Investment quotes

“There’s this saying in investing. Try not to keep your eggs in the same basket.”
Park Hae-soo - Cho Sang-woo

“Floyd! I don't mind the caffeine but all this cream is gonna make you fat. Don't fuck with my investment.”
Ben Foster - Lance Armstrong

“- Tony Hawes: What are you going to do with all that money?
- Nick Leeson: I'm not going to spend it on futures and options.”
Tim McInnerny - Tony Hawes
Ewan McGregor - Nick Leeson

“- Nicholas Wyatt: Where's my money?
- Adam Cassidy: I used it in market research.”
Gary Leonard Oldman - Nicolas Wyatt
Liam Hemsworth - Adam Cassidy

“- T.J. Hicks: See this ring? Topaz, my mother's birthstone. Know where I got the money for it?
- Deuce Bigalow: Where?
- T.J. Hicks: Man-whoring! See this keychain? Mini yo-yo. Know where I got the money for it?
- Deuce Bigalow: Man-whoring?
- T.J. Hicks: Stock market! But I got the money for the stock market from man-whoring.”
Eddie Griffin - T.J. Hicks
Rob Schneider - Deuce Bigalow

“So much money and energy is expended making a film that I think it should be used for positive ends.”
David Strathairn

“- Hammond: We're going to open next year. That is, if the lawyers don't kill me first. I don't care for lawyers, do you?
- Grant: We don't really know any.
- Hammond: Well I do, I'm afraid. There's a particular pebble in my shoe, represents my investors. Says that they insist on outside opinions.”
Richard Attenborough - Hammond
Sam Neill - Grant

“- Beverly: That's right I'm fucking both your investors so don't fuck with me, any questions?
- Jack Roth: You know I've never had Sushi before.”
Sheryl Lee Ralph - Beverly
Martin Landau - Jack Roth

“- Drake Goodman: You have to remember this is an investment, Patty. You can't afford to do everything at once.
- Patty Palmer: It's not just an investment - it's our home.”
Matthew Modine - Drake Goodman
Melanie Griffith - Patty Palmer

“- Richard Samuels: Think of this as an investment, mother. An investment in my future as some kind of artist.
- Grandmother Samuels: Like your Uncle Frank. He never kept a steady job his whole life.”
Zac Efron - Richard Samuels
Marlene Sidaway - Grandmother Samuels

“- Lindsey Brigman: I got over four years invested in this project.
- Bud Brigman: Yeah, you only had three years invested in me.
- Lindsey Brigman: Well you have to have priorities.”
Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio - Lindsey Brigman
Ed Harris - Bud Brigman

“A pawn shop is the graveyard of dead hopes.”
Peter Lorre - Jan Bernazsky

“- Warren Schmidt: Randall, what happened about that investment opportunity? You never called me back.
- Duncan Hertzel: You mean that pyramid scheme?
- Larry Hertzel: Let's not talk about that now.
- Duncan Hertzel: All I know is I lost $800.”
Jack Nicholson - Warren Schmidt
Mark Venhuizen - Duncan Hertzel
Howard Hesseman - Larry Hertzel

“The Rolls is an investment, for me. It's an investment. I'm not into status symbols, like most people out here. It's an investment. Okay?”
David Clennon - Geb

“I'm the kind of investment that doesn't pay.”
Joan Crawford - Janie Barlow

“- Gazzo: How's about investing in condominiums? It's safe.
- Rocky Balboa: Condominiums?
- Gazzo: Yeah, condominiums.
- Rocky Balboa: I never use 'em.”
Joe Spinell - Gazzo
Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa

“It's like if I agree to sell you this cup of cappuccino, which I don't yet own, at 45 cents a month from now, if I can buy the cappuccino at say, 43 cents, I make a profit. If the price goes the other way, I have to pay more and I lose. It's timing, it's buying and selling at the right moment. Sometimes expresso might be the best deal, or salt...” (continue)(continue reading)

Ewan McGregor - Nick Leeson

“- May Daly: I see you want to buy me.
- Louis Blore: Gosh no, Miss Daly, I want to marry you!”
Lucille Desiree Ball - May Daly
Red Skelton - Louis Blore

“Your daddy may not had a whole lot of money. But he was rich, because he invested in people.”

Cedric the Entertainer - Eddie

“I've had my eye on you a long time, Doctor. I consider you one of my most valuable long-term investments. And when it comes to my investments, I always do my homework.”

Sir John Hurt - S.R. Hadden

“Dollars are like small fish: difficult to catch, but not to be thrown back except as bait for something bigger.”
John Lone - Joey Tai

“- Gennaro: Let's get something straight, John, this is not a weekend excursion, this is a serious investigation of the stability of the island. Your investors, whom I represent, are deeply concerned. And 48 hours from now, if they're not convinced, I'm not convinced. I'll shut you down, John.
- Hammond: In 48 hours, I'll be accepting your...” (continue)(continue reading)
Martin Ferrero - Gennaro
Richard Attenborough - Hammond

“- Amy: Do you mind if I ask you why you're selling? I mean, you've done so much to this place. You've obviously put your heart in it.
- Patty Palmer: No, not really. It was just an investment.”
Barbara Tyson - Amy
Melanie Griffith - Patty Palmer