Incest quotes

“Do you know what the Bible says about fucking your own sister? Don't.”
Richard Jenkins - Walter Wingfield

“- Hector Cyr: What the hell are you doing?! I'm laying a spring trap.
- Sheriff Hank Keough: I could have shot you!
- Hector Cyr: This could end up saving your life, which is meaningful to you, because the longer you live, the more sex you get to have with your sister!”

Oliver Platt - Hector Cyr
Brendan Gleeson - Sheriff Hank Keough

“- Natalie: What'd he say?
- Daniel: He said he sleeps in the same bed with his sister. God, how awful!
- Londet: [in French] It's not so bad. She's 17. She's great looking and has huge boobs.”

Ashby Semple - Natalie
Thelonious Bernard - Daniel

“I'm an incest survivor, you know? I haven't remembered the incident yet but I know it's there somewhere. I just have to sense that I survived something. All my therapists think so. Oh, God, a kitchen. I hate kitchens... cooking, cleaning, anything feminine! It's my mother's fault.”

Jessica Lundy - Talkative Applicant

“- Wanda Gershwitz: I want you to know something Otto.
- Otto: What?
- Wanda Gershwitz: Even if you were my brother I'd still want to fuck you.”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Wanda Gershwitz
Kevin Kline - Otto

“- Margie Flynn: I used to let Donny do... things to me.
- Francis Doyle: What kind of things?
- Margie Flynn: Everything.
- Francis Doyle: Wait, Donny who? Your brother?”
Jena Malone - Margie Flynn
Emile Hirsch - Francis Doyle

“- Sebastian: You do realize you're my step sister.
- Kathryn: You know what they say about incest.
- Sebastian: Is there any line you won't cross?
- Kathryn: Only one... never in the butt.
- Sebastian: That's a good line.”

Robin Dunne - Sebastian Valmont
Amy Adams - Kathryn Merteuil

“- Walter Wingfield: I thought I told you to get a haircut.
- Valdine Wingfield: Give him a break, he's been through a lot.
- Walter Wingfield: Including his own sister.”

Richard Jenkins - Walter Wingfield
Sally Field - Valdine Wingfield

“- Chorus: Here's a man who killed his father and slept with his mother.
- Jocasta: I hate to tell you what they call my son in Harlem.”

Olympia Dukakis - Jocasta

“- Oh: I just want to lay with her so badly.
- Zed: I don't see it. I mean she's cute, but I don't think I'd lay with her.
- Oh: She's your sister. I mean, it would be like laying with your mother.
- Zed: Which was a big mistake, I see that now.”

Michael Cera - Oh
Jack Black - Zed

“Sweet Lord. You ponied your sister.”
Sally Field - Valdine Wingfield

You know what it feels like when newspapers call you the boss of a sister fucker? The whole damn town thinks I'm runnin' a "sisterfuckeria".
John Rothman - Larry Falwell

“- Jeremy: Friedrich Nietzsche! We cannot burn Friedrich Nietzsche; he was the most important thinker of 19th Century!
- Elsa: Nietzsche was a chauvinist pig, who was in love with his sister.
- Jeremy: He was not a chauvinist pig.
- Elsa: But he was in love with his sister.”

Tom Rooney - Jeremy
Amy Sloan - Elsa

- Cherish: When I was ten years old, my entire family fucked me under the Christmas tree.
- Honey: I'm so sorry.
- Cherish: Yeah, I bet you are... "jingle balls, jingle balls" my stupid brother started singing. ...You think that's funny?
- Honey: No, I don't.

Alicia Witt - Cherish
Melanie Griffith - Honey Whitlock

“Don't you want to know? Was Jake my father? Was I fucking my daddy? Yes, I was! I was fucking my daddy! And I married him! I married him, okay? I just wanted to be a kid. And they took that from me. They treated me like meat. A piece of meat. Fuck him! Fuck the whole town, they deserve to die!”
Jennifer Lopez - Grace McKenna

“- Jimmy Mitchelson: He wants to marry his sister.
- Freddy: He better not come back.
- Jimmy Mitchelson: That's right, or we'll tie you to a tree, fuck you in the ass while we jerk you off. Show you what we really do to perverts around here.”
Mark Pellegrino - Jimmy Mitchelson
Henry Cho - Freddy

“- Lou Peckinpaugh: You mean you married your own father?
- Mrs. Montenegro: It's not like you think. It was a simple wedding, done very tastefully.”
Peter Falk - Lou Peckinpaugh
Madeline Kahn - Mrs. Montenegro

“I had this friend once... He had this desire, this obsession... to return to his mother's womb. And one day that obsession became a reality.”
Ben Gazzara - Charles Serking

“She liked fuckin' her papa.”

Powers Boothe - Sheriff Potter

“- Garrett: What are you?
- Devon: Frankly, we're the reason cousins shouldn't marry.”
Cary Elwes - Garrett
Eric Idle - Devon

“- Arlene Lorenzo: My life is so tragic!
- Betsy Jobs: Or it could be worse! What if... years from now you get married and find out that your fiancee's dad is your dad too, and you two are brother and sister?
- Arlene Lorenzo: Oh my God!
- Betsy Jobs: Mh. It's called incest, Arlene. And it's against the law.”
Michelle Williams - Arlene Lorenzo
Kirsten Dunst - Betsy Jobs

“I'm not my father, Diane, just like you're not your father. If we were our fathers, what we did last night would only be legal in Arkansas.”
Jay Mohr - Anthony 'Tony' Cortino