Hospitality quotes

“- Vivian Thompson: You want to come over to my place, Claire? I have to warn you, though, it's haunted.
- Claire Cooper: Who's it haunted by?
- Vivian Thompson: You.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Vivian Thompson
Annette Bening - Claire Cooper

“- Watty Watts: Well, I've been livin' the straight and narrow so why don't you take your chicken-fried, crypto-fascist ass, out of my fuckin' house before I call the cops.
- Ranger X: We are the cops, shit brain.”
Gil Bellows - Watty Watts
Michael Bowen - Ranger X

“Ma chère mademoiselle. It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now, we invite to relax, let us pull up a chair, as the dining room proudly presents your dinner.”
Jerry Orbach - Lumiere

“- Ubergonzo: Gonzo, by surviving and thriving on this alien planet, you have proven yourself audacious, courageous, and distinctly one of a kind. We welcome you back with our most ceremonious of ceremonies.
- Gonzo: What's that?
- Ubergonzo: We gonna blow you up, baby.”
Jerry Nelson - Ubergonzo
Dave Goelz - Gonzo

“I'd like to say my 'preciation for your hospitableness.”
Dana Carvey - Alvin Firpo

“- Col. Jason Grant: A base! It is a god-damned base and we're being invited in.
- Ray Tanner: Yeah, but who's throwin' the party?”
Walter Koenig - Col. Jason Grant
Bruce Campbell - Ray Tanner