Invention quotes

“Who are you fooling with that phony radio bullshit? Jesus Christ, Frank, that went out three days after Marconi invented the fucking thing!”
Warren Oates - Capt. Jack Braddock

“It's fun, it's healthy, it's good exercise. The kids will just love it. And we put a little sand inside to make the experience more pleasant.”

Tim Robbins - Norville Barnes

“- Marcellus Washburn: I heard you was in steam automobiles.
- Harold Hill: I was... till someone actually 'invented' one!”
Buddy Hackett - Marcellus Washburn
Robert Preston - Harold Hill

“All you women have ever done is, what? Some French chick invented kryptonite, or something.”

Bill Maher - Jim