Ignorance quotes

“It is an awful mess, I don't blame you for not knowing where you are. But you get a very good view of the Cathedral now.”

Kathleen Lucas - Passer-by

“We need to save our show from people who don't know the difference between a Tony Award and Tony Hawk.”
Ashley Tisdale - Sharpay Evans

“- Bryce: My ignorance amuses me... My ignorance amuses me?
- Lara Croft: Yes, well, I've always found your ignorance quite amusing.”
Noah Taylor - Bryce
Angelina Jolie - Lara Croft

“I have always been of the opinion that a man who desires to get married should know either everything or nothing.”
Dame Judi Dench - Lady Bracknell

“- Charles Godwin: I will not have you treat my daughter like this.
- Elisabeth Laurier: Would you have her grow up ignorant and friendless?”

Stephen Dillane - Charles Godwin
Sophie Marceau - Elisabeth Laurier

“- Bishop Campbell: Do you know when World War II ended?
- Jan: We had a second one?”
Barnard Hughes - Bishop Campbell
Glenn Close - Jan

“- Lindsay: What 'cha doing?
- Andy: Writing in my gournal. I write my thoughts in it every day.
- Lindsay: Oh, you mean a journal?
- Andy: Yeah, whatever. I guess I'm not all smart like you. ”
Elizabeth Banks - Lindsay
Paul Rudd - Andy

“- Curly: How are we gonna get in pictures? We don't know nothing about making movies!
- Moe: There's a couple of thousand people in pictures now who know nothing about it. Three more won't make any difference.”
Curly Howard - Curly
Moe Howard - Moe

“Generally speaking, Miss, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.”
Jason Patric - Nick Tellis

“- Joe Gurney: Hey, did you hear that, Slick? I'm a moronic type.
- Slick: Yeah? Hey, what's that?
- Joe Gurney: I don't know. Some type of medical name, ain't it doc?”
Humphrey Bogart - Joe Gurney
Charley Foy - Slick

“She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.”

Groucho Marx - Dr. Hackenbush

“My name is Robert Hawkins. It's 6:42 AM on Saturday, May 23rd. Approximately seven hours ago, some thing attacked the city. I don't know what it is. If you found this tape, I mean if you're watching this right now, then you probably know more about it than I do.”

Michael Stahl-David - Rob Hawkins

Now let me correct you on a couple of things, Ok? Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not "Every man for himself". And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up.

Jamie Lee Curtis - Wanda Gershwitz

“Indians can't be any worse than some Christians I know. But just the same, until we find a little more about them, we mean to trust in you, Lord, and keep our powder dry.”
Dean Jagger - Brigham Young

“Knowledge is better than ignorance.”
Tim Quill - Garson McKellar

It's dad's fault if I'm ignorant, because he never tells me about anything useful. If you ask him why Beethoven is so wonderful, he says stuff like "Beethoven is the sound of God, talking in his sleep".
Robert Norman - Fraser

“- Jay: How come I don't remember anyone with the name of Amy?
- Silent Bob: Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?”
Jason Mewes - Jay
Kevin Patrick Smith - Silent Bob

“- Lily: I never did get much good out of books.
- Cragg: You are a fool. You could learn a lot from that book. But if you are content to stay here like a dumb animal in this miserable life, then I wash my hands from you.”

Barbara Stanwyck - Lily
Alphonse Ethier - Cragg

“This is Chicago: now everybody knows everything, but nobody knows nothin'.”

John Beasley - Ernie

“- Ty Smith: I don't remember you like this.
- Ginny Cook Smith: I wasn't like this.
- Ty Smith: No. You looked on the good side of things. You were pretty and funny.
- Ginny Cook Smith: I was a ninny. I was a simpleton.”
Keith Carradine - Ty Smith
Jessica Lange - Ginny Cook Smith

“- Biology Professor Giving Lecture: The liver if neglected, invariably leads to cirrhosis. Of course, you are all familiar with the symptoms of cirrhosis.
- Baravelli: Sure. Cirrhosis are red; so violets are blue; so sugar is sweet; so, so are you.”
Robert Greig - Biology Professor Giving Lecture
Chico Marx - Baravelli

“I better have my lawyer take a look at these. I'm just a simple country boy. There's all kinds of big words in here I can't even pronounce. Hell, you might be takin' me to the cleaners for all I know.”

Josh Lucas - Jake Perry

“Let me see. I bet you've never seen anything like this before, huh, Barnhill. You probably don't even know about the birds and the bees, you butthead.”

Corey Carrier - Ralph

“You wouldn't know a masterpiece if it bit you in the ass.”

Tracey Ullman - Frenchy

“- Bandit: What's a Texas county mounty doing in Arkansas?
- Cledus: I don't know.
- Carrie: I don't know.
- Bandit: Well who the heck knows?
- Cledus: I really don't know.”
Burt Reynolds - Bandit
Jerry Reed - Cledus
Sally Field - Carrie