Inheritance quotes

“- Bill: If I die, you can have my Megadeth collection.
- Ted: But, dude, we're already dead.
- Bill: Oh. Well then they're yours, dude.”
Alex Winter - Bill
Keanu Reeves - Ted

“I have no heir. The Tudor Dynasty, all my father's work, finished, and it's my fault!”
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers - King Henry VIII

“- Harry Angel: What's your name?
- Epiphany Proudfoot: Epiphany Proudfoot.
- Harry Angel: Your mother left you a very beautiful name, Epiphany.
- Epiphany Proudfoot: Not much else.”
Mickey Rourke - Harry Angel
Lisa Bonet - Epiphany Proudfoot

- Mr. Rugg: To the "Save the Dolphins Foundation", $11million. To the "Save The Pumas Foundation", $1.2million. To the "Padigonian Wasps Foundation", $1.4million. To the "Dyslexic Dalmatians Foundation"...
- Carrigan Crittenden: The hell with the livestock. What did the old stiff leave me?

Ben Stein - Mr. Rugg
Cathy Moriarty - Carrigan Crittenden

“- Ed: Why don't we all agree to stop here.Let this bimbo have his money. I mean isn't our self respect worth more than any inheritance?
- Frank: No.”
Bob Balaban - Ed
Phil Hartman - Frank

“Money? The only honest way I know to get it is earn it or inherit it. And I don't have any rich relatives about to die.”
Jeff Fahey - Duane

“- Lawyer: It is my intention to make no provision herein for my son Christopher or my daughter Christina, for reasons which are well known to them.
- Christopher Crawford (adult): What reasons?
- Christina Crawford (adult): [laughing bitterly] Jesus Christ.
- Christopher Crawford (adult): As usual, she has the last word.”

Warren Munson - Lawyer
Xander Berkeley - Christopher Crawford (adult)
Diana Scarwid - Christina Crawford (adult)

“Now, on the day I end it all, I'd like to leave Margaret the bearded lady my rhinestone collar and my wet-dry shaver. I'd like to leave Jack the midget nothing. It's too late for you, Jack. You're a short... hey, get out of there! You're in my landing space!”

Albert Brooks - Jacob the Tiger

“All that I ask is that you do each and every little thing that pops into my head, while I enjoy the enormous fortune your parents left behind.”
Jim Carrey - Count Olaf

“And I’m gonna tell you something, this pimpin' that I got in my blood, it came from a family tree. My granddaddy was a pimp. My great-great-great-granddaddy was a pimp. I'm talking 'bout pimpin' since been pimpin' since been pimpin'!”
Mike Epps - Baby Powder

“I'd like to leave my 1972 Gran Torino to... my friend, Thao Vang Lor. On the condition that you don't chop-top the roof like one of those beaners, don't paint any idiotic flames on it like some white trash hillbilly, and don't put a big, gay spoiler on the rear end like you see on all the other zipperheads' cars. It just looks like hell. If you...” (continue)(continue reading)

Marty Bufalini - Lawyer

“- Elsa: Dr. Jones?
- Indiana Jones: Yes?
- Elsa: I knew it was you, you have your father's eyes.
- Indiana Jones: And my mother's ears but the rest belongs to you.
- Elsa: It looks like the best parts have already been spoken for.”
Alison Doody - Elsa
Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones

“- Dr. Josef Mengele: You are born of the noblest blood in the world. You have it within you to fulfill ambitions one thousand times greater than those at which you presently dream, and you shall fulfill them, Bobby. You shall. You are the living duplicate of the greatest man in history: Adolf Hitler.
- Bobby Wheelock: Oh man, you're weird.”
Gregory Peck - Dr. Josef Mengele
Jeremy Black - Bobby Wheelock

“- Grandad James Shannon: As my last surviving descendant, you have a sacred duty to pass on my genetic material.
- Jimmie Shannon: That's a lovely sentiment.”
Peter Alexander Ustinov - Grandad James Shannon
Chris O'Donnell - Jimmie Shannon

“Can I have your watch when you are dead?”
Humberto Ortiz - Pablo

“- Arwen: Why do you fear the past? You are Isildur's heir, not Isildur himself. You are not bound to his fate.
- Aragorn: The same blood flows in my veins. The same weakness.
- Arwen: Your time will come. You will face the same evil, and you will defeat it.”
Liv Tyler - Arwen
Viggo Mortensen - Aragorn

“A king's time as ruler rises and falls like the sun. One day, Simba, the sun will set on my time here, and will rise with you as the new king.”
James Earl Jones - Mufasa

“- Headmaster Dr. Bartram: ...and the meek shall inherit the earth.
- David Greene: I wonder how meek they'll be when they do, sir.”
Peter Donat - Headmaster Dr. Bartram
Brendan Fraser - David Greene

“I made a discovery about you, while tracing some family trees for our new county history. I'm an antiquarian, you know. You, Durbeyfield, are directly descended from the knightly house of the d'Urbervilles. Did you really not know that?”
Tony Church - Parson Tringham

“- Charlie Babbitt: Does Raymond know how much money he's inherited?
- Dr. Bruner: No, he doesn't understand the concept of money.
- Charlie Babbitt: He doesn't understand the concept of money? He just inherited $3,000,000 and he doesn't understand the concept of money? Wow, good work, Dad. I'm getting fucking poetic here.”
Tom Cruise - Charlie Babbitt
Gerald R. Molen - Dr. Bruner

“You have inherited the fortune of the Frankensteins, I trust you will not inherit their fate.”

Basil Rathbone - Baron Wolf von Frankenstein

- Stan the Rookie: We had our first practice today.
- Sgt. Richard "Rascal" Moore: Oh yeah? How'd it go?
- Stan the Rookie: Well, we need a couple more. If you guys have any advice...?
- Sgt. Jack Bocci: Yeah, get a gun, shoot yourself in the foot, and go home!
- Sgt. Eugene McVey: Now, that's good advice!
- Sgt. Richard "Rascal" Moore: Hey, are... (continue)(continue reading)
Steven Mackintosh - Stan the Rookie
Sean Astin - Sgt. Richard "Rascal" Moore
Neil Giuntoli - Sgt. Jack Bocci
Courtney Gains - Sgt. Eugene McVey

“I'll tell you this, Angelo: you have the makings of a good Hardeman. God help you.”
Robert Duvall - Loren Hardeman III