Infidelity quotes
49 infidelity quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Panic
“Here are the rules: she never finds out and we never fall in love. Agreed?”
- From the movie: Panic
“So your plan is: you have me, you ravish me, you bury your pathetic middle-aged pain in me, and then you say thanks... or maybe you don't... and you leave, and I never see you again? Or, I see you again and again, because I make you feel better, and you can't stand not feeling better. Either way, you finally get your shit together, and you go...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Everyone Says I Love You
“- Joe: Madeline was an archaeologist. She was fabulous.
- Steffi: Madeline was a nymphomaniac!
- Joe: Yeah, okay, she had a little problem with fidelity. You know, I didn't happen to see it.” - From the movie: Summer of Sam
“- Vinny: I fuckin' thought I was gonna stop cheatin' when I got married, you know. I thought so! And now I'm just fuckin' cheatin' a lot more than I ever did. But I thought the man up there understood. I thought he would fuckin' understand...
- Richie: God has nothing to do with this, Vin!
- Vinny: Oh come on, Ritchie, yes he does. Yes, he does.” - From the movie: Skipped Parts
- From the movie: Intolerable Cruelty
- From the movie: The Gun in Betty Lou's Handbag
“- Betty Lou Perkins: Why is it so hard to believe that I might be exciting to other men? People have affairs. People have lovers. Why not me, Alex?
- Alex Perkins: 'Cause I never did. I never had anyone but you.
- Betty Lou Perkins: You had everyone but me. You had Frank, and the boys, and the force and the bars and the games.” - From the movie: Choose Me
“I've ruined too many marriages to have one of my own.”
- From the movie: The Last Boy Scout
“- Sarah Hallenbeck: You were never around. You know what? Fuck you, Joe. I was lonely!
- Joe Hallenbeck: Buy a dog.” - From the movie: The Best Man
“Marriage is the key to promiscuity.”
- From the movie: When Harry Met Sally...
- Jess: Marriages don't break up on account of infidelity. It's just a symptom that something else is wrong.
- Harry Burns: Oh really? Well, that "symptom" is fucking my wife. - From the movie: Intolerable Cruelty
“- Miles Massey: You propose that, in spite demonstrable infidelity on your part, your unoffending wife should be tossed out on her ear.
- Rex: Is it possible?
- Miles Massey: It's a challenge.” - From the movie: Bridget Jones's Diary
“- Bridget Jones: I owe you an apology about Daniel. He said you ran off with his fiancée and left him brokenhearted.
- Mark Darcy: No, it was the other way around. My wife. My heart.” - From the movie: Bronco Billy
“- Bronco Billy: I caught her in bed with my best friend.
- Antoinette Lilly: What did you do to him?
- Bronco Billy: I shot her.
- Antoinette Lilly: What! What about him?
- Bronco Billy: He was my best friend!” - From the movie: Deconstructing Harry
“- Joan: Tell me, Harry, just tell me something. Was she the only one, or were there others?
- Harry Block: No, Amy Pollock was the only one, may God strike me dead if I am lying.
- Joan: You're an atheist, Harry!” - From the movie: Rated X
- Artie Mitchell: You're the most beautiful woman in this hot tub.
- Jamie the "Actress": So, where's your wife?
- Karen Mitchell: She's right here, asshole!
- Jamie the "Actress": Bitch.
- Artie Mitchell: Honey! - From the movie: American Beauty
“- Carolyn Burnham: Buddy, this is my...
- Lester Burnham: Her husband. We've met before, but something tells me you're going to remember me this time.” - From the movie: Moulin Rouge!
“You expect me to believe that scantily clad, in the arms of another man, in the middle of the night, inside an elephant you were rehearsing?”
- From the movie: The People vs. Larry Flynt
- From the movie: Sexy Beast
“- Don: I fucked Jackie. Fucked her. Ask her, she'll tell you. I fucked her.
- Aitch: Yeah. Well, I've fucked you now, haven't I?” - From the movie: Summer of Sam
“- Vinny: And I've made some bad calls, and I'm a bad fuckin' husband. And I admit it. And I know you can't get away with shit in life anymore. You know, God sees everything, plain and simple... and I just want you to give me another chance.
- Dionna: No.
- Vinny: Please, baby. Give me another chance. I can't live without you. Please.
- Dionna:...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Ringmaster
“- Angel Zorzak: I didn't say you could wear my jacket!
- Connie Zorzak: I didn't say you could fuck my husband.” - From the movie: Summer of Sam
“Congratulations! You just realized you were married.”
- From the movie: Moonstruck
“- Rose Castorini: But why would a man need more than one woman?
- Mr. Johnny Cammareri: I don't know. Maybe because he fears death.”
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