Intelligence quotes

“He's brave, like a cowboy should be. And kind, and smart. But the thing that makes Woody special, is he'll never give up on you... ever.”

John Morris - Andy

“I didn't realize until years later that my father was only asking questions about lightning and thunder to cheer me up. In fact, he would often pretend to be dumb just to make me feel better.”
Jim Parsons - Sheldon Cooper

“Stay curious, stay weird, stay kind and don't let anyone ever tell you you aren't smart or brave or worthy enough.”
Kristen Schaal - Mabel Pines

“I hope you know that really smart people sleep in separate rooms.”
Michelle Dockery - Lady Mary Crawley

“You promised me human intelligence... or is there such a thing?”

Mark Ryan - Lockdown

“As director of National Intelligence, I'm a really big fan of intelligent answers.”
Frances McDormand - Mearing

“Never take a learning opportunity away from another student. No matter how smart you need everyone to think you are.”
Viola Davis - Annalise Keating

“Red Forman-You know, Steven, you're a smart guy. You really should go to college. You're coming with us, this weekend.
Steven Hyde-You don't trust me alone in the house, do you?
Red Forman-See how smart you are?”
Kurtwood Smith - Red Forman
Danny Masterson - Steven Hyde

“Well, if being smart isn't gonna help me impress the chicks, then I want no part of it.”
Ashton Kutcher - Michael Kelso

“I have the three things women want: I'm hot and I'm smart.”
Ashton Kutcher - Michael Kelso

“And as soon as I did that, as soon as I started believing that maybe I was smart after all, I think the whole world did too.”
Heather Morris - Brittany S. Pierce

“There's just something about an accent that makes a man sound SO intelligent.”
Kathryn Hahn - Ericka

“Nobody smart plays fair.”
Anya Chalotra - Yennefer

“Sometimes it pays to be a nerd, guys.”
Mark Ruffalo - Louis Reed

“There is a time to fight and there is a time to be clever.”
Wagner Moura - Pablo Escobar

“Oh... and how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and I forgot how to drive?”
Dan Castellaneta - Homer Simpson

“What evidence is there that cats are so smart, anyway? Huh? What do they do? Because they’re clean? I am sorry. My Uncle Pete showers four times a day and he can’t count to 10. So don’t give me hygiene.”
Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Elaine Benes

“What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 60? Your Honor.”
Bob Odenkirk - Jimmy McGill

“You know when I used to get high, I’d watch nature programmes on the Beeb. Polar bears are meant to be quite clever, very clever. They’re like the Einsteins of the bear community.”
Dominic Monaghan - Charlie Pace

“Sometimes I like to hang out with people who aren’t that bright, you know, just to see how the other half lives.”
Patrick J. Adams - Mike Ross

“The older I get, the more I realize that age doesn't bring wisdom. It only brings weary. I'm not any smarter than I was 30 years ago. I've just grown too tired to juggle the lies and hide the fears. Self-awareness doesn't reveal my indiscretions; exhaustion does.”
Victor Newmark - John Teller

“Sucks, don't it? The moment you realize you don't know shit.”
Jeffrey Dean Morgan - Negan

“Oh screw beautiful! I'm brilliant! If you want to appease me, compliment my brain.”
Sandra Oh - Dr. Cristina Yang

“There’s only one thing can blind a man as smart as you, Tommy. Love.”
Helen McCrory - Aunt Polly

“I’m not a nerd. I’m smart. There’s a difference.”
Bria Danielle Singleton - Young Emily