Impossibility quotes

“- Cledus Snow: How come we doin' this?
- Bandit: Well why not?
- Cledus Snow: Well they said it couldn't be done.
- Bandit: Well thats the reason, son!”
Jerry Reed - Cledus
Burt Reynolds - Bandit

“- Dr. Granada - Psychiatrist: You fell. You have a concussion. You were losing consciousness. Maybe what you thought was Eric catching you was a tree or a bush breaking your fall. Your mind could be playing tricks on you. It can do that.
- Milly: That's impossible.
- Dr. Granada - Psychiatrist: It's more possible than a boy who could fly.”
Louise Fletcher - Dr. Granada - Psychiatrist
Lucy Deakins - Milly

“An ancestor of mine maintained that when you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.”
Leonard Nimoy - Spock

“It's impossible, isn't it? Oh my god, I feel so stupid! Can you imagine? A naked man crawling along the wing of an airplane at 35,000 feet?”

John Lithgow - John Valentine

“Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair. We've traveled a hundred miles 'cause we thought we were gonna score. But now it's not gonna happen. Damn it!”

Mike Judge - Beavis

“- Louise: You really could have been something, mother.
- Mama Rose: If I could have been, I would have been. And that's show business.”
Cynthia Gibb - Louise
Bette Midler - Mama Rose

“The only way that girl is coming back to you is if a blast of semen catapults her across the street and through the window.”

Meg Ryan - Maggie