gigli
“You wanna go to medical school? Students there can always use something to learn on!”
- From the movie: The Paper
“- Michael McDougal: A woman's been shot. We need an ambulance.
- Alicia: Could I have one too?” - From the movie: Charlie Wilson's War
“The Congressman has never been to rehab. They don't serve whisky at rehab.”
- From the movie: Airplane!
“- Dr. Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
- Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
- Dr. Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.” - From the movie: The Dream Team
- From the TV Series: Angels In America
- From the movie: Overboard
- From the movie: Spawn
- Spawn: Just get me to a hospital.
- Clown: A hospital? Have you looked in a mirror lately, burnt man walking? Even the entire cast of "E.R." couldn't put you back together again. - From the movie: Payback
“GSW: that's what the hospitals call it: gunshot wound. Doctor has to report it to the police. That makes it hard for guys in my line to get what I call, quality health care.”
- From the movie: Bringing Out the Dead
“The streets are not like the ER. There's no walls, no controls.”
- From the movie: Coming Home
“There's not enough beds. There's not enough staff. It''s really crowded and guys have to wait in line. They are just not prepared for the number of wounded guys that are being sent back.”
- From the movie: When a Stranger Calls
“- John Clifford: I spent almost a year alone on the case of Curt Duncan with the trial and the testimonies and the background investigations. Now, I didn't come here today to look in your God damn folders, in fact I probably wouldn't be here at all if you had done your job right.
- Dr. Monk: This is a hospital, Mr. Clifford, not a penitentiary.” - From the movie: BASEketball
“- Doug Remer: Oh, I'll come, I love hospitals.
- Joe Cooper: No you don't, you like Taco Bell!
- Doug Remer: No, one time I was at this hospital, in France, and I met this great chick.
- Joe Cooper: Dude, that was a hostel.”
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