Housework quotes

“- Cindy Sondheim: Can I get you anything?
- Dracula: A broom, perhaps?
- Cindy Sondheim: I hate housework. It killed my mother.”
Susan Saint James - Cindy Sondheim
George Hamilton - Dracula

“- Policeman: That is a lethal weapon, that is.
- Violet Kray: Housework is a lethal business, Constable.”

“I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.”
Phyllis Diller

“- Charlotte Haze: I asked you to make your bed. Didn't I?
- Lolita: No. You asked me if I'd made my bed.”
Melanie Griffith - Charlotte Haze
Dominique Swain - Lolita

“- Tess Harding: I'm going to be your wife. You don't think that I can do the little ordinary things that any idiot can do, do you?
- Sam Craig: No.
- Tess Harding: Why not?
- Sam Craig: Because you're incapable of doing them, that's why.”
Katharine Hepburn - Tess Harding
Spencer Tracy - Sam Craig

“She had kind of a homey quality.”

Terence Locke - Ralph Johnson

“- Ali G: Jezzy, iz you wearing green? I knew it, you iz defected to the Iver 'Eath posse, innit? Come on, let's stab him!
- Jezzy F: No, no, wait! Me mum, yeah, she put me yellow top in the wash with me brother's blue football socks even though they ain't colour-fast.
- Ali G: All right. But you tell that slag, that in the ghetto, washing...” (continue)(continue reading)
Sacha Baron Cohen - Ali G
Nabil Elouahabi - Jezzy F

“- Lulu Brecht: Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it I swear I will never do it again. Until the next time company comes.
- Samantha: Tacky.”
Marilyn Sokol - Lulu Brecht
Valerie Perrine - Samantha

“Isn't there anybody who can deal with a housewife?”
Donald Moffat - Lyndon B. Johnson

“- Joe Wilson: Here's something my wife could use in the house...
- Crow T. Robot: A man?”
Trace Beaulieu - Crow T. Robot