Humiliation quotes

“I'm smart, you're dumb. I’m big, you're little. I’m right, you're wrong, and there's nothing you can do about it.”
Danny DeVito - Mr. Wormwood

“Losing is never fun, but here's a little something to keep your spirits up. It's real nice, I got it at Target. It was on sale.”

Will Ferrell - Ricky Bobby

“Listen up limp dick as for you pitiful knowledge of what a real women wants. I’m not going to waste my time on some loser who doesn’t even know what snowblowing is. It has to be said my new boyfriend he's in high school and every time we talk about you he laughs his ass off about you.”
Jena Malone - Anna Harrison

“It is a bad thing to borrow, it is a worse thing to beg.”
Frank Salsedo - Ben Whitemoon

“If you don't tell me what I need to know, I'm gonna press down on this chair until it crushes your trachea. Trust me, it's agonizing. Plus, there's the posthumous humiliation of having been killed with a chair.”

Jason Statham - Parker

“Remember boy, when it comes to women, you're never too old for humiliation.”
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Sir Laurence Olivier

“I'm not a servant, I'm a prisoner! So will you be when you grow up. The day you come of age the gates will close around you because you are a woman! If you marry, everything you own will become the property of your husband. If you don't marry every profession will be closed to you but one, and that one is a life of loneliness and humiliation.”

Sophie Marceau - Elisabeth Laurier

Your work, Mr. Churner, is very reminiscent of a young man who sat in that same chair some 20 years ago. He, too, had the words "No future" printed on his forehead. Do give your father my best.

Helen Mirren - Mrs. Tingle

Now y'all heard of a "Japanese Inspection?". Japanese Inspection, you see, when the Japs get in a load of lettuce they're not sure they wanna let in the country, why they'll just let it sit there on the dock 'til they get good and ready to look at. But then of course, it's all gone rotten... ain't nothing left to inspect. You see, lettuce is a... (continue)(continue reading)
Fred Thompson - Big John

“- Caleb: You hacked the world's cell phones?
- Nathan: Yeah. And all the manufacturers knew I was doing it, too. But they couldn't accuse me without admitting they were doing it themselves.”
Domhnall Gleeson - Caleb
Oscar Isaac - Nathan

“The pressures are intense here. Nobody wants to be a hod carrier at Santa Mira. No. You're supposed to be beautiful and successful and popular and perfect. Well, Angela was none of these things, and her fear of failure eventually became too much for her to handle. It was this fear of public humiliation that led her to kill in the first place.”

Tom Dugan - Public Defender

“- Eli Bronstein: How does it feel making your family the biggest laughingstock of the city?
- Leon: Half the city, Eli. The French don't care.”
David Julian Hirsh - Eli
Jay Baruchel - Leon Bronstein

“- Chief of Police: Fitz is nothing but a tough, uncouth Irishman. He's liable to make things very embarrassing for you.
- Mayor: A good politician never gets embarrassed, Bert. That's something you should have learned.”
Emmett Corrigan - Chief of Police
Elmer Ballard - Mayor

- Kevin: [motions to a "Gone With the Wind"- style dress] What the hell is that?
- Jane: Theme wedding.
- Kevin: What was the theme? Humiliation?
James Marsden - Kevin
Katherine Heigl - Jane

“We bring you disaster: crushing, humiliating disaster. It is folly to stand against the mighty wrath of the Fuhrer.”

Edgar Barrier - Voice of Terror

“- Vinny: It is just you and me!
- Dionna: It wasn't. It was everybody.
- Vinny: Oh, baby, it wasn't...
- Dionna: It was everybody...
- Vinny: I didn't care for those fucking bitches! I love you!
- Dionna: It was everybody. And everybody else knew but me.”
John Leguizamo - Vinny
Mira Sorvino - Dionna

“- Overweight Drinker: Yo Rock, you need some help?
- Rocky Balboa: No, guys; ain't no pie eating contest.”
Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa

“She was gone. We gave our statements. Nick and Remy the same. All of us spared any blame for Amanda's death. Jack Doyle resigned on the condition that he and he alone be held accountable. He was granted the dignity of early retirement, but the humiliation of half a pension. It was an ignominious end to an illustrious career.”
Casey Affleck - Patrick Kenzie

“Thank god I got sober now so I can be hyper-conscious for this series of humiliations.”
Meryl Streep - Suzanne Vale

“We could be pets, we could be food, but all we really are is livestock.”
John Lawrence - Bearded Man

“The best thing you have going for you is your willingness to humiliate yourself.”

Greg Kinnear - Simon Bishop

“- Harry Blackitt: Look at them, bloody Catholics, filling the bloody world up with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed.
- Mrs. Blackitt: What are we dear?
- Harry Blackitt: Protestant, and fiercely proud of it.”
Graham Arthur Chapman - Harry Blackitt
Eric Idle - Mrs. Blackitt

“Harmon College and their - their 100 years of tradition. But tradition of what? Of hazing kids and humiliating anyone who's a bit different? Of putting so much pressure on kids they turn into these - these stress freaks and caffeine addicts.”
Justin Long - Bartleby Gaines

“If I didn't have a box over my head, I'd be humiliated.”
Bill Murray - Garfield

“Why don't you go back to the vodka bottle you crawled out of?”

Steve Martin - Peter Sanderson