Insects quotes

“- Tyler: Got a match or something?
- Panic: Yeah. Hold on.
- Tyler: My grandfather told me this. They're too tough to squash.”

Seth Green - Tyler Burns
Alfonso Ribeiro - Darrel 'Panic' Lumley

“- Marty O'Reilly: I put the special candle out there that repels all the bugs, every species but one.
- Wally Jatczak: Marty, what species is that?
- Marty O'Reilly: The saber toothed fly.”
Carroll O'Connor - Marty O'Reilly
William Bronder - Wally Jatczak

“- April O'Neil: So, what do you guys like on your pizza?
- Michaelangelo: Oh, just the regular stuff: flies, stink bugs... It was a joke.”
Judith Hoag - April O'Neil
Michelan Sisti - Michaelangelo

“- Veronica Quaife: I don't know what you're trying to say.
- Seth Brundle: I'm saying I'm an insect who dreamt he was a man and loved it. But now the dream is over and the insect is awake. I'm saying... I'll hurt you if you stay.”
Geena Davis - Veronica Quaife
Jeff Goldblum - Seth Brundle

“What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield? It's ass!”
Adam Baldwin - Tate

“These gnats keep landing on my wet nail polish. I guess I'm supposed to walk around with their little corpses stuck to my fingers, is that it?... It's easy for you to say. You don't have to sit out here in the brine with your perm frizzing to oblivion. I look like a bushman.”
Goldie Hawn - Joanna

“- Douglas Blake: All the times we've been back here, I've never seen you in the kitchen.
- Liz Hamilton: I don't go in the kitchen the roaches talk about me.”
David Selby - Doug Blake
Jacqueline Bisset - Liz Hamilton

- Victoria Grant: If all goes well, I expect to leavehere poor, but sated. I have a... a bug in my purse. At the appropriate moment, it goes in my salad.
- Carole "Toddy" Todd: It'll never work.
- Victoria Grant: A bug in my salad?
- Carole "Toddy" Todd: In a place like this, it would be an event if there wasn't a bug in your salad.
Julie Andrews - Victoria Grant
Robert Preston - Carole "Toddy" Todd

“- Ben Tuthill: Mosquito ever suck on you, son?
- Tuthills's Son: I don't know, Dad.”
Michael McManus - Ben Tuthill

“All right, listen up. If there are any bugs in here, or rats, or anything that has more legs than I do, you just stay on your side of the room, okay? I'll stay on mine. I should warn you, I'm packing an iron.”

Michael J. Fox - Brantley Foster

“You have to leave now, and never come back here. Have you ever heard of insect politics? Neither have I. Insects don't have politics. They're very brutal. No compassion, no compromise. We can't trust the insect. I'd like to become the first insect politician.”

Jeff Goldblum - Seth Brundle

“- Veronica Quaife: Those weird hairs that were growing out of your back. I took them to a lab. I had them analyzed.
- Seth Brundle: The hairs? That's a strange thing to do.
- Veronica Quaife: Not as strange as the results. The guy at the lab had trouble identifying them. He finally came to the conclusion, that they were definitely not human. Not...” (continue)(continue reading)
Geena Davis - Veronica Quaife
Jeff Goldblum - Seth Brundle

- Bill Lee: What do you mean, "It's a literary high"?
- Joan Lee: It's a Kafka high. You feel like a bug.

Peter Weller - Bill Lee
Judy Davis - Joan Lee

“- Nina Lonescu: I do not like bugs.
- Phil Blackwood: Well, neither do I, but I usually scream at them and... hit them with a rolled up copy of sports illustrated.”
Paulina Porizkova - Nina Lonescu
Tom Selleck - Phil Blackwood

“- Tyler: Melissa got attacked by some big bug or something. Can we go home?
- Charles Danson: Well, we are out in the wilderness.
- Tyler: I know, but this wasn't your average wilderness bug, okay?”
Seth Green - Tyler Burns
Peter Scolari - Charles Danson

“Yesterday I found a cobweb on my diaphragm.”
Shelley Lee Long - Lucy Van Patten Brodsky

“- Sgt. Aguado: Homicide, Ventura. Now how you gonna solve that one?
- Ace Ventura: Good question, Aguado. First, I'd establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's dick and became insanely jealous. Then I'd lose 30 pounds... porking his wife!
- Sgt. Aguado: Why, you..
- Ace: Come on! Now, kiss and make up.”

John Capodice - Sgt. Aguado
Jim Carrey - Ace Ventura

“- Itchy Itchiford: I can't believe it! I'm not itchy.
- Charlie Barkin: That's funny. You look like him.
- Itchy Itchiford: No, I mean for the first time in my life, I don't have to scratch!
- Charlie Barkin: Of course not, Itch. This is heaven. Fleas go to the other place.”

Dom DeLuise - Itchy Itchiford
Charlie Sheen - Charlie Barkin

“What's so wonderful is that every one of these flowers has a specific relationship with the insect that pollinates it. There's a certain orchid look exactly like a certain insect so the insect is drawn to this flower, its double, its soul mate, and wants nothing more than to make love to it. And after the insect flies off, spots another...” (continue)(continue reading)
Chris Cooper - John Laroche

“- Young Noodles: Who're you calling a cockroach?
- Young Deborah: So what are you? You're filthy! You make me sick! You crawl up toilet walls just like a roach! So what are you?”
Scott Schutzman Tiler - Young Noodles
Jennifer Lynn Connelly - Young Deborah

“Fats, you better spray the toilet! I saw a cockroach in there!”
Jennifer Lynn Connelly - Young Deborah

“After my first night in this castle, I found two large bites on my neck. From mosquitoes? From spiders? I don't know.”
Gustav von Wangenheim - Hutter

“We are all the same. Different words, different bodies, different versions. Like insects! Meat!”
Isabelle Adjani - Helen

“You can learn a lot from ants. These Brazilian fire ants can teach you a lot about successful societal structure. You see there's one queen in there. The rest are dedicated worker ants. Everybody pulls their weight. Nobody complains. There's harmony and growth.”

David Selby - Dean Buckley

“- Pinocchio: I like bugs.
- Lampwick: Not these kind, you don't.
- Saleo: They eat wood like you.”

Jonathan Taylor Thomas - Pinocchio
Corey Carrier - Lampwick
Richard Claxton - Saleo